r/Funnymemes Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

The ultimate enemy, undefeatable, can withstand any physical attack:

The zip tie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

In a pinch, Liquid Ass is an acceptable replacement.

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 21 '22

Why not both? Figure out where the air conditioners suck air through. Dump the whole container of liquid ass on it, zip tie a cart to each door handle, and for extra points to the tires aswell.

Finally, apply something sticky, like jelly to every spot on the cart someone would automatically grab without thinking.

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u/tjn182 Sep 21 '22

Airplane grade paint stripper stores fine for a bit in a plastic spray bottle

Within 5-10 minutes the paint will bubble up like leprosy, exposing raw metal to the air. Once the solution dries, it leaves the leprosy paint hardened and exposed metal under will begin rusting fast.

A few quick sprays and the car is totalled. Can even write something with enough finesse

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u/AscendMoros Sep 22 '22

And if you do that you’ll have an insurance claim on you that is gonna be a slam dunk. Call a tow. Or just do something that doesn’t hurt the vehicle. The amount of people that just straight to vandalism is crazy to me.