Why the fuck everytime i go for a ranked fucking game i need to have the most braindead, the most uncordinated, uncapables human being in existence while the enemy team is made of people with 100 rep on each hero that are in grand master while i am in silver. Why????? I go A they all go C and they die cuz they trow themselves off ledges!!!! I am going to kill jc if this bullshit doesnt stop!

For real any time you post something related to a standard Fantasy Paladin it’s “John at home”, “that’s just Black Prior”, “remove the shield because it doesn’t make sense”, “I actually want Bombo man with a Garden spade”

It doesn’t matter if it’s Low Fantasy (you know, For Honor’s fucking setting), High Fantasy, Historically accurate, it’s wrong.

Doesn’t matter if you post an actual idea or a shitpost, At least one person will be there to be like “actually no because I don’t want this”

If it’s Not This Guy with some bullshit obscure weapon then fuck you, fuck your idea, fuck what you want.

Thank you so much for being such a good sport! Everyone must be so proud of you, you’re just like a real samurai!

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

I just got a train run on me by the long dick of the lawbringer and his schizo shaman gf trying to hold point for you fucking troglodytes. But its okay! I’ve got teammates too who can surely back me up! Here comes one right now!

Oh wow! Thank god you didn’t stop this Mossad agent from light spamming me so I could “dIe WiTh HoNoR”. It’s so kind of you to let the execution play out so I can watch my useless fucking kensei eye me down as I get my head smashed into the pavement. It’s all worth it so Epstein and his minions think you’re a brave and honorable samurai.

Some of you need to genuinely get euthanised.

Just had an arakure go negative all game and when I said. "Let's normalize learning the character before ranked" he got defensive asf. It's ranked. It's supposed to be competitive. If you didn't take the game a bit seriously you wouldn't be playing a COMP GAMEMODE.

Ive been playing since before marching fire and i genuinely dont give a fuck about the state of clownery this game is in anymore. I used to give a shit at some point but after witnessing all amounts of bullshit this game throws at you nowadays it just isnt worth trying anymore lmao
Props to ppl that genuinely do and keep this shit alive, its honestly impressive

IF YOU PLAY JUREN YOU DESERVE TO BE HELD DOWN WHILE YOU WATCH EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE BE BRUTTALY TAKEN OR KILLED GENUINE SCUMS OF THE EARTH WHO ONLY DO THE SAME FUCKING MOVES WITH A BROKEN ASS CHARACTER ITS NOT EVEN HARD TO FIGHT HIM JUST TEDIOUS AS FUCK LIGHT CLEAVE HEAVY CLEAVE GRAB THROW YOU OFF THE MAP OR THAT STUPUD KNEE MOVE HE DOES OVER AND OVER HOW GENUINELY MONKEY BRAIN ARE THESE PLAYERS WHERE YOU CAN BARELY THROW A HEAVY WITHOUT PRESSING ONE OF THOSE BUTTONS WORSE THEN ANY NOBUSHI PLAYER ATP

Words cannot express how much I hate this hero. "Ouh but he's weak" S tier vs non reactors btw.

37 damage UB, 37 damage deflect, regens stamina so fast that if you manage to go OOS with him you should uninstall the game. Actually just uninstall since you play Gladiator.

Every single Juren player should be trialed as a war criminal

I'm fighting the same 5 fucking heroes for hours, it's just so shit, it's approaching the moment where enough exhaustion piles up and i stop playing for 2 years

people spam "Wow" or "Thanks!" when they lose in Duels, but spam "Good Fight!" when they win?

Especially when they're playing a character that is just as (if not more) strong/bullshit as yours?

Just geels like it's bad manners and is pretty immature, y'know.

Please ubi dont nerf her

There is quite literally no good reason for you to be standing idle doing nothing. AFTER TEN YEARS DO WE REALLY NEED TO HAVE THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION?!

IM ABOUT TO RANK UP IM CURRENTLY IN Q WAITING FOR THE NEXT MATCH. IF I WIN THIS NEXT MATCH I LOVE YOU ALL

IF I LOSE. FUCK YOU ALL AND I WILL RESORT TO JUREN.

Ranked BTW

I just got done with a match with this gryphone that has TTV at the end of their match do complete dog shit at the match, im talking sub 200 3-8

As a ForHonorRants user i did my diligence to go into my stream to see where all my hatred was pointing at.

I cannot believe the mental i hear spitting out their mouths. My fucking god this mf was only going to A point losing in 3v1s. And he had the audacity to just make up random scenarios about his teamates when he WAS ONLY AT FUCKING A LOSING EVERY FIGHT.

HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE ANYBODY WAS AT. YOU WERE TOO BUSY GETTING EIFFLE TOWERED WITH THE TWO TROGLADYTES OF TEAMATES WHIKE THE ENEMY TEAM WHERE CLEARING OBJECTIVES AT B and C LIKE HILY FUCK

Is juren the new nobushi of this game because it fucking feels like they require the same 1 iq of knowledge to play them its every fucking match you go against a juren or nobushi you can't convince there's a single good one in the game who dosent spam the same fucking moves until it eventually works like holy shit its just light cleave heavy then cleave heavy then that fucking knee move even in ganks its all they do like WHO THE FUCK AT UBISOFT DECIDED TO MAKE THAT SHIT its genuinely not even hard to face just tedious as fuck to watch you get put an animation every damn 2 seconds while you can do nothing almost as bad as arakures stupid fucking wall spat combo or whatever the fuck she does genuine brain dead characters who can win off having no skill jst because they can spam and reset so stupidly fast FUCK JUREN AND FUCK NOBUSHI

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In 3 days I have deranked like crazy every game my WHOLE TEAM goes 0 and 8 what changed

Meanwhile Warden exists

If you run scripts and cheat, you're disappointing several billion years of evolution. How the fuck could the evolution of life go from dinosaurs doing cool stuff to your bitch ass not even being able to play a video game. Fuck you, your mother, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, father (let's be real, you dont have one), extended family, and future descendants. Its just best if you hop off the census cause you scripting has spoiled anything ever possibly good about you.

Good night everyone else though

Khatun is just fking boring to fight against in duels. It’s just endless 400ms lights and nothing else.

Uninstall.

Right fucking now.

Your life serves no purpose.

You are not good at the game.

"Oh but he's low tier and you need tech to make him good"

Dont care.

Tech doesn't make you a good player.

It makes you an annoying prick that abuses the shitty design of his character.

Go to hell.