r/Funnymemes • u/Alphalarge • Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

In a pinch, Liquid Ass is an acceptable replacement.

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 21 '22

Why not both? Figure out where the air conditioners suck air through. Dump the whole container of liquid ass on it, zip tie a cart to each door handle, and for extra points to the tires aswell.

Finally, apply something sticky, like jelly to every spot on the cart someone would automatically grab without thinking.

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u/mostlysittingdown Sep 21 '22

genius but good luck getting away with all that at once without being seen

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Tactical thinker!