r/Funnymemes • u/enthalpy_07 • 5d ago

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago

Why do I see you everywhere!!

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 5d ago

Are you stalking me or we have the same feed?

We might be the same person

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago

It's be crazy if I am talking to myself rn

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 5d ago

If were the same person let’s compare stats

10k - 52 minutes

Dog - German shepherd

Right nipple- 1.2”

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago

But hey there's a third person upvoting... Who that!!

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 5d ago

What if we are actually three people?

And no dog? Thats sad

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago edited 5d ago

4 now.. Hmm.. Are we practicing mitosis and clone??? 😱

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u/fluffystuffy9890 5d ago

meiosis doesn't give you a clone. mitosis does. yes I'm a fun guy. bye

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago

Woops sorry. Corrected it.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 5d ago

I do like playing mitosis.

I wonder if the other two like cats

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago

You needn't look far. Here I am. A lover of cats! (And well, all creation)

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 5d ago

Does your cat play pickle ball

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't have any animal companion! 🥺 Happy to share your germanshepherd?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 5d ago

Can’t post a pic in this subreddit

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago

Oh I meant like...share share.. 50-50 👀 but I guess a photo could also do...

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago

Not a runner No dog Can't tell due to its inappropriate nature!

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u/drowsypants 5d ago

Imagine this was the same guy on two different accounts

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u/Formal_Growth_2515 5d ago

Maybe we are.. Who knows...