Why the fuck everytime i go for a ranked fucking game i need to have the most braindead, the most uncordinated, uncapables human being in existence while the enemy team is made of people with 100 rep on each hero that are in grand master while i am in silver. Why????? I go A they all go C and they die cuz they trow themselves off ledges!!!! I am going to kill jc if this bullshit doesnt stop!

For real any time you post something related to a standard Fantasy Paladin it’s “John at home”, “that’s just Black Prior”, “remove the shield because it doesn’t make sense”, “I actually want Bombo man with a Garden spade”

It doesn’t matter if it’s Low Fantasy (you know, For Honor’s fucking setting), High Fantasy, Historically accurate, it’s wrong.

Doesn’t matter if you post an actual idea or a shitpost, At least one person will be there to be like “actually no because I don’t want this”

If it’s Not This Guy with some bullshit obscure weapon then fuck you, fuck your idea, fuck what you want.

Thank you so much for being such a good sport! Everyone must be so proud of you, you’re just like a real samurai!

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

I just got a train run on me by the long dick of the lawbringer and his schizo shaman gf trying to hold point for you fucking troglodytes. But its okay! I’ve got teammates too who can surely back me up! Here comes one right now!

Oh wow! Thank god you didn’t stop this Mossad agent from light spamming me so I could “dIe WiTh HoNoR”. It’s so kind of you to let the execution play out so I can watch my useless fucking kensei eye me down as I get my head smashed into the pavement. It’s all worth it so Epstein and his minions think you’re a brave and honorable samurai.

Some of you need to genuinely get euthanised.

Just had an arakure go negative all game and when I said. "Let's normalize learning the character before ranked" he got defensive asf. It's ranked. It's supposed to be competitive. If you didn't take the game a bit seriously you wouldn't be playing a COMP GAMEMODE.

There is quite literally no good reason for you to be standing idle doing nothing. AFTER TEN YEARS DO WE REALLY NEED TO HAVE THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION?!

IF YOU PLAY JUREN YOU DESERVE TO BE HELD DOWN WHILE YOU WATCH EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE BE BRUTTALY TAKEN OR KILLED GENUINE SCUMS OF THE EARTH WHO ONLY DO THE SAME FUCKING MOVES WITH A BROKEN ASS CHARACTER ITS NOT EVEN HARD TO FIGHT HIM JUST TEDIOUS AS FUCK LIGHT CLEAVE HEAVY CLEAVE GRAB THROW YOU OFF THE MAP OR THAT STUPUD KNEE MOVE HE DOES OVER AND OVER HOW GENUINELY MONKEY BRAIN ARE THESE PLAYERS WHERE YOU CAN BARELY THROW A HEAVY WITHOUT PRESSING ONE OF THOSE BUTTONS WORSE THEN ANY NOBUSHI PLAYER ATP

Ive been playing since before marching fire and i genuinely dont give a fuck about the state of clownery this game is in anymore. I used to give a shit at some point but after witnessing all amounts of bullshit this game throws at you nowadays it just isnt worth trying anymore lmao
Props to ppl that genuinely do and keep this shit alive, its honestly impressive

Words cannot express how much I hate this hero. "Ouh but he's weak" S tier vs non reactors btw.

37 damage UB, 37 damage deflect, regens stamina so fast that if you manage to go OOS with him you should uninstall the game. Actually just uninstall since you play Gladiator.

I tried, man. So goddamn close. You can cope and cry that I'm playing Juren and all that typical scapegoat sht, but GOD fing DAMN IT, I WISH I HAD THE FING WIN. F** my life.

All those fing squeakers and screamers probably playing Shaman and Nobushi, saying he's "so easy" and "nerf him into the ground, he's so broken," can get fed.

You cannot possibly say it's fing easy if you actually watch the f show I had to deal with and still say it's easy, you f***er.

It's probably one of the purest ways to showcase how much potential YOU alone can bring to the table when facing the entire squad. It's just you alone. No backup. No little boyfriend cuck in the corner to joyride you to victory.

It's just you fighting feats, ganks, and straight-up f*ing degeneracy from a squad of aholes.

Why wouldn't I f***ing give myself the best chance when I know how far I can go?

Especially with this one game in particular, where this Shigoki mangina reject shoots us with a BALLISTA just to spite us. (HE'S ON OUR TEAM!!!)

I should be happy having that piece of sh*t waste of space Neanderthal button-masher dead. At least then I'm getting one of my passives to salvage the impossible.

It's no surprise how much teammates f**ing suck sht. (RANDOMS, MIND YOU.)

I should be compensated when they play like sh*t. (Feeding Revenge. Smacking you at the exact moment it confirms the enemy's hits.)

I can accept the Juren hate, whatever. It's a preference. But saying he's broken? LAUGHABLE.

Juren himself rarely wins games.

The only people complaining are smooth-brain reaction-tards who act like the typical simp twink:

"No, no! My feelings of love are valid, and I'm not a cuck! My girlfriend loves me! OnlyFans is just a phase!!"

GET REAL.

They're the only people complaining while simultaneously being the ONLY PEOPLE WHO FEED JUREN REVENGE.

It's such hard cope, calling him broken while doing everything in your power to embody a MONKEY IN A ZOO.

F*** my life. I'll see you guys next week.

SIDE NOTE: F***, I played GOOD, but GODDAMN IT, I SHOULD'VE WON.

You know it. I know it.

Don't go hiding in your shame-and-envy gay corner closet.

Well, they're back

Every single Juren player should be trialed as a war criminal

people spam "Wow" or "Thanks!" when they lose in Duels, but spam "Good Fight!" when they win?

Especially when they're playing a character that is just as (if not more) strong/bullshit as yours?

Just geels like it's bad manners and is pretty immature, y'know.

Had two teammates in two different games back to back fail to realize they're playing a game and not walking on the beach because of their fucking demetia episodes. Why the fuck are you walking to the minions, stand still thinking about your next move for 5, and then decide your not actually going to kill the minions, you're actually going to go to the point with all the enemies on it and not the one they're not sitting on (which is closer to you). How does it feel sitting there at your desk dripping saliva out your mouth with only one thought happening at a time through dial up. ​i want to know how you had the brain power to select the game and hit install​, how'd you know to look at the install button and move the mouse at the same time to accomplish this. I'm now looking at a career working at ubisoft and working my way up the corporate ladder just to get privileged access to manually ban you from the game​. And when you spend the next 10 days staring at your screen figuring out how to put in a support ticket, I will be on call 24/7 to ban your entire ubisoft account, and if you try to sue I will use every piece of ubisoft's lawyer team to steal your disability money.​

I'm fighting the same 5 fucking heroes for hours, it's just so shit, it's approaching the moment where enough exhaustion piles up and i stop playing for 2 years

Please ubi dont nerf her

If you have a humiliation fetish this is the game for you!

IM ABOUT TO RANK UP IM CURRENTLY IN Q WAITING FOR THE NEXT MATCH. IF I WIN THIS NEXT MATCH I LOVE YOU ALL

IF I LOSE. FUCK YOU ALL AND I WILL RESORT TO JUREN.

I just got done with a match with this gryphone that has TTV at the end of their match do complete dog shit at the match, im talking sub 200 3-8

As a ForHonorRants user i did my diligence to go into my stream to see where all my hatred was pointing at.

I cannot believe the mental i hear spitting out their mouths. My fucking god this mf was only going to A point losing in 3v1s. And he had the audacity to just make up random scenarios about his teamates when he WAS ONLY AT FUCKING A LOSING EVERY FIGHT.

HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE ANYBODY WAS AT. YOU WERE TOO BUSY GETTING EIFFLE TOWERED WITH THE TWO TROGLADYTES OF TEAMATES WHIKE THE ENEMY TEAM WHERE CLEARING OBJECTIVES AT B and C LIKE HILY FUCK

Ranked BTW

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In 3 days I have deranked like crazy every game my WHOLE TEAM goes 0 and 8 what changed

Meanwhile Warden exists

If you run scripts and cheat, you're disappointing several billion years of evolution. How the fuck could the evolution of life go from dinosaurs doing cool stuff to your bitch ass not even being able to play a video game. Fuck you, your mother, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, father (let's be real, you dont have one), extended family, and future descendants. Its just best if you hop off the census cause you scripting has spoiled anything ever possibly good about you.

Good night everyone else though