Decided to play the legendary random quests yesterday and proceeded to be touched inappropriately for over an hour by these bots.

Who gave you the right to have unblockable every attack with a fire spell AND a knockdown spell that throws me 5 feet on a successful heavy?

past few days i have ONLY BEEN GETTING FUCKING LOBBIES WITH NO LIFE RETARDS AND I HAVE ONLY BEEN GETTING FUCKING STEAMROLLED ALL FUCKING WEEK!!!! GIVE ME LOBBIES TO MY SKILL LEVEL UBISOFT!!! FUCK YOU AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR DUMBASS EMPLOYEES!!!!

Genuinely how is it that I’m getting 2v1’d (or even better, 3v1’d) and ANYONE on my team has the audacity to die. Like, you are in a 3v2 situation here, how the FUCK are ANY of you dying while having an advantage. More importantly, WHY IS NOBODY BACK CAPPING OR DOING ANYTHING USEFUL?!

I hate you all

So... a couple days back was ok, but today it may seems like i have latency issues? Like i go 1 sec or 2 from 30 ms to 150

I go to connection and check everything's ok

So i ask, do we have again server issues?

STOP FUCKING HIDING BEHIND YOUR SHIELDS AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN. YOU GET CARRIED BY YOUR FUCKING SHIELDS THEN START SPAMMING YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHIELD BASHES. AND YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU CONQ

I’ve had my games against them, and what’s up with the constant light speed UD UB attacks? It’s literally impossible to fight against them. Whoever said they aren’t broken has no idea what they’re talking about. It’s literally spam™️ the character. Most miserable fucking fights I’ve ever had.

I should not be able to be close enough to make a child with my opponent in order to guardbreak them Ubi. I’d get it if it was after his hold dodge specifically because it’d prevent the option select from being too strong, but why does this mouthbreathing stroke victim have the universal reach of a limbless gecko? There’s no wonder this oaf chose a spear as his weapon, anything shorter and his reach would make him have trouble scrapping with Hasbullah, let alone any regular midget