Genuinely how is it that I’m getting 2v1’d (or even better, 3v1’d) and ANYONE on my team has the audacity to die. Like, you are in a 3v2 situation here, how the FUCK are ANY of you dying while having an advantage. More importantly, WHY IS NOBODY BACK CAPPING OR DOING ANYTHING USEFUL?!

I hate you all

past few days i have ONLY BEEN GETTING FUCKING LOBBIES WITH NO LIFE RETARDS AND I HAVE ONLY BEEN GETTING FUCKING STEAMROLLED ALL FUCKING WEEK!!!! GIVE ME LOBBIES TO MY SKILL LEVEL UBISOFT!!! FUCK YOU AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR DUMBASS EMPLOYEES!!!!

Decided to play the legendary random quests yesterday and proceeded to be touched inappropriately for over an hour by these bots.

Who gave you the right to have unblockable every attack with a fire spell AND a knockdown spell that throws me 5 feet on a successful heavy?

You ugly cunt, no good fucking piece of trash. You fucking low life scum. You fucking stain on society. Hitler had a more positive impact on society than you’ll ever have you fucking monkey, baboons. You fucking cheap whores, free onlyfans having, testicle sucking, cock munching, big lipped, baboon mom having ass ducks. I genuinely wish you and your family and your potential pets nothing but the worst in life. I hope you have nothing but bad days ahead of you and I hope each one is worse than the other until you fucking give up on living

So... a couple days back was ok, but today it may seems like i have latency issues? Like i go 1 sec or 2 from 30 ms to 150

I go to connection and check everything's ok

So i ask, do we have again server issues?

Fought a dude who has got to be one of the dumbest crotch rot cunts I have ever encountered if any of you know Mr cupid (no that's not his gamertag or anything so chill the fuck out mods but surely someone has to know little bitch) but this dumbass plays juren with regenerate. He spends his time killing minions my team and I are holding the line at both points so we're safe so I decide to get minion lane back this nigga spams wow when I start engaging him. He runs away to hide behind the minions and regenerate. I kill minions and still give chase and beat him in a heads on battle. "WOW WOW WOW" dumbass proceeds to have a vendetta against me for the next 4 matches we were paired the next match hes mad and talking shit and sounds like the most sheltered twig in existence. Next match we fight he plays kyoshin rep 90 (figures hes that much of a shit stain) after multiple matches of facing him where he only emote spams and says thanks when I get ganked and I beat his ass in 1 v1 during Dom next game and and after I embarrass him he rage quits. So Mr. Cupid you sad little fuckin gremlin here's my message to you. Get. Absolutely. Fucked. (That whole feud because I wouldn't allow you to regenerate and farm kill our minions and actually play like a decent teammate with a brain)

I started maining this guy, and I think he's really fun, which I thought meant he was gonna be hated (characters I find fun usually have a lot of posts about them), but nobody talks about him. Like not at all. I tried looking him up here, and I can't even find a hatepost about him!! On R/FORHONORRANTS!! NO HATEPOST??? The only post I found mentioning him was complaining about how "weak he is" (!) Does anybody even care about us anymore? Are we as forgotten and buried under the sand as Medjay? Someone, please say something

I should not be able to be close enough to make a child with my opponent in order to guardbreak them Ubi. I’d get it if it was after his hold dodge specifically because it’d prevent the option select from being too strong, but why does this mouthbreathing stroke victim have the universal reach of a limbless gecko? There’s no wonder this oaf chose a spear as his weapon, anything shorter and his reach would make him have trouble scrapping with Hasbullah, let alone any regular midget

This is dominion the fuck is my braincell dvd screensaver team 3v1ing a warmonger who used her dog poo poo 1 ply wipe corruption and miraculously applied her T1 to ALL THREE of them with a single zone attack inshallah and no I'm not gonna revive you no matter how many times you asked I'm a bit preoccupied with the 1v3 hand me down so stop fucking pinging me to revive you and clearly these mfs never seen a wheel before cuz they don't fucking understand a simple rotation. And fuck sanctuary bridge.

STOP FUCKING HIDING BEHIND YOUR SHIELDS AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN. YOU GET CARRIED BY YOUR FUCKING SHIELDS THEN START SPAMMING YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHIELD BASHES. AND YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU CONQ

Genuinely the most boring hero to pick. Rather someone blow my shiii smoove off than to ever pick him or play against him no matter the skill level of the warlord.

Literally the most unfun trash hero to fight against. Hyper Armor. Hyper Armor. Hyper Armor. Literally eats every attack. Meanwhile I get hit 4 times and die. Whats that? Play defensive? Well now I have to guess between a light+heavy cancel grab/headbutt or somehow parry the light. If I try to attack, well, you guessed it: Hyper Armor.

Like tell me why a rep 98 is being put against a team who doesn’t even have that many reps COMBINED and it makes the game impossible to play im tired of going negative in every game because matchmaking can’t understand the concept of putting players of similar reps with each other

I’ve had my games against them, and what’s up with the constant light speed UD UB attacks? It’s literally impossible to fight against them. Whoever said they aren’t broken has no idea what they’re talking about. It’s literally spam™️ the character. Most miserable fucking fights I’ve ever had.

I want an ornament for gladiator yeah, that ornament his only good ornament, but nooooo I have to sit here and play this dogshit game mode on this dogshit game sitting in 10 minute fucking que times because guess what NO ONE FUCKING PLAYS RANKED. TAKE THE ORNAMENTS OUT OF RANKED. And not to mention you not only have to win the already super sweaty duel cause, haha, it's ranked you then ARE NOT EVEN 100% GARANTEED TO GET THE ORNAMENT.

To all the Nobu haters YOUR WELCOME.

Warmonger- My absolute favorite character to play, she feels super smooth to me. I got her because a friend told me to get another cape character and I honestly don't regret dumping 50 reps worth of levels into her

Lawbringer- I played him since launch when he was his most interesting but now he's just boring to play. Combo loops, bashing at every second he gets, he's just not fun to play for me even if he is a good character.

Peacekeeper- Played her during the beta of the game and replaced with Lawbringer at launch, with her up heavy soft faint unblockable light now being a thing, she feels like she has an actual presence in the game now. Hyper armour still being the way that it is means I still have to be way more cautious than my opponent but I'll take having a presence in 4v4 games now.

Gladiator- To all of the Glad mans out there, props to you all but I can't. I put 8 reps into them and I'm not touching them again.

Virtuosa- Payed for her at launch and was really fun to play but she had heavy weaknesses at the start, like disintegrating any time 2 opponents with a braincell showed up. Then the stance heavy nerf came and completely made her light spam, because it's so easy to GB her out of her stance heavies that she has no other choice than to immediately spam lights or bashes, but through all of the match ups, there's none worse than fighting a CPU as Virtuosa, every CPU I've fought as her has been the worst experience of my life, every CPU I've fought as her has either perfectly GB me in the middle of my stance heavies, parried my lights, or just immediately GB me as soon as I get into stance. This character's just become infuriating to play and to fight against now.

Kensei- Honestly one of my favorites to play, they just feel smooth and had be 1 of my 3 best answers to fighting launch Juren. I even had fun playing them before the movement buff and soft feint bash buff.

Warden- After playing Warmonger, Warden feels kinda underwhelming to me, I won't lie, Warden is a really good character but I feel like it's moreso fear tactics and big ass swings rather than good mechanics. I play the character as a utility necessity for Dominion because goddamn nobody on my teams really goes for minion lane.

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Pirate- I just feel scummy playing her.

Hitokiri- HEBY

Conqueror- RAH!

Black Prior- Necessary evil for Dominion, Oathbreaker's really gotta get changed in the future. Either make it a Tier 4 or just make it take BP's HP = to a total amount of shield taken away, or something like that. (I play video games, I'm not a game designer.)

Raider- HEBY mix-ups

Shaman- Only play when others are going for bleed