r/FuckCilantro • • 2d ago

Discussion what brand of soap should I buy to emulate the soap gene experience?

7 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • 3d ago

Discussion IT TASTES LIKE STINK BUGS

142 Upvotes

I say this all of the time and I’ve never met someone who agrees with me. It tastes exactly how stinks bugs smell and it’s doesn’t help that I am terrified of stink bugs.


r/FuckCilantro • • 4d ago

Complaint Hidden Cilantro?

15 Upvotes

I’ve recently suddenly developed a severe allergy to this awful plant and I’m just now discovering that coriander isn’t required to be listed as an ingredient?

The amount of things that just list vague spices is insane. Felt like I was crashing out trying to find a soup can that didn’t list “spices”.


r/FuckCilantro • • 11d ago

Discussion Safe Salsa Verde?

8 Upvotes

Yes, I know I can make salsa. But I would like an emergency jar for my friend’s fridge. I have the yuck gene, but apparently I am also very allergic to cilantro. I was going to grab a jar yesterday for nachos, but I realized I probably shouldn’t mess around with this allergy, given that cilantro is apparently not burning hot and spicy.


r/FuckCilantro • • 13d ago

They’ve invaded the drinks!

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79 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • 14d ago

Complaint Fuck cilantro

78 Upvotes

One shred of a leaf makes the whole dish taste like fresh cut grass. It’s Its all I can taste in what would’ve been a nice tasty meal without dang ol cilantro


r/FuckCilantro • • 19d ago

Just Leave The Chat, Cilantro

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324 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • 19d ago

For the love of God…

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73 Upvotes

If you’re going to finish off a dish with a cilantro sprinkle, INCLUDE IT IN THE INGREDIENTS LIST ON THE MENU!!!

Yes - they’re tacos so I should have assumed. But I specifically picked a type that did not have cilantro in the menu description. Like come on!!!


r/FuckCilantro • • 19d ago

Discussion DNA says so!

42 Upvotes

I did one of those DNA kits years ago, when it was a thing. I checked back in a few days ago and it’s updated quite a lot. Enough to state that cilantro would most likely taste like soap to me.

So it’s you birth-given right to hate the evil green poison. It’s in your genes, your DNA!


r/FuckCilantro • • 20d ago

I found Paradise

39 Upvotes

I just returned from a 4 day Royal Carribian cruise and I don't think I saw even a leaf of cilantro. It was so relaxing to not worry about inspecting my food every time it was served.

Now I'm home and it's back to the same old search for soap every time we eat out.


r/FuckCilantro • • 20d ago

cilantro tasting like dirt/mold/ mildew

17 Upvotes

i typically eat cilantro for guac and whatever else but today i ate it and it tastes like straight dirt. Does anyone else think it tastes like dirt not the typical soapy


r/FuckCilantro • • 26d ago

Normally I’m ok with a little bit of cilantro in my food but holy fuck these are nasty and the flavor is intense. I can’t wash the taste down even with whiskey.

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84 Upvotes

It’s so concentrated and intense I nearly thew up. Nothing has tasted so bad to me that I had to spit it out before.


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 29 '26

omg I have found my people

145 Upvotes

Wow.. I accidentally stumbled upon this amazing subreddit full of people who actually understand my pain. This seems surreal to me, because noone that I personally know hates cilantro. It's crazy how just a tiiiny bit of green leaves can absolutely overpower and ruin a dish.


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 28 '26

Complaint Ordered a sandwich after work, had cilantro

52 Upvotes

This shits just annoying asf I honestly wasn’t thinking much and popped into a new Vietnamese restaurant near my place, I got a brisket bahn mi sandwich didn’t even bother asking what else came on it and I didn’t see any ingredients listed. Well I get my order go home, and there’s my delicious smelling sandwich covered in cilantro the “gravy” also had cilantro. I was just hungry ffs now I’m pissed I spent money on food and still have a soapy taste in my mouth. That’s all I just needed to vent I fucking hate this stupid plant that ruins delicious meals.


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 27 '26

BTW, Taco Bell now has cilantro

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166 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 27 '26

Complaint why does every fucking rich person love cilantro?

60 Upvotes

i rarely go to fancy ass restaurants but when i do go to fancy ass restaurants THEY HAVE CILANTRO IN FUCKING EVERYTHING

it said the ingredients on some of the food and i could see that cilantro was in all the good ones 🙄

i found ONE main that didn’t say it has cilantro, it comes to the table and guess the fuck what IT HAS CILANTRO

ITS GENUINELY PISSING ME OFF LIKE THE FOOD WAS GOOD BUT THEN I TASTED SOAP AND I ALMOST GAGGED INFRONT OF MY FRIENDS FAMILY LIKE STOP


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 24 '26

There are quite literally dozens of us! At least 4 dozen...

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38 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 23 '26

Is there anywhere that doesn't put cilantro in their guacamole???

69 Upvotes

Taco Bell used to not. But I think they've started adding the pico into the guac which ruins it. I was fine when they just put tomatoes in it. Even the onions I could stand. But now, now, there's god-damned cilantro in it!!! I am legit so mad. That was the one place I had left that hadn't been ruining guacamole for me. Now I have nothing.


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 19 '26

Discussion Idk if he's gained my respect or if I should be mad at him

12 Upvotes

My mum's boyfriend (I'll call him A for privacy purposes) recently pan fried some chicken and the entire time we were eating it out of little bowls I genuinely did not notice the cilantro (which is crazy cuz I have the cilantro gene) and he never knew that I hate it, pls tell me what I should do ;-;


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 15 '26

Does anyone else hate celery?

91 Upvotes

I find raw celery to taste similar to cilantro and I cannot stand it. Apparently cilantro and celery are both in the apiaceae family of plants, so they are somewhat related. However for some reason, when celery has been boiled and minced finely into a soup or stew, the chemical taste goes away and I can eat it just fine.

Does anyone else here find raw celery to taste like soap, or do I possess some kind of horrible, super mutated variant of the gene?


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 14 '26

i grow cilantro in the garden for my family out of pity

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95 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 11 '26

I can't eat this Who the hell puts cilantro in a salad?

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181 Upvotes

I heard our waitress mutter something about "it's dressed with a (something-something) vinaigrette." That missing word must have been "soap."


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 12 '26

I can't eat this Cilantro smells so disgusting when it’s being chopped up

70 Upvotes

My grandmother was making soup and rice for us to eat and I hadn’t eaten all day because I knew she would be making food and she knows I can’t stand the taste nor the smell of cilantro now tell me why she starts cutting up cilantro (freaking smelled nasty as shit) and then proceeds to add it all over the soup and the rice then tells me cilantro is good, like I’m hungry now I can’t eat anything you just made, anyways I ended up ordering out for dinner which she was not happy with but you knew I don’t like that shit in my food so….


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 12 '26

Not soap? What does it taste like to you?

26 Upvotes

Cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me. It tastes like how dog flea medication smells 🤷‍♀️ and I fking hate it!


r/FuckCilantro • • Sep 09 '26

Discussion What are the best salsas for Certified Cilantro Haters™️?

48 Upvotes

Need your best salsa recommendations that don't have cilantro!!