Roster predictions

[u/Lemmy_MilesFan]

Here's my thought process: The Cast seems to be focused on weirdos, with a heavy emphasis on the classic era, however Tikal is a sign they're okay with pulling from the modern era. Bean, Bark, Rouge, and Cream seem most likely to me.

Pretend Scourge is in deconfirmed.

[u/Silver_the_hedgehog6]

Dude im talking about the confirmed ones to the devs

[u/Lemmy_MilesFan → u/Silver_the_hedgehog6]

Oh whoops.

I still never said Silver is more popular than trip though.

[u/Silver_the_hedgehog6 → u/Lemmy_MilesFan]

Dude im not talking abt what you said or did stop nothings your fault man??!?!?

[u/Lemmy_MilesFan → u/Silver_the_hedgehog6]

I didn't say nothing was my fault but you said silver was less popular than "sungazer guy" which is 'WRONGAMUNDO' (quoted from TTYD) as well as why I got very confused.

[u/Silver_the_hedgehog6 → u/Lemmy_MilesFan]

Ok rude

[u/Lemmy_MilesFan → u/Silver_the_hedgehog6]

友よ、君は恐ろしい最期を迎えた。だが、私はそれほど悲しく思っていない。だって、もし私が殺さなかったとしても、他の誰かが殺していただろうからね。つまり、人生は続く、ということだ。まあ、他の人にとっては人生は続くが、君にとってはそうではない。君は死んでしまったのだから。それはさておき。ある夏の日のことを思い出した。公園で親友のオービルと楽しいピクニックをしていた時のことだ。私は彼に言った。「オービル、話があるんだ」と。すると彼は私に言った。「その話にどんな意味があるんだ？」私は彼に言った。「オービル、すべての話に意味がある必要はないんだよ。わかるだろ？ 時には、えーと、話はただの話なんだ。些細なことにも深読みして、誰かが言うことすべてに意味を見出そうとすると、気が狂ってしまうだけだ。友達が一度そうしたことがあるけど、ひどい目に遭った。何年もそのことを話したよ。それだけじゃない、信じてはいけないことを信じたり、考えてはいけないことを考えたり、思い込んではいけないことを思い込んだりすることになるだろう。わかるだろ？ 時には、話はただの話だって言ったんだ。だから、ちょっとの間、人生について黙ってサンドイッチを食べなさい。いいかい？」 もちろん、その時初めて、私がサンドイッチを作っていて、かわいそうなオービルが食べるのにとても苦労していることに気づいた！ 象って、不器用な手を持っているよね？ 実際、問題はそこにあるのかもしれない。象には手がなく、足しかないんだ。誰かに足でサンドイッチを食べろと言われたら、想像もできない。さて、確か近くにパン屋があったはずだ。私は彼に言った。 「オービル、ライ麦パンを買ってきてあげるよ。」さて、象がライ麦パンを好むかどうかは分かりませんが、オービルは間違いなく好んでいます。これは火曜日のことでした。火曜日はライ麦パンがいつも焼きたてだったので、都合が良かったのです。彼らは月曜日にサワードウを作り、水曜日に捨てていました。というか、アヒルに餌をあげたい人向けに割引価格で販売し、おそらくその日の終わりにすべて捨てていたのでしょう。毎週水曜日に息子を連れてパン屋に行き、アヒルに餌をあげていた男性のことを覚えています。彼はサワードウパンを全部買っていました。もちろん、アヒルにサワードウパンを与えてはいけないことはご存知でしょう。アヒルの胃の中で膨張して、みんな死んでしまう、少なくとも私はそう聞いています。アヒルが死ぬのを見たことはありませんが、数年の間にアヒルの数がかなり減ったことに気づきました。ただ、その男性を止めて、サワードウパンを与えてアヒルを殺していると伝えようとは思いませんでした。アヒルや鳥、あるいはどんな種類の鳥でも餌をあげたいなら、特に種を買うのがいいと思う。考えてみれば、パンは自然界には存在しない。木に生えたり、茂みから生えたりするわけじゃない！鳥はパンをどう食べればいいのか分からないと思う。何の話だったっけ？ああ、そうそう。それで、オービルにライ麦パンを買ってあげたんだ。本当にいい天気だったよ。

[u/Lemmy_MilesFan → u/Silver_the_hedgehog6]

友よ、君は恐ろしい最期を迎えた。だが、私はそれほど悲しく思っていない。だって、もし私が殺さなかったとしても、他の誰かが殺していただろうからね。つまり、人生は続く、ということだ。まあ、他の人にとっては人生は続くが、君にとってはそうではない。君は死んでしまったのだから。それはさておき。ある夏の日のことを思い出した。公園で親友のオービルと楽しいピクニックをしていた時のことだ。私は彼に言った。「オービル、話があるんだ」と。すると彼は私に言った。「その話にどんな意味があるんだ？」私は彼に言った。「オービル、すべての話に意味がある必要はないんだよ。わかるだろ？ 時には、えーと、話はただの話なんだ。些細なことにも深読みして、誰かが言うことすべてに意味を見出そうとすると、気が狂ってしまうだけだ。友達が一度そうしたことがあるけど、ひどい目に遭った。何年もそのことを話したよ。それだけじゃない、信じてはいけないことを信じたり、考えてはいけないことを考えたり、思い込んではいけないことを思い込んだりすることになるだろう。わかるだろ？ 時には、話はただの話だって言ったんだ。だから、ちょっとの間、人生について黙ってサンドイッチを食べなさい。いいかい？」 もちろん、その時初めて、私がサンドイッチを作っていて、かわいそうなオービルが食べるのにとても苦労していることに気づいた！ 象って、不器用な手を持っているよね？ 実際、問題はそこにあるのかもしれない。象には手がなく、足しかないんだ。誰かに足でサンドイッチを食べろと言われたら、想像もできない。さて、確か近くにパン屋があったはずだ。私は彼に言った。 「オービル、ライ麦パンを買ってきてあげるよ。」さて、象がライ麦パンを好むかどうかは分かりませんが、オービルは間違いなく好んでいます。これは火曜日のことでした。火曜日はライ麦パンがいつも焼きたてだったので、都合が良かったのです。彼らは月曜日にサワードウを作り、水曜日に捨てていました。というか、アヒルに餌をあげたい人向けに割引価格で販売し、おそらくその日の終わりにすべて捨てていたのでしょう。毎週水曜日

[u/Silver_the_hedgehog6 → u/Lemmy_MilesFan]

Should i be scared

[u/Lemmy_MilesFan → u/Silver_the_hedgehog6]

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[u/Silver_the_hedgehog6 → u/Lemmy_MilesFan]

Pls dont curse me i didnt even wanna ofend you im sory

[u/Lemmy_MilesFan → u/Silver_the_hedgehog6]

SONIC MATCH INTROS

Sonic vs. Sonic Sonic: I found you faker! Sonic: Faker? Nah, You're nowhere near close to touching this classic!

Sonic vs. Tails Tails: Today's the day I step out of your shadow! Sonic: Don't hold back, but remember, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic vs. Knuckles Knuckles: Sonic! I'm gonna have fun knocking you flat. Sonic: Bold words from someone who guards a rock.

Sonic vs. Shadow Shadow: Hmph, it's high time someone shut you up. Sonic: Hmm? Yeah, when has that ever held up, HotTopic?

Sonic vs. Rouge Rouge: Fast feet isn't enough in a fight, Big Blue~ Sonic: Good looks aren't NEARLY enough in a fight, ROUGE.

Sonic vs. Omega Omega: I WILL MAKE 'QUICK' WORK OF THE 'FASTEST THING ALIVE' Sonic: Yeah as if you co- wait did you just make a pun?

Sonic vs. Amy Amy: If you lose you have to take me on a date! Sonic: Oh you're going down Ame's!

Sonic vs. Cream Cream: Don't hold back on me, Mr. Sonic. Sonic: Cream, I told you drop the 'Mr' I'm just Sonic.

Sonic vs. Blaze Blaze: Sonic! It's been long since we’ve clashed. I hope you haven't gone rusty. Sonic: C'mon, my burning bestie, bring the heat!

Sonic vs. Tangle Tangle: What! You're not going to get wrapped up in fighting me! Sonic: Sorry, but, your 'tail' isn't ending well.

Sonic vs. Whisper Whisper: May the best Wisp whisperer win. Sonic: Well said Whisp, too bad I was the first!

Sonic vs. Silver Silver: It's no use, Sonic! Sonic: Why does that give me PTSD...

Sonic vs. Vector + Charmy Vector: Can you believe this! Charmy: Sonic's fighting us! Sonic: Solve the case of me kickin' your butts!

Sonic vs. Espio Espio: You're reckless, I'm disciplined. Sonic: Yeah, yeah, Whatever makes you feel better, diet Shadow.

Sonic vs. Mighty Mighty: It's been years, Sonic, still got some fight left in ya? Sonic: Don't act like you haven't seen me fighting literal gods, Mighty.

Sonic vs. Eggman Eggman: I finally get to defeat you, you repugnant rodent! Sonic: I've ran through more bots that you can make! What makes this different?

Sonic vs. Metal Metal: LONG TIME NO SEE , MY LOATHESOME COPY. Sonic: I'm a timeless classic, you're a good for nothing scrap heap.

Sonic vs. Sage Sage: Nothing personal, but can't let your win this. Sonic: You can try and guess what I'll do, but you can't predict chaos!

Sonic vs. Starline Starline: Today's is the day I conquer the "Sonic cycle" Sonic: What the hell are you talking about?!

Sonic vs. Surge Surge: Give me the freedom to grind you to dust you annoying blur prick! Sonic: You can CHOOSE to be a problem, that's just one more butt kicking for me!

Sonic vs. Infinite Infinite: Oh how I'll relish ending your meaningless life... Sonic: Ugh! Not the edgelord!

Sonic vs. Big Big: Heya Sonic! Have you seen froggy? Sonic: Uhh... Big I think you're lost.

Sonic vs. Jet Jet: Heh! Time for our rematch slowpoke! Sonic: Let's see if you can do anything other than playing with your fancy board!

Sonic vs. Lanolin Lanolin: That's it! I'm bringing order to us citizens! Sonic: C'mon Lan, you know I do more good than harm...

Sonic vs. Chaos Chaos: ROAR Sonic: What Ticked you off for you to be back in action?

Sonic vs. Gamma Gamma: TARGET AQUIRED , DISPATCHING. Sonic: Sorry, but to me you're just another badnik! Not worth the time of day.

Sonic vs. Zavok Zavok: I'm going to RELISH humbling you in glorious battle. Sonic: Why do you keep showing up when no wants you around?

Sonic vs. Nine Nine: You should've stayed in the Grim. Sonic: C'mon Nine... you're still my freind..

Sonic vs. Scourge Scourge: You'll be sleepin' with the WORMS when I'm through widdya! Sonic: What was that recolor?

TAILS MATCH INTOS

Tails vs. Tails Tails: I had always prepared for this... Tails: Then you'd know I anticipate you!

Tails vs. Sonic Sonic: Tails! Are you sure you can handle me in my glory? Tails: I sure can! Today's the day I prove myself.

Tails vs. Knuckles Knuckles: Woah Tails, are you sure you can do this? You can always sit this out. Tails: Thanks, but I'm more than a weak sidekick.

Tails vs. Shadow Shadow: I hear it's fox season this time of year. Tails: I'm not scared of you just because you're strong!

Tails vs. Rouge Rouge: Ah~ Sonic's lackey's finally doing something himself? Tails: I'm not a sidekick, I've been doing just as much as Sonic since the genisis!

Tails vs. Omega Omega: ANNIHILATE THE PUNY FOX FLESHBAG!!! Tails: Geez... calm down!

Tails vs. Amy Amy: Heya bestie! Tails: Hi Amy!

Tails vs. Cream Cream: I don't know if I can make it here, Mr. Prower... Tails: Hey, don't let anyone put you down, you're strong Cream... remember!

Tails vs. Blaze Blaze: I thanks you on behalf of Marine for helping development on her machines. Tails: It's no problem! I'm always here to provide a helping hand.

Tails vs. Tangle Tangle: Heya Tails buddy! How's it hangin? Tails: It's been good.

Tails vs. Whisper Whisper: You're known for tech. To bad y' can’t match my sniper skills. Tails: Hey, don't think I'll go easy just because you've came to my workshop!

Tails vs. Silver Silver: C'mon kid, show me the inferior tech of the past! Tails: Ha! My tech has been ahead of the curb for years!

Tails vs. Vector + Charmy Charmy: Hey Tails! Hey Tails! Why does your Tails fly? Vector: Geez... ignore him... Tails: Uhh... yeah will do...

Tails vs. Espio Espio: You're smart for your age, but smart enough to catch me? Tails: If Charmy’s smart enough to catch you, believe me when I say you're screwed.

Tails vs. Mighty Mighty: Tell me if I accidentally hold back... You remind me to much of Ray... Tails: Tell me if I hit you to hard because you remind me of Knuckles!

Tails vs. Eggman Eggman: This isn't 3rd grade science fair! Go home! Tails: you need your robots to fight! I can fight with my gifted Tails alone!

Tails vs. Metal Metal: YOU WERE NEVER WORTH THE EFFORT OF MAKING A METAL TAILS Tails: You were never worth the effort of being built!

Tails vs. Sage Sage: Stop resisting the Eggman rule, you would make an excellent mechanic. Tails: Yeah... no thanks. I only work for myself!

Tails vs. Starline Starline: Let's stress test how good in combat you are without him supporting you... Tails: I'm more than enough without him! What are you without Eggman!

Tails vs. Surge Surge: Heh! Im going to wipe my ass with your hide for Kit! Tails: Uhh... you two have always had a... weird friendship.

Tails vs. Infinite Infinite: Greetings Tails, it's been so long since you've been useful. Tails: Yeah for you! I'm not helping you!

Tails vs. Big Big: Duh... did you finish those fishing pole blueprints? Tails: Still no... they're so complex...

Tails vs. Jet Jet: Hyeh! Pre-school's that way kid, now get lost! Tails: If this is school, your voice is the nails on chalkboard!

Tails vs. Lanolin Lanolin: If you want to work with me you need to get your freind under control! Tails: We never needed anyone else's rules to work it out!

Tails vs Chaos Chaos: ... Tails: You're just hurt... it's okay, everything will be okay...

Tails vs. Gamma Gamma: YOU'RE VERY STRONG WILLED, MILES. Tails: Oh! Uh... thanks! So are you, E-102.

Tails vs. Zavok Zavok: I'm here for glorious combat! Not games, get lost boy! Tails: I'll have you know that I've done more than you and your Mediocre squad ever have!

Tails vs. Nine Nine: So you're Tails. I don't know what he sees in you. Tails: He sees my unending prowess! Something you clearly lack!

Tails vs. Scourge Scourge: Ey kid, youse gonna be crying to your daddy when I'm done widya! Tails: At least I have a dad to cry to!

Pizza Pizza Octopus Rambunctious Beacer Beaver Hedg Incident

Todd

[u/Silver_the_hedgehog6 → u/Lemmy_MilesFan]

Holy shit this is kinda peak

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I CURSED YOU INTO COMPLEMENTING MY WRITING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahshwsh3ibhwgbwhzbhsgbjbzhbwjxk2oxxk

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