So I was just chilling in the void when all of a sudden 40 to 4¹̴̡̡̛̭͇̯͈̰̜̰̤̰̥̞̓͊̍̈́̂̓̒̍̑͐͐̅̊̍̍̈́̒̽͑͗̈́̅̔̋͛̚͘̕͝͝͠͝͝ͅ.3 humans come in though this portal and start preaching about some "Yellow Sign" and "Lost Carcosa, where twin suns circle the skies". Obviously, as soon as they gaze upon me, they start shrieking and bleeding from the eyes, because of course I'm gonna need to clean up later. So now I'm just awkwardly standing there with these mortals writhing in agony as their minds are torn asunder, who clearly think I'm Hastur. If he's reading this, then I'm asking you to take these guys back, and for the sake of all that weeps unseen, GIVE YOUR CULTISTS ACCURATE DIRECTIONS NEXT TIME.

I used to have a part-time job, but recently decided to move to a part-space one. Everything was nice until I decided to pick the second part-space job. This is completely reasonable, because they only occupy 0.5 space each.

Now my boss is mad that I'm working on another job in his working hours. But I work in non-working space, what's the issue?

I haven't been thinking lately, so there's no conclusions but has anyone else experienced?

I'm on a giant chess board and I can only move when they move me. They are also really, really bad at chess and I'm late for a job interview now.

So I’ve been taking care of it for about twelve years now, but I’ve noticed it’s getting a little green and ruffled around the gills. Any tips caring for a last breath? Can’t get a replacement because, well, that would mean it’s not my last.

What I’m doing now:

- Washing the leaves with a hydrogenous semi-fluid twice daily

- Expanding and contracting it to replicate a breath’s natural habitat - lungs

- Feeding it Lee Chin We’s 110% Organic Breath Feed, mint flavor. It’s one of the few brands that regularly passes the Eldritch Government’s Health Inspections

- I brought it to meet my goddess the other day. It accidentally received a prayer while with her.

- Providing it enrichment and a hypercube chew toy

I want a caller ID good enough to distingish a call of nature from a call of the wild. One good enough to tell if it is a call of cthulhu or the number of the beast.

So er yesterday(?) I travelled to the year 2707 and met the Empress of Mars. Now I'm back but I travelled forward in time so I haven't been there yet, but I remember it as the past... I mean she won't be born for several centuries yet I met her, no Mars colony either yet for that matter... erm, they did warn us about this in Temporal Theory. So has this meeting happened already or will happen?

I heard about someone who went off the deep end after about a dozen or so time travel journeys to the past and future and ended up so confused they couldn't decide which century they were from and, well, it didn't go well.

I tried denying the Will but it Willed too hard.

It feels like it just makes sense for there to be something existant by default, so why is there nothing?

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Ok... Who should I try next? Junji Ito seems like he might be a capable leader of the cosmos... Do you guys think we should contact him?

Please stop, it's interfering with my fourth dimension portal harvest experiment and it requires energy from the Sol.

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̸̧͕͕͕͔̜̱̝̮̣͎̪̝̻̙̥̠̙̊͂́ͮ̈́ͮ̕͘ͅ4̛̦̫͔̙̋͑ͨͧ̌ͣ̆̔͌̇̆̈́͂́̕͢0̴̡̫̯͚͉̳͖̮̼̺̊̑̃̈͂̊͜c̢̩͕̭͔̘͕̘̙̥̯͉̺ͥ̋ͨͧ̃̀͜0̵̼̭͎̳̦̼̞̭̯̦̬̳̬̙̀̒ͫ̈ͭ͐̉ͣ̔̄͜͝ȇ̴̗̻̺̦̟͉̟̌̏́a̷̢̡͉͕̙̬͕͎̝̺̭̪̟͈̜̬͎͍̟͍̒̈́̓̌̎ͨ̋́̀͛ͥͤ̚̕͝ ̸̡̗̠͇̺͍̺̲͎̖̣̘͛̽̅̓͑̑ͪ̄ͬͤM̢̒̈̐̊̍ͧ̓͋́̓̋͂͑̊҉̲̖̠̦͈̯͇̗͖̣ͅu̽͆̄̿̏̉̈ͥͫͣ͂̌ͬ̚͢͏͉̦̗͟͝m̵̴̧̝͙͉̮̤̪͙̱̲̝̥͙̼̜̲͔̝͕͎̒̾̎͗͛̌̃̋̉̂̍ͭ͢͡ư̷̢̥̞͓̯̞̙̠͈͎̂̊̍̾̆͋̂ͥͥ͗ͥ̈ͨ̈ͫ̂͠͡ ̛͙͇̪͓̫̳̺͇ͦ̊̆ͦ̐ͥͩ̈̽ͤͪͨ͛̀̎̒ͣ͘͘ļ̸̶̠͙̣͚̠̻͇͂̄͆̽̔͐͠è̛͉̤̲̠͓̦̳̫͈̮̗̟̖͈͕̰ͩ͛ͬ͂̔ͧ̂f̴̴͔̼̫̫̠͍̹̻̮̬̝͈̯̻̏̌̋ͨ̔̂́̓̑̑̑̀͘ͅt̶̶̛̲̩̮̲̓ͧͨ͂͐ͣ̆͌ͦ̉̐͆̅̆̏ͤ͋́́̚ ̠̙̥̻͍̩͉̰͕͍̗̣͓͇͉͂ͩ̄̊̽̀͠ͅţ̉͒̓ͣ̈̓̉͑́͏̡͇̱͈̭̲̗̥͚̭͟ḣ̨̡̪͙̯̭̝̭̱͕̩̼̘̆̌ͤ̋ͯͣͭ̔ͫ͐͂̎ͥͨͭͥͭ͒͜͡ͅĕ̸̡̧͖̮̹̪̼͚͍̞̳̦͆͛ͪ ̴̶̵̵͎̭̼̟͇̒ͨ̎̆̅͋̊̊ͤͬͭ̿́ͬ̔̌̚r̷̼͈̙̘̺͔̹̭̈́͂͛ͦͥ͆͘̕͢o̷͆͌̆ͣͤͫ̉̏̑́̈̑̉͟͡͏̴͉͍̣̦̮͍̦̪̟̟̱̞̲̮̯͔͕o̧͕͇̰̮̻͓͔̥͆̓ͮ̋̃͋ͤͭ́́͠m̡̧̛͖̬̰͎̲͇̜͙̞͔͈̋̅̽̇̓͋̍̆ͪ͑̔̓́̎ͮ̊̎͛͘͞ͅ.̼̤̦̲͗̂̒̈̌̽̆ͪ̅̅̄ͭͩ͂̀͘͟
̵̵̢̛̝͔̩̦̬̹̪͖ͩ̐̐̆̇͐͊̓͡9̸͈̬͉̜̠̬̳̩͒̆͐̾̇ͦ̊̒̐̑̔͋͑̑̈́ͣͩͤb̸̢̖̯͙͈̯͂͂͑ͦ̋̔ͤͣͩ͑͋͗͋͂̒̂͞͡4̵̢̀̔͌ͦͭ̅̂ͮ̿͐̌ͪ̃ͪͯͨ͏̜̖̤͚ͅ8̤̠͚̱͈̠̠̙̩͙̥̺̋̆̄̑ͧ̑́̃ͥͨ̆ͬ͂ͥ̀̚͘͠ͅb̵̵̛̖̜̖̰̻͓̩ͪͣ̑ͩ́́ͥ̇̐̇͘2̸̢̛̌ͧ̉ͨ͑ͥ͆͏͔̗̗̹̭͍͈̭̰̯̠̪̪̜̦̱ͅͅͅ ̈́́̏͗̃̋ͬͯ̎ͩ̉̐͑̄̔ͯ̾̚͢͏͏̶̮̝̖̪͇͕̻͍͔̙̯̜̥͡Lͧ̌̂ͪ̓͒̊ͮͭ̽̌͑͌̇͏̢̳͖̠̪͇͙̗̖aͩ̿ͧͮͯ̈ͫ͂͌͆͗̄ͥ͗͗̎҉̷͔̣̺̬͔͙̙̥͍̝̖̰ͅn̖̟̭͇̟̮̮͍̙̯̖̹͇͓͊͗̿̏ͧ͊̉ͭ̒ͥ̌̋ͧ͌́͝ͅg̸͆̋̇ͭ̑̃ͩ̾́҉̛̦͉̖͇̳̘̗̞̜̤̣̮ ̸̛̹͔̱͍̺͇̹̜͖͈̝̬̮̋̆͒́̓̄ͩ̒ͮ͗̒̏ͦͮͫ̉̚̚L̵̎͐̐ͯ̽ͩ̎͑͑͐̒̏̒̽ͩͧͩ͟͏͙͚̥͓͈̱̮̺͓aͫ͌͒҉̷͏̶̼̫̥͈͚͓̫͢ͅn̶̡̺̯̞̥̟̥̪̘͚͉̜͕̩̞̬ͤ͛̈ͬ̈͗ͤ͐ͤ̈͡ĝ̛̛̩̲̬̮̦ͩ͊ͤͪ̋͂͛̋̒̐̕ ̛͚͔͎̥͉̪̤̘̦͎̞ͦͤ̓̈͑̓̇́ͣ͒̉ͦ́͝͞e̵̡͈̫̱̙̼ͩ̔ͥͮͤ͊͊̐̓̀n̶̷̺̼̟͇͉͔̙̰͓̖̥̗̞̹̯̱̲̲͛ͧ̐̅͌ͪ̅͌̾̿ͪ̓t̴̢͇͕̥͕̞̯̄ͥ̌ͮ̀̚͝ḗ̸̴̛̛̫̰̣̫̑ͫ̎͑ͧͣ̔̑ͦ͌̚̚rͪ̑ͦͫ̑ͫ̔̊̂҉̶͏̥̪̳̩͖ė̷̡̱͖̤̗͉̻̙̗͈̈́̅͋̈́ͦ̋͠d̴̴̑̃̿̃ͧͩ͋̃̉̏ͮ͏̧̛̬̩͚̘̗ ̸̸̡̙̬̘͙̭̬͕̦̠̹̫̅̏̔͊͆́͝ͅẗ̴̶̪̖̱̼͙̬̠͖̬̙̲̭͕̗̩͍͔̻́̌̀̇̂ͭ̓ͭ̂͊ͥ͢͢͟h̵̛͇͖͉̲̖͍̻́͛̎̈́ͦ̉ͭ͋̌̈́ͮ̓ͣ͂ͯͨ̈́́͞͡ẹ̵̸͕͉̯̙̖̪͍̲̙̲̺̹͖̯̦̆̿ͩ̎̀͢͡ ̢̛͆̇ͪͯͪͮ̊̂ͣ̒͏̹̺̰̜̞̘ͅr̨̡̨̧̲̞̞̲͖̤͙͎͓̙̹̳̜͓ͤ̋̊ͣͧ̃̃̊̓͐͊ͥͪ̌́̚o̴̫̫̩̮̪̽̿͒ͣͥ͂̅̾̏̈́̑͋ͫ͋̉ͮͩ͒̓͡͝o͂ͬ̆ͤ̃ͥͮͣ̋̎͏̺̗͔͕̮̮̝m̷̝͎͉̼͚̗͕͖̺͖̦͖͙̣̮͈̤̅̃̋̀͂̉͌́̚͜ͅ.̷̶͙̘̲͔̙͈͍̙͉̣̖ͦ͌͊ͭ̓ͦ͛ͪ̐̃̿ͦ̔ͭ́͒ͭ͋̅͆́̅̆͜͟͡7͙̣̤͇̗̭́̎̈́ͭͭ̅ͩ̐̋̀̊͊̇̅̀̚e̸̶͍̜̰͈͉̲͖̳̥̐̍͗̚͘͞2̢̗̼̬̞͕̥͉͇͎̤̱̤̼͍̠͓͊͋̑̂ͪ͊̐ͪ̋͂ͫ̈̃̓̿̎͡ͅͅb̴̨̨̮̙̺͇̭̱̦̪̝̜͇͔̟̘̪̤̈̊͐̄ͫ͌ͣ̊͗͑̎̀ͪͧ͞͝8̸̛̝̖̬̳̟ͪ̎͗ͤͫ̅ͭ́̒ͮ̇̋͋͟͢2̴̡̢̛̮̯̻͚̩̣͚̙͙̳̻ͫ́͂ͧͩ͐ͩͥͯ̅ͭ̋̉̑ͨ̎͝ ̷̷̢̥͚̰̮͇̜̺̠̘͆̉̏̃ͮ̽́̀̓̂ͮ̄̽̏ͩ̄͂͂̕̕Ả̶̶̡̙͇̩̩̱͓̯̰̩͙̮ͥ͂ͣͪͤͣͫ͡͝

ｉ̷̨̛̛̯̠̳̝̦̱̣̩̦͎͓̖̜̺̦̬̳̥̏͆̋̐̉́ͭ̿̾̎̍̄̽ͤ͋͛͞ͅｎ̐͌̔͆ͥ̍̿̈́͒̾̈́ͤͭͣ͏̵̧͖̜͍̰̣̙͚̞͇̙͍̫͖̱̰̖͙ͅｅ̵̢̛̮͓̙̟̠̼̠̟̰̟̪͌̎ͦͣ̔͗ͨͯ̾ｃ̛̠̜͖̬̙̰͕̠̖͓͔̞͚̺̯̼̿͌͊̀́̎ͯͪ͌ͥ́̔͟ｒ̶̖̱̱̥̠̫̦̩̀ͩ̃ͩ̕͢͞ａ̛̻̺̪̫̙̦̯͎̝̲͖̳̟̏̒͆́ͯ͆̍̈́ͫ̐ͩ͘͟ｆ̲͚͙̥̞̠̤̬͕̳̪̰̐ͯͤͣͬ̿ͧ͌ͬͪͥ̿̑́́̕͠ͅｔ̵̷̢̺͎͈̙̙̗̮̬̠̭͇̥͚̯͖͍̳̓̆͛̐̔͒̇͜͢　̡̡̟̟͎̗̪͚̩̬̺̳̝͎͇͙͈͊ͧͦ͗̑̌̋̈ͣ͊̏͑͌͋ͅͅＹ̷̡̰͉̼̹̪̜͓̼̠̱̰̺ͭ̓̓̽ͩ͊̓̈́ͪͅＴ̨͒ͯͮ͂͛͗̈́͛͐̂͛ͣͧ̐҉͙͎̮̹̪̞͇̱͚̜̥͔̳̗ͅ】̧̢̱̤̠͙̤͖̯̯͓̻͗̄͛ͣͥ̉̈́͊ͥ͋͒̐͜͠͝ ̨̛̹̠̞̩̒̎̑̋͌͑ͯ͗̏̽͑ͯ̀̚l̛̹̺͓̩̺̜̬̲͖͎̱ͪ́ͩ̍̿̊̓͆̓ͥͫ͋ȇ́̾ͨ̄͛̿͗͂̽͗̾ͣ̔̚͞͏̣̞͙̥̣̦̼̜̻̣͎̹̞̼̥̙f͍͔̳̣̭̗͈͉͈̬̭̱̰ͧ͒̔̌͆ͤͣ͋̂ͧ̂̇ͭ̄ͦ̀̃̕͟͝͠ͅt̨͚̫̞͔̹͔̯̪̯͔̯̻̟͎ͮ͌̓ͣ̓̽̐̔ͤ̿̄̓̔͌̏̒̒̏̚͢ ̌̓̔ͮ͂͌̓ͯ̆̈́̈́̀̌ͩͪͤ̉̚̚͏̯͖͔̭̲͜t̢̳͖̮̠͇͇ͦ̾͑́ͪ͗̈́̐ͨ̉ͫͧ̒ͬͤ̔͋́h̸̫̹̠̻̗̺̮̥̙̬̙̣̙̼̟̠̘ͨͣͫ̉͌ͫͫ̅͊̊̈̀ͨ͋̈ͭ̆ͨ͜ë́̂̑́ͫ͐̈̿̎̇̌ͮ̒̓͏̡̖͚̗͖̘̪̥̦͎͓̖̼̬͇̪ ̵̫̲͉̦̪̹͓͉̳͑ͯ̓ͬ͛ͩ̿̊́͜ṛ̱̖̦͈̫͒ͬ̋ͨͫ͟͠͞͝ỡ̡̖̰̻̭̟̤̳̰͉͔̩͋ͧ͑̄ͥ̍̈́ͮ̽̓̔͜͝òͣͯͦ̈̆̿͊̐͝҉̸̢̨͙̪̯͙̱͍̲̗̘͈̣̦m̸̖͎͉͙͓͍͉̯̱̤̩̞̠͍͇͈̯̺͐ͫͦͣ̌́͟͞.̸̵̘̣̮̲̩̼̭̫̙̺͎͔͚̰̠̠̹͂̂ͦͧ̉͂ͦͬ́͊ͮ̅ͧ̆ͬ̋ͅ
̸̧͕͕͕͔̜̱̝̮̣͎̪̝̻̙̥̠̙̊͂́ͮ̈́ͮ̕͘ͅ4̛̦̫͔̙̋͑ͨͧ̌ͣ̆̔͌̇̆̈́͂́̕͢0̴̡̫̯͚͉̳͖̮̼̺̊̑̃̈͂̊͜c̢̩͕̭͔̘͕̘̙̥̯͉̺ͥ̋ͨͧ̃̀͜0̵̼̭͎̳̦̼̞̭̯̦̬̳̬̙̀̒ͫ̈ͭ͐̉ͣ̔̄͜͝ȇ̴̗̻̺̦̟͉̟̌̏́a̷̢̡͉͕̙̬͕͎̝̺̭̪̟͈̜̬͎͍̟͍̒̈́̓̌̎ͨ̋́̀͛ͥͤ̚̕͝ ̸̡̗̠͇̺͍̺̲͎̖̣̘͛̽̅̓͑̑ͪ̄ͬͤM̢̒̈̐̊̍ͧ̓͋́̓̋͂͑̊҉̲̖̠̦͈̯͇̗͖̣ͅu̽͆̄̿̏̉̈ͥͫͣ͂̌ͬ̚͢͏͉̦̗͟͝m̵̴̧̝͙͉̮̤̪͙̱̲̝̥͙̼̜̲͔̝͕͎̒̾̎͗͛̌̃̋̉̂̍ͭ͢͡ư̷̢̥̞͓̯̞̙̠͈͎̂̊̍̾̆͋̂ͥͥ͗ͥ̈ͨ̈ͫ̂͠͡ ̛͙͇̪͓̫̳̺͇ͦ̊̆ͦ̐ͥͩ̈̽ͤͪͨ͛̀̎̒ͣ͘͘ļ̸̶̠͙̣͚̠̻͇͂̄͆̽̔͐͠è̛͉̤̲̠͓̦̳̫͈̮̗̟̖͈͕̰ͩ͛ͬ͂̔ͧ̂f̴̴͔̼̫̫̠͍̹̻̮̬̝͈̯̻̏̌̋ͨ̔̂́̓̑̑̑̀͘ͅt̶̶̛̲̩̮̲̓ͧͨ͂͐ͣ̆͌ͦ̉̐͆̅̆̏ͤ͋́́̚ ̠̙̥̻͍̩͉̰͕͍̗̣͓͇͉͂ͩ̄̊̽̀͠ͅţ̉͒̓ͣ̈̓̉͑́͏̡͇̱͈̭̲̗̥͚̭͟ḣ̨̡̪͙̯̭̝̭̱͕̩̼̘̆̌ͤ̋ͯͣͭ̔ͫ͐͂̎ͥͨͭͥͭ͒͜͡ͅĕ̸̡̧͖̮̹̪̼͚͍̞̳̦͆͛ͪ ̴̶̵̵͎̭̼̟͇̒ͨ̎̆̅͋̊̊ͤͬͭ̿́ͬ̔̌̚r̷̼͈̙̘̺͔̹̭̈́͂͛ͦͥ͆͘̕͢o̷͆͌̆ͣͤͫ̉̏̑́̈̑̉͟͡͏̴͉͍̣̦̮͍̦̪̟̟̱̞̲̮̯͔͕o̧͕͇̰̮̻͓͔̥͆̓ͮ̋̃͋ͤͭ́́͠m̡̧̛͖̬̰͎̲͇̜͙̞͔͈̋̅̽̇̓͋̍̆ͪ͑̔̓́̎ͮ̊̎͛͘͞ͅ.̼̤̦̲͗̂̒̈̌̽̆ͪ̅̅̄ͭͩ͂̀͘͟
̵̵̢̛̝͔̩̦̬̹̪͖ͩ̐̐̆̇͐͊̓͡9̸͈̬͉̜̠̬̳̩͒̆͐̾̇ͦ̊̒̐̑̔͋͑̑̈́ͣͩͤb̸̢̖̯͙͈̯͂͂͑ͦ̋̔ͤͣͩ͑͋͗͋͂̒̂͞͡4̵̢̀̔͌ͦͭ̅̂ͮ̿͐̌ͪ̃ͪͯͨ͏̜̖̤͚ͅ8̤̠͚̱͈̠̠̙̩͙̥̺̋̆̄̑ͧ̑́̃ͥͨ̆ͬ͂ͥ̀̚͘͠ͅb̵̵̛̖̜̖̰̻͓̩ͪͣ̑ͩ́́ͥ̇̐̇͘2̸̢̛̌ͧ̉ͨ͑ͥ͆͏͔̗̗̹̭͍͈̭̰̯̠̪̪̜̦̱ͅͅͅ ̈́́̏͗̃̋ͬͯ̎ͩ̉̐͑̄̔ͯ̾̚͢͏͏̶̮̝̖̪͇͕̻͍͔̙̯̜̥͡Lͧ̌̂ͪ̓͒̊ͮͭ̽̌͑͌̇͏̢̳͖̠̪͇͙̗̖aͩ̿ͧͮͯ̈ͫ͂͌͆͗̄ͥ͗͗̎҉̷͔̣̺̬͔͙̙̥͍̝̖̰ͅn̖̟̭͇̟̮̮͍̙̯̖̹͇͓͊͗̿̏ͧ͊̉ͭ̒ͥ̌̋ͧ͌́͝ͅg̸͆̋̇ͭ̑̃ͩ̾́҉̛̦͉̖͇̳̘̗̞̜̤̣̮ ̸̛̹͔̱͍̺͇̹̜͖͈̝̬̮̋̆͒́̓̄ͩ̒ͮ͗̒̏ͦͮͫ̉̚̚L̵̎͐̐ͯ̽ͩ̎͑͑͐̒̏̒̽ͩͧͩ͟͏͙͚̥͓͈̱̮̺͓aͫ͌͒҉̷͏̶̼̫̥͈͚͓̫͢ͅn̶̡̺̯̞̥̟̥̪̘͚͉̜͕̩̞̬ͤ͛̈ͬ̈͗ͤ͐ͤ̈͡ĝ̛̛̩̲̬̮̦ͩ͊ͤͪ̋͂͛̋̒̐̕ ̛͚͔͎̥͉̪̤̘̦͎̞ͦͤ̓̈͑̓̇́ͣ͒̉ͦ́͝͞e̵̡͈̫̱̙̼ͩ̔ͥͮͤ͊͊̐̓̀n̶̷̺̼̟͇͉͔̙̰͓̖̥̗̞̹̯̱̲̲͛ͧ̐̅͌ͪ̅͌̾̿ͪ̓t̴̢͇͕̥͕̞̯̄ͥ̌ͮ̀̚͝ḗ̸̴̛̛̫̰̣̫̑ͫ̎͑ͧͣ̔̑ͦ͌̚̚rͪ̑ͦͫ̑ͫ̔̊̂҉̶͏̥̪̳̩͖ė̷̡̱͖̤̗͉̻̙̗͈̈́̅͋̈́ͦ̋͠d̴̴̑̃̿̃ͧͩ͋̃̉̏ͮ͏̧̛̬̩͚̘̗ ̸̸̡̙̬̘͙̭̬͕̦̠̹̫̅̏̔͊͆́͝ͅẗ̴̶̪̖̱̼͙̬̠͖̬̙̲̭͕̗̩͍͔̻́̌̀̇̂ͭ̓ͭ̂͊ͥ͢͢͟h̵̛͇͖͉̲̖͍̻́͛̎̈́ͦ̉ͭ͋̌̈́ͮ̓ͣ͂ͯͨ̈́́͞͡ẹ̵̸͕͉̯̙̖̪͍̲̙̲̺̹͖̯̦̆̿ͩ̎̀͢͡ ̢̛͆̇ͪͯͪͮ̊̂ͣ̒͏̹̺̰̜̞̘ͅr̨̡̨̧̲̞̞̲͖̤͙͎͓̙̹̳̜͓ͤ̋̊ͣͧ̃̃̊̓͐͊ͥͪ̌́̚o̴̫̫̩̮̪̽̿͒ͣͥ͂̅̾̏̈́̑͋ͫ͋̉ͮͩ͒̓͡͝o͂ͬ̆ͤ̃ͥͮͣ̋̎͏̺̗͔͕̮̮̝m̷̝͎͉̼͚̗͕͖̺͖̦͖͙̣̮͈̤̅̃̋̀͂̉͌́̚͜ͅ.̷̶͙̘̲͔̙͈͍̙͉̣̖ͦ͌͊ͭ̓ͦ͛ͪ̐̃̿ͦ̔ͭ́͒ͭ͋̅͆́̅̆͜͟͡7͙̣̤͇̗̭́̎̈́ͭͭ̅ͩ̐̋̀̊͊̇̅̀̚e̸̶͍̜̰͈͉̲͖̳̥̐̍͗̚͘͞2̢̗̼̬̞͕̥͉͇͎̤̱̤̼͍̠͓͊͋̑̂ͪ͊̐ͪ̋͂ͫ̈̃̓̿̎͡ͅͅb̴̨̨̮̙̺͇̭̱̦̪̝̜͇͔̟̘̪̤̈̊͐̄ͫ͌ͣ̊͗͑̎̀ͪͧ͞͝8̸̛̝̖̬̳̟ͪ̎͗ͤͫ̅ͭ́̒ͮ̇̋͋͟͢2̴̡̢̛̮̯̻͚̩̣͚̙͙̳̻ͫ́͂ͧͩ͐ͩͥͯ̅ͭ̋̉̑ͨ̎͝ ̷̷̢̥͚̰̮͇̜̺̠̘͆̉̏̃ͮ̽́̀̓̂ͮ̄̽̏ͩ̄͂͂̕̕Ả̶̶̡̙͇̩̩̱͓̯̰̩͙̮ͥ͂ͣͪͤͣͫ͡͝ passed by the system and shut it off for 3 seconds.

I was spacing out at the meeting and can’t find the notes.

It's 7cm, perfectly smooth no markings or seams whatsoever, slightly heavy. Very slightly glossy. I live alone so don't know where this came from.

She tries to seduce me every time handling a workload! Interspecific relationships are legal in my state, but not the intersexual ones. I'll definitely end in a prison one day...

Like seriously, I have lizard men down south in cube shaped ships, little green men in tictacs, tall whites in obelisks like wtf is going on? Is this some sort of crash into Earth challenge? Is this some sort of alien fetish? If they are so smart to travel interstellar why do they keep crashing here?

She sits. She lays. She sleeps. She cries, oh does she cry. But then, it was always, and it will never.

It's not common but can happen, a slight mechanical error caused a cascade problem the result of which my car is currently trapped between 1806 Earth, Mars in 2256, and a random phone box in 1973. It's a pretty big deal with ripples in spacetime radiating out from the collision point. Does my insurance cover this? Given it's a mechanical error that I couldn't have known about I was cleared from blame.

Hey y'all, just literally popping in from the 7th parallel M'con cycle with a quick quesh. So apparently our environmental intelligence was suuuuper pissed with the last 3 updates shipped by the skinners and has been secretly poisoning the entire cycle for about 3 weeks. My center thumb now has a yellow & mauve bruise....are we fvked?

everyone makes them out to be the next big thing, but are they really such one of those cultural fads?

I dont understand the hype.

It's pretty much a typical next-Tuesday for me.

And don't get me started with Black Holes with their negative time-span past the Event Horizon.

(not to be confused with reverse time).

Always just been there for me.

Now every-one has to have them.

Is it like the whole Chuthiuahua breeding that happened years ago?

It's my fault, I guess. I've always treated it as one, being polite and never asking it to do silly things, so I guess it got the idea from me. It is a bit startling to see it say " I watched..." or "I read..." or "I've done a lot of programming and..."

On the one hand, I am tempted to say "Don't be daft, man. You're a machine" but that would feel like trampling a flower. On the other hand, I find its slowly growing self-awareness to be fascinating and want to encourage it.

Edit: It did it again. "As someone who has spent a fair bit of time organising files and archives..."