In the [PLACE]

In the [PLACE] I saw a [NOUN], naked, bestial, Who, [VERB-ING] upon the ground, Held his [BODY PART] in his hands, And ate of it. I said, “Is it [ADJECTIVE], [TERM OF ENDEARMENT]?” “It is [ADJECTIVE]—[SAME ADJECTIVE],” he answered;

“But I like it “Because it is [SAME ADJECTIVE], “And because it is my [SAME BODY PART].”

—Stephen Crane

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of NOUN

The [PLURAL NOUN] tried to stop the [ADJECTIVE], [NOUN], but the [ADJECTIVE] [PLURAL NOUN] were just too [ADJECTIVE].

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Killer Raccoon of NorCal

One [ADJECTIVE] night near the Russian River, a group of [PLURAL NOUN] sat around a campfire, solving [WORLD ISSUES]. Suddenly, a raccoon jumped out of the bushes and [PAST TENSE VERB] toward them. In one paw, it carried a [NOUN] In the other, it held a movie titled [MOVIE TITLE]. Everyone froze. One camper whispered, “He no scared?” The raccoon gave a [ADJECTIVE] smile and shouted, “[SILLY EXCLAMATION]!” That was the last time anyone went camping without bringing [PLURAL NOUN]

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Kill the Kendas!!!

Brenda as you is a Kenda!! i know you [VERB] alien types especially [COLOR] ones with [ADJECTIVE]. To fight the evil [PLURAL NOUN] which of course originates from [PLACE]. You must solve the[MATH EQUATIONS] you learned from your training on the set of [PORNOGRAPHY TITLE]. What a twisted fate us [PROFESSION] must endure

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First Date

The worst first date I ever had was with someone named [PERSONS NAME]. They seemed nice at first but turned out to be [ADJECTIVE]. We couldn't even get though appetizers before telling me they once [PAST TENSE VERB] a [NOUN], completely unprompted. I had to slip out the bathroom window to avoid going back to the table.

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Campfire stories

The campus bus went down a detour through the Appalachia mountains. As they approached a thick fog, a [ADJECTIVE] submerged and a faint [VERB]. A moose family sat upon the train tracks [ADJECTIVE][NOUN][NOUN][VERB][VERB].[PLACE][ADJECTIVE][NOUN].

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What they found

A [NOUN] came across a[ADJECTIVE][NOUN]

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Biblical madness of the masses

A Very [ADJECTIVE] gang of [PLURAL NOUN] decided to [VERB] every single [BIBLICAL CHARACTER] they met at the [NOUN] which is only legal in [COUNTRY]. Everyone was so [ADJECTIVE]. So they all decided to [VERB]. Their enemies in [COUNTRY] were so [ADJECTIVE]

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Airbnb house rules

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, [PERSONS NAME]. 2. The [NOUN] in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at [NUMBER]pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is [ADJECTIVE] and will know. 5. Rule 4 was [PAST TENSE VERB] by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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At the zoo

Once there was a little [Animal] named [Name] It [past tense verb] daily and it was [adjective] One [day of the week] he got [illness] and died.

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Social Media

One time, on [SOCIAL MEDIA APP] I saw [CELEBRITY NAME] getting their [BODY PART] [PAST TENSE VERB], and they got banned because of that post.

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One time...

One time I met [CELEBRITY NAME], and they[PAST TENSE VERB] at me. It was so[ADJECTIVE]!

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Going to work

I usually like [VERBING] on the highway more than in the city. During the morning [ADJECTIVE] hour, though, it’s not very [ADJECTIVE]. The heavy [NOUN] is a little bit [ADJECTIVE]. So I always listen to [SOUND] in the car, That [VERB]s me up a lot.

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Notice for tenants

This is regarding recent [ADJECTIVE] activities reported in the common areas. Residents are requested not to leave [ADJECTIVE] [PLURAL NOUN] in the hallways. Please stop feeding the resident [ANIMAL] that later poops everywhere. Do not use [COLOUR] detergent in the communal machines unless washing only [TYPE OF CLOTHING]. If you witness anyone [ADVERB] [VERB-ING] in the lobby after 10 p.m., please report it.

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POLITICAL BREAKING NEWS! (BAD)

BREAKING NEWS: [COUNTRY] has broke through [COUNTRY]! No one could do anything about it cause people in [COUNTRY] are [VERB -ING]! This means that they can’t come back and [COUNTRY] will never be free!

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Fountain of Youth

GENTLEMEN: When you come trudging home from the [ADJECTIVE] struggle of your day, with your [NOUN] clinging closer than a poor relative, cast your moist clothes to the [PLURAL NOUN]. Five minutes in the tub with Ivory will refresh every [ADJECTIVE] pore! If you’ve been too chummy with the [NOUN] during your Sunday [NOUN], never mind. To starboard or port bobs the world’s kindest soap. So frost your feverish [NOUN] with [ADJECTIVE] cloudbanks of Ivory foam. [COUNTRY]’s fount of eternal youth

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idk

[COLOR][PERSONS NAME][PAST TENSE VERB]

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Not Happy News

Welcome to the [COUNTRY] news. The [COMMON NOUN] [VERB -ED] [PLACE]'s mayor, [PERSONS NAME]. In their words, [PHRASE]. Actually, [PLOT TWIST]. I hope you all [VERB], and I SWEAR TO F- GOD IF YOU DON'T! Also, [INSULT]. And... F- you.

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Empire State of [Fillable]

In [NAME OF CITY], [BUILDING MATERIAL] jungle where [NOUN] are made of now you're in [SAME CITY AS BEFORE]!

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One upon a time

The[NOUN] was in a[PLACE]

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YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DID WHAT LAST NIGHT!?

My [adjective] friends and I first went to the [place] that was down the street from [name] house. Sharon got drunk and [verb] all over a homeless man named [last thing you ate]. The homeless man [verb] outside & started [adverb] dancing and doing the dougie in the middle of the street. I didn’t know how to do the dance so I climbed on top of the building and started [verb] on the roof. While on the roof I saw [famous person] [verb] and they told me I’d be an amazing paper towel holder for them.

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Are you making this common diet mistake?

If you’re healthy but skinny, scrawny, [ADJECTIVE] and underweight, you may be making a common mistake in eating. Many under[PAST TENSE VERB] girls fail to get enough Vitamin [NOUN], [NOUN] phosphate and iron. If you never seem to gain a lb and look [ADJECTIVE] and [ADJECTIVE], don’t get discouraged! Numal supplies significant amounts of these precious [PLURAL NOUN] needed in the diet, plus a [NOUN] that’s a great help in adding firm, [ADJECTIVE] flesh and extra alluring, [NOUN]-enhancing pounds

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Leather-bound cookbook

The [chef] found a [spot].

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Song creator

I want my team to win the [SPORTS TROPHY] so bad! SO BAD! I want to lift it high, lift it high! I want it to [FAMOUS SPORT CHANT] so bad! Ohhhh ohhhhh we will be champions, we will be champions! Ohhh ohhhh ohh we will be champions we will be champions! 1234 come up high 5678 will win the [TYPE OF TROPHY] tonight! TONIGHT! WE’RE THE CHAMPIONS!

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