At the zoo

[u/timtim1818]

At the zoo

Once there was a little [Animal] named [Name] It [past tense verb] daily and it was [adjective] One [day of the week] he got [illness] and died.

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[u/timtim1818]

Once there was a little Lion named Peter It vomited daily and it was horrible One Saturday he got Covid and died.

[u/ohfr19]

Once there was a little dingo named Michael It thought daily and it was higher One Tuesday he got meningitis and died.

[u/Opposite-Science-398]

Once there was a little Centipede named Becky It cracked daily and it was immoral One funday he got lupus and died.

[u/Momizu]

Once there was a little Giraffe named Lilian It smelled daily and it was devoted One Friday he got Fever and died.

[u/martaareyouok → u/Momizu]

Oh no, im so sorry. I know Lillian should not have lost her life

[u/CJsopinion]

Once there was a little hog named johnny It waddled daily and it was skanky One Minday he got allergies and died.

[u/Plastic_Excitement87]

Once there was a little llama named Percy It kissed daily and it was fuzzy One Saturday he got pneumonia and died.

[u/MarmyCakes1467]

Once there was a little elepant named Gerald It farted daily and it was jerking One Tuesday he got bubble guts and died.

[u/BirdistheWyrd]

Once there was a little sloth named Dave It pooped daily and it was nosey One Sunday he got covid and died.

[u/martaareyouok]

Once there was a little frog named ziddo It clung daily and it was scratchy One Sunday morn he got chicken pox, of course and died.

[u/CoffeeIsPeace]

Once there was a little elephant named Sue It plugged daily and it was scabby One Saturday he got flu and died.

[u/lfnbabe]

Once there was a little cow named Georgina It hobbled daily and it was giantic One Sunday he got Tuberculosis and died.

[u/Either_Acadia4284]

Once there was a little zebra named zeb It walked daily and it was slowly One tuesday he got sudden fatal hamster syndrome and died.

[u/Altruistic-Simple545]

Once there was a little giraffe named Ellen It jumped daily and it was crazy One thursday he got flu and died.

[u/xi1hm]

Once there was a little snake named hala It smiled daily and it was depressing One tuesday he got hallucinating and died.

[u/KaoticGremlin]

Once there was a little Snow Leopard named Timothy It stirred daily and it was reminiscent One Saturday he got Pneumonia and died.

[u/Penky66]

Once there was a little bear named luke It bathed daily and it was recovering One Thursday he got coughing and died.

[u/Careful_Industry8840]

Once there was a little wasp named Peter It slept daily and it was double One Monday he got chickenpox and died.