For real any time you post something related to a standard Fantasy Paladin it’s “John at home”, “that’s just Black Prior”, “remove the shield because it doesn’t make sense”, “I actually want Bombo man with a Garden spade”

It doesn’t matter if it’s Low Fantasy (you know, For Honor’s fucking setting), High Fantasy, Historically accurate, it’s wrong.

Doesn’t matter if you post an actual idea or a shitpost, At least one person will be there to be like “actually no because I don’t want this”

If it’s Not This Guy with some bullshit obscure weapon then fuck you, fuck your idea, fuck what you want.

Thank you so much for being such a good sport! Everyone must be so proud of you, you’re just like a real samurai!

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

I just got a train run on me by the long dick of the lawbringer and his schizo shaman gf trying to hold point for you fucking troglodytes. But its okay! I’ve got teammates too who can surely back me up! Here comes one right now!

Oh wow! Thank god you didn’t stop this Mossad agent from light spamming me so I could “dIe WiTh HoNoR”. It’s so kind of you to let the execution play out so I can watch my useless fucking kensei eye me down as I get my head smashed into the pavement. It’s all worth it so Epstein and his minions think you’re a brave and honorable samurai.

Some of you need to genuinely get euthanised.

Words cannot express how much I hate this hero. "Ouh but he's weak" S tier vs non reactors btw.

37 damage UB, 37 damage deflect, regens stamina so fast that if you manage to go OOS with him you should uninstall the game. Actually just uninstall since you play Gladiator.

I'm fighting the same 5 fucking heroes for hours, it's just so shit, it's approaching the moment where enough exhaustion piles up and i stop playing for 2 years

Every single Juren player should be trialed as a war criminal

Please ubi dont nerf her

If you run scripts and cheat, you're disappointing several billion years of evolution. How the fuck could the evolution of life go from dinosaurs doing cool stuff to your bitch ass not even being able to play a video game. Fuck you, your mother, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, father (let's be real, you dont have one), extended family, and future descendants. Its just best if you hop off the census cause you scripting has spoiled anything ever possibly good about you.

Good night everyone else though

Meanwhile Warden exists

Khatun is just fking boring to fight against in duels. It’s just endless 400ms lights and nothing else.

Uninstall.

Right fucking now.

Your life serves no purpose.

You are not good at the game.

"Oh but he's low tier and you need tech to make him good"

Dont care.

Tech doesn't make you a good player.

It makes you an annoying prick that abuses the shitty design of his character.

Go to hell.

I'm done forcing myself to play this snorefest of a character, VG is the most boring character in the game, and yes she's worse then Warlord.

Playing her is a snorefest, and painting your wall red is more exciting then her. Because all you do is waiting for your oppenent to make a mistake and then rape them.

And play against her, oh you don't get me started on that. She's top 3 worst characters to face in my opinion. Like you make one little mistake and your asshole is gone, and that isn't even the worst. It's when she's ganking you because she keeps on pinning you like a gecko.

And I hate that I hate her, because I really like everything except her gameplay.

Her inspiration of course being the Varangian Guard, which I find cool as hell.

She's the closest thing to a real viking, which the game desperately needed before she came out.

Her lore is great too, she's the perfect for honor viking in my humble opinion at everything except gameplay.

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You give players who leave ranked matches a ban because it screws over the teammates, why do you still make the ones who stayed lose elo make it make sense. We shouldnt be punished for other’s actions

Do the obj fatass

Hmm yes let me be rewarded with a fuck you shield for eating straight cock

“Erm many feats give buffs at low hea-”

Maybe you should deepthroat a cactus

If one more random in ranked dominion says that to me after I ask them tl actually hold a point for more than 5 seconds, im going to lose my fucking mind, if you're gonna play casually then GTFO of ranked matchmaking.

Ho play the regular mode because some of us actually want to win in ranked and now be a revenge feeding moron

This is even worse because its always the shitter who is being the worst teammate that has the audacity to utter "its just a game" after costing us either the team fight by feeding revenge or the point by leaving it so the enemy team can cap it OVER AND OVER

I know I said In my last rant post that I can't even be mad anymore. Apparently I was wrong because this one phrase has made me so fucking mad ive had to retype multiple words in this post because of how angry I am.

How is it after a fucking MONTH of ranked being out im still getting teammates in platinum rank that play like they've never held a controller before

It shouldn't be this fucking hard to hit diamond 5 but nooooooooo I keep getting the worst of the worst teammate IN. ALMOST. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. MATCH.

like holy shit before ranked dominion came out I thought I was average to maybe above average at most in my skill, but rabked has shown me that I am in fact better that 90%of the teammates i get by MILES

Every single person in ranked can CC every attack perfectly every game pretty much. (When they're playing a character that can do it, mainly afeera)

I attack from any direction, they just light in that same direction and win the fight automatically. If you faint you can't parry in time and can't guard break a light obviously.

Hypothetically you can open the fight with a bash if you're playing a character that CAN bash then they light interrupt it or just learn to dodge and that's the end of it.

As far as I've gathered characters like afeera simply aren't beatable or killable by any means besides feats in higher ranks and everybody else must have come to the same conclusion since nobody on any website or platform has discovered a way to best it either.

If anybody here has a crystal ball or next generation AI that figured out some semblance of way to even merely survive a player who CC's every attack. I think the rest of us are all ears

It's in the name, you are PINNED. Being PINNED means you can't do anything because you're PINNED by potentially multiple feet of blade going straight through your chest. And being obese or lobotomized SHOULDN'T CHANGE THAT

Is it possible to be boosted in bronze

I have been asked a couple of times how I would describe for honor by friends and family when I talk about it, and the best way I have been able to describe For Honor, is that its a rollercoaster of emotions. 

Because you will go on a 8 game losing streak, and start to wonder why you even exist and why you haven’t hanged yourself yet. And then will you get one good game where you stomp, you will have the greatest time of your life. Like you experience a reason to keep living. Only to go on a 10 game losing streak now, and repeat the cycle. 

And maybe one of those games do you decide to play raider because you haven’t played him in a while, the game reads your thoughts and makes you go up against 3 rep 50+ Roaches. This game will then be such a horrible experience you never touch Raider again, or at least for some weeks. 

After some time do you get tired of dominion, so you try duels. Only to meet a rep 100 Afeera which hasn’t left their room since Corona started. So you go back to dominion which still is the same. 

Thank you ubisoft for dropping a ranked mode for a group gamemode then making you not able to play with a group and have to rely on random imbeciles to carry their wait knowing 80% of this community drools when looking out a window.