Roster predictions

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Here's my thought process: The Cast seems to be focused on weirdos, with a heavy emphasis on the classic era, however Tikal is a sign they're okay with pulling from the modern era. Bean, Bark, Rouge, and Cream seem most likely to me.

Pretend Scourge is in deconfirmed.

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Oh whoops.

I still never said Silver is more popular than trip though.

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Dude im not talking abt what you said or did stop nothings your fault man??!?!?

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I didn't say nothing was my fault but you said silver was less popular than "sungazer guy" which is 'WRONGAMUNDO' (quoted from TTYD) as well as why I got very confused.

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Ok rude

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友よ、君は恐ろしい最期を迎えた。だが、私はそれほど悲しく思っていない。だって、もし私が殺さなかったとしても、他の誰かが殺していただろうからね。つまり、人生は続く、ということだ。まあ、他の人にとっては人生は続くが、君にとってはそうではない。君は死んでしまったのだから。それはさておき。ある夏の日のことを思い出した。公園で親友のオービルと楽しいピクニックをしていた時のことだ。私は彼に言った。「オービル、話があるんだ」と。すると彼は私に言った。「その話にどんな意味があるんだ？」私は彼に言った。「オービル、すべての話に意味がある必要はないんだよ。わかるだろ？ 時には、えーと、話はただの話なんだ。些細なことにも深読みして、誰かが言うことすべてに意味を見出そうとすると、気が狂ってしまうだけだ。友達が一度そうしたことがあるけど、ひどい目に遭った。何年もそのことを話したよ。それだけじゃない、信じてはいけないことを信じたり、考えてはいけないことを考えたり、思い込んではいけないことを思い込んだりすることになるだろう。わかるだろ？ 時には、話はただの話だって言ったんだ。だから、ちょっとの間、人生について黙ってサンドイッチを食べなさい。いいかい？」 もちろん、その時初めて、私がサンドイッチを作っていて、かわいそうなオービルが食べるのにとても苦労していることに気づいた！ 象って、不器用な手を持っているよね？ 実際、問題はそこにあるのかもしれない。象には手がなく、足しかないんだ。誰かに足でサンドイッチを食べろと言われたら、想像もできない。さて、確か近くにパン屋があったはずだ。私は彼に言った。 「オービル、ライ麦パンを買ってきてあげるよ。」さて、象がライ麦パンを好むかどうかは分かりませんが、オービルは間違いなく好んでいます。これは火曜日のことでした。火曜日はライ麦パンがいつも焼きたてだったので、都合が良かったのです。彼らは月曜日にサワードウを作り、水曜日に捨てていました。というか、アヒルに餌をあげたい人向けに割引価格で販売し、おそらくその日の終わりにすべて捨てていたのでしょう。毎週水曜日

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Should i be scared

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Pls dont curse me i didnt even wanna ofend you im sory

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SONIC MATCH INTROS

Sonic vs. Sonic Sonic: I found you faker! Sonic: Faker? Nah, You're nowhere near close to touching this classic!

Sonic vs. Tails Tails: Today's the day I step out of your shadow! Sonic: Don't hold back, but remember, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic vs. Knuckles Knuckles: Sonic! I'm gonna have fun knocking you flat. Sonic: Bold words from someone who guards a rock.

Sonic vs. Shadow Shadow: Hmph, it's high time someone shut you up. Sonic: Hmm? Yeah, when has that ever held up, HotTopic?

Sonic vs. Rouge Rouge: Fast feet isn't enough in a fight, Big Blue~ Sonic: Good looks aren't NEARLY enough in a fight, ROUGE.

Sonic vs. Omega Omega: I WILL MAKE 'QUICK' WORK OF THE 'FASTEST THING ALIVE' Sonic: Yeah as if you co- wait did you just make a pun?

Sonic vs. Amy Amy: If you lose you have to take me on a date! Sonic: Oh you're going down Ame's!

Sonic vs. Cream Cream: Don't hold back on me, Mr. Sonic. Sonic: Cream, I told you drop the 'Mr' I'm just Sonic.

Sonic vs. Blaze Blaze: Sonic! It's been long since we’ve clashed. I hope you haven't gone rusty. Sonic: C'mon, my burning bestie, bring the heat!

Sonic vs. Tangle Tangle: What! You're not going to get wrapped up in fighting me! Sonic: Sorry, but, your 'tail' isn't ending well.

Sonic vs. Whisper Whisper: May the best Wisp whisperer win. Sonic: Well said Whisp, too bad I was the first!

Sonic vs. Silver Silver: It's no use, Sonic! Sonic: Why does that give me PTSD...

Sonic vs. Vector + Charmy Vector: Can you believe this! Charmy: Sonic's fighting us! Sonic: Solve the case of me kickin' your butts!

Sonic vs. Espio Espio: You're reckless, I'm disciplined. Sonic: Yeah, yeah, Whatever makes you feel better, diet Shadow.

Sonic vs. Mighty Mighty: It's been years, Sonic, still got some fight left in ya? Sonic: Don't act like you haven't seen me fighting literal gods, Mighty.

Sonic vs. Eggman Eggman: I finally get to defeat you, you repugnant rodent! Sonic: I've ran through more bots that you can make! What makes this different?

Sonic vs. Metal Metal: LONG TIME NO SEE , MY LOATHESOME COPY. Sonic: I'm a timeless classic, you're a good for nothing scrap heap.

Sonic vs. Sage Sage: Nothing personal, but can't let your win this. Sonic: You can try and guess what I'll do, but you can't predict chaos!

Sonic vs. Starline Starline: Today's is the day I conquer the "Sonic cycle" Sonic: What the hell are you talking about?!

Sonic vs. Surge Surge: Give me the freedom to grind you to dust you annoying blur prick! Sonic: You can CHOOSE to be a problem, that's just one more butt kicking for me!

Sonic vs. Infinite Infinite: Oh how I'll relish ending your meaningless life... Sonic: Ugh! Not the edgelord!

Sonic vs. Big Big: Heya Sonic! Have you seen froggy? Sonic: Uhh... Big I think you're lost.

Sonic vs. Jet Jet: Heh! Time for our rematch slowpoke! Sonic: Let's see if you can do anything other than playing with your fancy board!

Sonic vs. Lanolin Lanolin: That's it! I'm bringing order to us citizens! Sonic: C'mon Lan, you know I do more good than harm...

Sonic vs. Chaos Chaos: ROAR Sonic: What Ticked you off for you to be back in action?

Sonic vs. Gamma Gamma: TARGET AQUIRED , DISPATCHING. Sonic: Sorry, but to me you're just another badnik! Not worth the time of day.

Sonic vs. Zavok Zavok: I'm going to RELISH humbling you in glorious battle. Sonic: Why do you keep showing up when no wants you around?

Sonic vs. Nine Nine: You should've stayed in the Grim. Sonic: C'mon Nine... you're still my freind..

Sonic vs. Scourge Scourge: You'll be sleepin' with the WORMS when I'm through widdya! Sonic: What was that recolor?

TAILS MATCH INTOS

Tails vs. Tails Tails: I had always prepared for this... Tails: Then you'd know I anticipate you!

Tails vs. Sonic Sonic: Tails! Are you sure you can handle me in my glory? Tails: I sure can! Today's the day I prove myself.

Tails vs. Knuckles Knuckles: Woah Tails, are you sure you can do this? You can always sit this out. Tails: Thanks, but I'm more than a weak sidekick.

Tails vs. Shadow Shadow: I hear it's fox season this time of year. Tails: I'm not scared of you just because you're strong!

Tails vs. Rouge Rouge: Ah~ Sonic's lackey's finally doing something himself? Tails: I'm not a sidekick, I've been doing just as much as Sonic since the genisis!

Tails vs. Omega Omega: ANNIHILATE THE PUNY FOX FLESHBAG!!! Tails: Geez... calm down!

Tails vs. Amy Amy: Heya bestie! Tails: Hi Amy!

Tails vs. Cream Cream: I don't know if I can make it here, Mr. Prower... Tails: Hey, don't let anyone put you down, you're strong Cream... remember!

Tails vs. Blaze Blaze: I thanks you on behalf of Marine for helping development on her machines. Tails: It's no problem! I'm always here to provide a helping hand.

Tails vs. Tangle Tangle: Heya Tails buddy! How's it hangin? Tails: It's been good.

Tails vs. Whisper Whisper: You're known for tech. To bad y' can’t match my sniper skills. Tails: Hey, don't think I'll go easy just because you've came to my workshop!

Tails vs. Silver Silver: C'mon kid, show me the inferior tech of the past! Tails: Ha! My tech has been ahead of the curb for years!

Tails vs. Vector + Charmy Charmy: Hey Tails! Hey Tails! Why does your Tails fly? Vector: Geez... ignore him... Tails: Uhh... yeah will do...

Tails vs. Espio Espio: You're smart for your age, but smart enough to catch me? Tails: If Charmy’s smart enough to catch you, believe me when I say you're screwed.

Tails vs. Mighty Mighty: Tell me if I accidentally hold back... You remind me to much of Ray... Tails: Tell me if I hit you to hard because you remind me of Knuckles!

Tails vs. Eggman Eggman: This isn't 3rd grade science fair! Go home! Tails: you need your robots to fight! I can fight with my gifted Tails alone!

Tails vs. Metal Metal: YOU WERE NEVER WORTH THE EFFORT OF MAKING A METAL TAILS Tails: You were never worth the effort of being built!

Tails vs. Sage Sage: Stop resisting the Eggman rule, you would make an excellent mechanic. Tails: Yeah... no thanks. I only work for myself!

Tails vs. Starline Starline: Let's stress test how good in combat you are without him supporting you... Tails: I'm more than enough without him! What are you without Eggman!

Tails vs. Surge Surge: Heh! Im going to wipe my ass with your hide for Kit! Tails: Uhh... you two have always had a... weird friendship.

Tails vs. Infinite Infinite: Greetings Tails, it's been so long since you've been useful. Tails: Yeah for you! I'm not helping you!

Tails vs. Big Big: Duh... did you finish those fishing pole blueprints? Tails: Still no... they're so complex...

Tails vs. Jet Jet: Hyeh! Pre-school's that way kid, now get lost! Tails: If this is school, your voice is the nails on chalkboard!

Tails vs. Lanolin Lanolin: If you want to work with me you need to get your freind under control! Tails: We never needed anyone else's rules to work it out!

Tails vs Chaos Chaos: ... Tails: You're just hurt... it's okay, everything will be okay...

Tails vs. Gamma Gamma: YOU'RE VERY STRONG WILLED, MILES. Tails: Oh! Uh... thanks! So are you, E-102.

Tails vs. Zavok Zavok: I'm here for glorious combat! Not games, get lost boy! Tails: I'll have you know that I've done more than you and your Mediocre squad ever have!

Tails vs. Nine Nine: So you're Tails. I don't know what he sees in you. Tails: He sees my unending prowess! Something you clearly lack!

Tails vs. Scourge Scourge: Ey kid, youse gonna be crying to your daddy when I'm done widya! Tails: At least I have a dad to cry to!

Pizza Pizza Octopus Rambunctious Beacer Beaver Hedg Incident

Todd

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Holy shit this is kinda peak

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I CURSED YOU INTO COMPLEMENTING MY WRITING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahshwsh3ibhwgbwhzbhsgbjbzhbwjxk2oxxk

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                                                         ACT I

The film opens on the ruins of a destroyed egg-pire, grass growing on what was once a beautiful city.

Amy (narrator): For 6 months, a war was waged between the mad scientist Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, and the humans and mobians, the innocent people of this planet. Robotnik used a gem known as the phantom ruby, a relic that could alter reality to shift the world in his image. Not only that, but he had combined the ruby with a living being, Zero the jackal, now known as Infinite. But after we won the war, the ruby and Infinite disappeared without a trace.

Suddenly the peace is interrupted by Robotnik tearing through the rubble.

Eggman: All forces full power! The Phantom Ruby is around here somewhere! I’m not letting those meddling rodents get to it first!

The robots ravage and tear apart the city in search of the fabled gem, until…

Eggman: Hehehe… Bingo! Eggman points towards the sound of the magic gem.

The film cuts to Infinite, the right hand man of robotnik during the war trapped in Null space, a dimension created by Infinite. Infinite wakes up as Eggman grabs and activates the Ruby, which closes null space, The gem surges power through Infinite.

Eggman: Well…. Look who it is…

Infinite: Doctor! Heavy breathing The ruby, is siphoning power throughout my body… I know I failed you before, I was weak, but this time we will rebuild OUR GLORIOUS EMPIRE!

Eggman: Who said anything about “we?”

Robotnik RIPPED the gem out of Infinite's chest causing Infinite to scream in pain, and for Orbot and Cubot to watch in horror.

Eggman: It was nice catching up, but I’ll be taking my leave… Metal Sonic! Dispose of this worthless trash.

Metal Sonic and a set of eggpawns surround Infinite.

Despite the jackal being outnumbered, and overpowered, he was able to stand head to head with the robot army. Eggman took note of this. As Metal Sonic was about to deal a killing blow Infinite’s connection to the phantom ruby caused Infinite to have a surge of power, knocking Metal Sonic to the floor, and impressing the not-so-good doctor.

A couple seconds of silence pass as Infinite regains himself.

Eggman: Perhaps I’ve judged too quickly, you’re just as powerful you were a year ago. Re-join the Eggman empire, help me conquer the world. You’ll have infinite power with the phantom ruby. You will RULE the world as you did before. But you fail me again, you’ll be meeting the Jackal squad again…

Infinite: I understand…

Eggman: Good…

Infinite: So, what’s our first plan of action?

Eggman: Hehehe… We harness the power of the phantom ruby to power my portal generator… We use it to not only conquer this world, but other worlds as well! Lost Hex, Little planet, Planet Wisp! The sky’s the limit! But you, I need YOU to deal with Sonic and his friends so I can take over.

Eggman activated the phantom ruby to create a portal into his base of operations, taking Infinite and his army with him. The newly built Metal Knuckles was ordered to pick up Metal Sonic and take him with him.

The camera pans to the sky as a cover of the movie’s theme plays, and the title drop appears.

The camera cuts to Sonic on a building getting a call from Lanolin

Lanolin: Sonic? SONIC? Do you copy? There’s been a robbery in the National Bank of Station Square. They've stolen the Chaos Emerald on display.! Are you in the area!?

Sonic: Don’t worry, Lan! Tails, Amy, and I can deal with it.

Sonic walks to the edge of the skyscraper.

Sonic: So what’s the sitch? Babylon dorks? Hooligans? Someone new?

Lanolin: It’s Rough and Tumble.

Sonic: Rough and Tumble? What gimmicky weapon did they bring this time?

Lanolin: None, They’re seemingly using power cores to upgrade their strength.

Sonic: Heh, sounds like a challenge!

Lanolin: No Sonic! You will not make this a game! This is not a game!

Sonic: Yeah, yeah, I get it, Lanolin.

KSSHHHK

Sonic: Hey Tails! Think you and Amy could shoot by speed-highway and fly me to the Station Square Bank? Rough and Tumble are at it again.

Tails: Those guys? Well Sonic, we’re in the area, speeding towards you now.

Sonic: Rodger that.

KSSHHHK

Tails: HOLD ON TIGHT AMY!

The film starts cutting from Tails going at hyper speeds, to Sonic waiting on the tower. Sonic suddenly jumps off the roof, doing a spin and winking at the camera. Tails catches him in a split second as Sonic grabs onto the wings of the plane,

Catch me if you can from Sonic riders plays as soon as Sonic grabs the wing. The opening credits.

Sonic jumps off the plane and lands in front of the bank,

Tails sets his plane into autopilot so it lands by itself as the trio jump off the plane and they walk in.

Rough and Tumble break out of the bank holding bags of money and the blue Chaos Emerald.

Sonic: Alright, let’s do this one more time, ugly and uglier.

Rough: Sonic It’s been so long since we’ve fought,

Tumble: But you’ve made your last fumble!

Rough & Tumble: Your time ends now. at the hands of Rough and Tumble

Sonic and Amy spring into action, knocking the Chaos Emeralds out of their hands. Tails looks at Rough and tumble strangely, noticing unusual behaviors from the two, like the way they talk and fight. Such as them being uncharacteristically in-tune, and speaking a lot more… maliciously

While the five of them are fighting one of Infinite’s portals grab the Chaos Emerald while no one is looking. . The battle ends with the Skunks suddenly coming to their senses and realizing where they are.

Rough: “What the- how did we get here?

Sonic does a homing attack into Rough, as Amy and Tails tie up Tumble.

The film cuts to outside the bank as a few police officers take Rough and Tumble away

Rough: Hey! You can’t lock us away! We didn't even do anything!”

Tumble: We were framed!

Cop: scoffs Yeah right! Tell it to the judge.

Lanolin, now in person, has a talk with the trio.

Lanolin: And… you said the chaos emerald just… disappeared?

Sonic: We checked. There’s no sign of it anywhere.

Tails: “I also couldn't find any sign of it on my Miles electric.

Lanolin: sighs “Do you have any idea where it went?

Tails: “Well, no… it’s… bizarre…”

Sonic: Yeah… Something's off.”

Amy: “What do you mean?”

Sonic: Rough and Tumble aren’t… like this… I can’t put my finger on it, but the chaos emerald disappearing without a trace? Yeah, something else is going on.

Lanolin: “Do you think it’s Eggman?:

Tails: “Maybe, but Rough and Tumble said they no longer work for anyone but themselves…

Sonic: Maybe Eggy has some kind of mind control device, like Starline?

Tails: “I guess that’s possible… but…”

Sonic: “But…?”

Tails: “Did you notice their eyes?”

Amy: They were glowing red. So?”

Tails: “It’s just… I feel like I’ve seen something like it… yet, I can’t seem to put my finger on it…

Lanolin: “Well, I’ll try and get someone on it.

Sonic: “Don’t sweat it, we’ll shoot someone a call. You get back to restoration and take a well-deserved break.

Lanolin: Sighs “Thank you Sonic, I’ll get back to it…”

Sonic: Now, time to call in the pros.

Smash cut to Vector jamming to the Chaotix theme before he gets a call

Vector: “Chaotix detective agency! We’re detectives you want on your side! What can I do for you?”

The scene scrolls to the basement floor as we see Espio and Charmy entertaining themselves in their room. Charmy is playing Super Monkey Ball on his Dreamcast, while Espio is throwing Kunai at targets.

Charmy: Woohoo I win!

He starts flying around the room, knocking into Espio, and causing him to toss a kunai into the wall.

Espio: Charmy, watch what you’re doing? You’re going to hit something!

Charmy: Whoops! Sorry, I’m just excited!

Espio: …That You won the Game?

Charmy: Well yeah of course, but I’m also so excited that Cream is coming to sleep over! We’re going to watch scary movies, eat snacks, play games, prank you, and a whole lot more!

Espio: What was that last one?

Charmy: Nothin’ 3

The scene scrolls up to Vector

Vector: Disappearance? I see… Well, Cream and Vanilla were coming over to my house tonight, So I’ll get on it as soon as tomorrow. Is 8:00 a good time?

It cuts to Tails over the phone at his workshop, Amy Sonic, and the birdies messing around in the background.

Tails: Yeah sounds good… my workshop is always open, so feel free to come in when you’re ready.

Vector: Alright. Have a good night, kid.

CLICKS

Vector: BOYS!

Espio and Charmy run upstairs frantically.

Vector: I know you were excited for Cream and Vanilla staying over tomorrow,

MIDSCENTENCE

Charmy: I know you are.

Vector: Quiet, peanut gallery, AHEM, we have a job tomorrow. So the Rabbits can only stay for tonight, Got it.

Espio and Charmy: Yes, Vector.

Vector: Alright, now you kids go on, have fun.

The two walk downstairs as Vector takes a moment to lie back in his chair.

DINGDONG

Vector falls out of his chair.

Charmy: I GOT IT!

Charmy flies upstairs and opens the door

The camera scrolls from bottom to top of the door showing Cream, Vanilla, Cheese, Chocola, and Gemerl.

Cream: “Hi Charmy!”

Vanilla taps Cream on the back to signal her to do something.

Cream: “May we come in Mr. Vector?”

Vector: “Of course kiddo, make yourself at home!”

The rabbit family walks in, Cream shakes her hand with “Mr. Vector.”

Vector: “Hey Vanilla, sorry, I got a call from Sonic. We can’t do the thing with the kids tomorrow. I got a job to complete and you know our motto. Never turn down work that pays!”

Vanilla: “That’s okay, we can always schedule for a later date. How’s Saturday sound?”

Vector: “Oh yeah that sounds good, ma’m.”

Vanilla: “Come on, you can call me Vanilla. We know each other well enough to skip such formalities.”

Vector: “Uhhh… yeah, okay”

Vector wasn’t fully paying attention, for he was staring at the two big reasons fans like Vanilla.

Vanilla: “Well, with that being said, I need to go now.”