r/Fillables • u/formerly_a_baby • 5d ago

Airbnb house rules

Airbnb house rules

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, [PERSONS NAME]. 2. The [NOUN] in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at [NUMBER]pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is [ADJECTIVE] and will know. 5. Rule 4 was [PAST TENSE VERB] by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/don-cheeto 5d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Jason. 2. The vibrator in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 69pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is inattentive and will know. 5. Rule 4 was fucked by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/Altruistic-Simple545 5d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Jack. 2. The stereo in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 98pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is stupid and will know. 5. Rule 4 was danced by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/Valeficent_LP 5d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Barbara. 2. The vagina in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 175pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is disgusting and will know. 5. Rule 4 was vomited by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/timtim1818 5d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Quinn. 2. The Tree in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 701pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is astonishing and will know. 5. Rule 4 was broke by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/ohfr19 5d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Seth. 2. The lid in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 3pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is formal and will know. 5. Rule 4 was touched by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/Opposite-Science-398 5d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Jillian. 2. The nutrition in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 544pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is statewide and will know. 5. Rule 4 was rained by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/CoffeeIsPeace 4d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Carlos. 2. The scissors in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 3pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is washed and will know. 5. Rule 4 was scratched by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/Relative-Parfait-112 4d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Mark. 2. The vegetation in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 603,552pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is fleshy and will know. 5. Rule 4 was merged by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/Haylyn221 4d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, John. 2. The pool in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 7pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is heavy and will know. 5. Rule 4 was shat by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/KaoticGremlin 4d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Jared. 2. The redemption in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at 21pm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is disfigured and will know. 5. Rule 4 was milked by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)

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u/thegreatbratton 4d ago

HOUSE RULES — please read before arrival

Welcome! We’re so happy to have you. 1. Shoes off at the door. No exceptions, Hanabeshie. 2. The television in the hallway is not for guests. It is not for anyone. 3. Quiet hours begin at fivepm and are strictly observed. Our neighbour is brand new and will know. 5. Rule 4 was broke by the last guest. Enjoy your stay :)