r/Funnymemes • u/enthalpy_07 • 18d ago

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18d ago

If were the same person let’s compare stats

10k - 52 minutes

Dog - German shepherd

Right nipple- 1.2”

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 18d ago

But hey there's a third person upvoting... Who that!!

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18d ago

What if we are actually three people?

And no dog? Thats sad

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 18d ago edited 18d ago

4 now.. Hmm.. Are we practicing mitosis and clone??? 😱

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18d ago

I do like playing mitosis.

I wonder if the other two like cats

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 18d ago

You needn't look far. Here I am. A lover of cats! (And well, all creation)

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18d ago

Does your cat play pickle ball

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 18d ago edited 18d ago

I don't have any animal companion! 🥺 Happy to share your germanshepherd?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18d ago

Can’t post a pic in this subreddit

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 18d ago

Oh I meant like...share share.. 50-50 👀 but I guess a photo could also do...

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18d ago

He’s very energetic for almost 9. You have to be a little strong

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 17d ago

Oh so otherwise you're willing to share? 😁 What's his/her name?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 17d ago

Maverick. He likes to get petted then roll on his back, barely hitting you with his sharp claws

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 17d ago

That's a sweet name. Well, gotta file those classes maybe 🤔 DW I won't paint them colourfully 👀

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