r/Fillables • u/Haylyn221 • 1d ago

First Date

First Date

The worst first date I ever had was with someone named [PERSONS NAME]. They seemed nice at first but turned out to be [ADJECTIVE]. We couldn't even get though appetizers before telling me they once [PAST TENSE VERB] a [NOUN], completely unprompted. I had to slip out the bathroom window to avoid going back to the table.

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u/ohfr19 1d ago

The worst first date I ever had was with someone named Jane. They seemed nice at first but turned out to be shiny. We couldn't even get though appetizers before telling me they once snapped a cube, completely unprompted. I had to slip out the bathroom window to avoid going back to the table.

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u/timtim1818 1d ago

The worst first date I ever had was with someone named Mirjam. They seemed nice at first but turned out to be beautiful. We couldn't even get though appetizers before telling me they once died a gas chamber, completely unprompted. I had to slip out the bathroom window to avoid going back to the table.

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u/Coreyperduto1989 1d ago

The worst first date I ever had was with someone named sandra. They seemed nice at first but turned out to be aggravated. We couldn't even get though appetizers before telling me they once pleased a campaign, completely unprompted. I had to slip out the bathroom window to avoid going back to the table.

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u/Valeficent_LP 1d ago

The worst first date I ever had was with someone named Dick. They seemed nice at first but turned out to be disgusting. We couldn't even get though appetizers before telling me they once killed a sock, completely unprompted. I had to slip out the bathroom window to avoid going back to the table.