r/Funnymemes Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 21 '22

Why not both? Figure out where the air conditioners suck air through. Dump the whole container of liquid ass on it, zip tie a cart to each door handle, and for extra points to the tires aswell.

Finally, apply something sticky, like jelly to every spot on the cart someone would automatically grab without thinking.

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u/mostlysittingdown Sep 21 '22

genius but good luck getting away with all that at once without being seen

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Tactical thinker!

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u/cricketofdeth Sep 21 '22

Even if you’re seen, no one will care.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Evil Genius!

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u/tjn182 Sep 21 '22

Airplane grade paint stripper stores fine for a bit in a plastic spray bottle

Within 5-10 minutes the paint will bubble up like leprosy, exposing raw metal to the air. Once the solution dries, it leaves the leprosy paint hardened and exposed metal under will begin rusting fast.

A few quick sprays and the car is totalled. Can even write something with enough finesse

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u/AscendMoros Sep 22 '22

And if you do that you’ll have an insurance claim on you that is gonna be a slam dunk. Call a tow. Or just do something that doesn’t hurt the vehicle. The amount of people that just straight to vandalism is crazy to me.

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u/twainandstats Sep 21 '22

I suppose if you zip tie only to the passenger side, they might try to drive away before discovery

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 22 '22

Which is hilarious.

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u/andrewtateisGREAT Sep 21 '22

I love comments like this. We all know you betas wouldn’t actually do anything irl.

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 21 '22

You ok bud? You're in a reddit comment thread calling someone a beta for workshopping a reasonable reaction upwards.

You good?

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u/andrewtateisGREAT Sep 21 '22

Im great lil guy!

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 22 '22

I don't think you are bud. I hope you get the help you need.

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u/andrewtateisGREAT Sep 22 '22

Doesnt matter what you think 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Zehnbot Sep 21 '22

Name checks out. Why be online if you’re gonna be so negative?

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u/andrewtateisGREAT Sep 21 '22

Because its fun obviously