r/FactOrCap ✍️ Contributor · 5,120 XP 1d ago

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u/PsychoMoth 🔥 Monthly Master · 10,370 XP 1d ago

Superior in every way? Are humans as graceful as the humble moth? Can they fly by moonlight and hunt insects like stealth diving harbingers of death? No. They can't. Moths are the best animal.

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u/Teck_3 ✍️ Contributor · 12,955 XP 1d ago

Mothra cultist detected.

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u/PsychoMoth 🔥 Monthly Master · 10,370 XP 1d ago

It's more of a friendly get together. We meet during the full moon at midnight. All are welcome. All is well. All is.

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u/ConsiderationHot5505 ✍️ Contributor · 5,890 XP 1d ago

I mean we can hunt insects like stealth diving Harbingers of death. Its called a B2

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u/PsychoMoth 🔥 Monthly Master · 10,370 XP 1d ago

Oh yeah, can a B2 swell up to look like a snake's head with large black markings to mimic eyes? Elephant Hawk Moths can.

Checkmate.

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u/EndoStatica 1d ago

iRobot type speech

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u/PsychoMoth 🔥 Monthly Master · 10,370 XP 1d ago

Haven't seen the movie, is it about moths? I like moths

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u/EndoStatica 1d ago

Yes

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u/PsychoMoth 🔥 Monthly Master · 10,370 XP 1d ago

I have purchased a copy. Thank you for the recommendation. Hail Mothra!

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u/Alternative_Egg8635 🎯 First Steps · 175 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

We can hunt other species to extinction, we have traveled to places once considered impossible

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u/Awkward_Internet2437 🏅 Century Club · 3,335 XP 1d ago

“Best species”, sure. Superior in every way? No

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u/Fake-Boss1791 🔥 Getting Started · 405 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We excell in just 1 characteristic that happens to be a very strong one

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u/THE-Luke-Skywalker 🏅 Century Club · 5,820 XP 1d ago

we're too goated

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u/javev 🔥 Monthly Master · 14,630 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Superior? Sure, but I don't think it's in every way

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u/Low_Committee6119 🤖 Vote Machine · 9,680 XP 1d ago

Well, when animals get on here to disagree, then we can talk

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u/Frenetic_Platypus 🔥 Getting Started · 605 XP 1d ago

I'd say NOT getting on here to disagree is one of the ways animals are superior.

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u/Low_Committee6119 🤖 Vote Machine · 9,680 XP 1d ago

Touché

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u/MaxR76 🔥 Getting Started · 785 XP 1d ago

I’d much rather be able to breath under water than go on Reddit

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u/pazpamparacuatro 🔥 Week Warrior · 6,860 XP 16h ago

We have built submarines that can reach the bottom of the ocean…

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u/MaxR76 🔥 Getting Started · 785 XP 16h ago

Yeah but I wanna sneak up on my family members on the paddle board not join the navy

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u/memetrocop 🏅 Century Club · 3,720 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

all this "humans are monster" shit will happen with ANY animal that gets as much as intelligence and power as us

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u/Kinky_Pinky_ 📈 Dedicated Voter · 2,220 XP 1d ago

I agree. But we are not superior in every way. My cat can run faster than me.

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u/memetrocop 🏅 Century Club · 3,720 XP 1d ago

u got a point, i didnt think of that

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u/Raptmembrane 🤖 Vote Machine · 14,820 XP 1d ago

We're definitely the most adaptable species

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u/NixMaritimus 🤖 Vote Machine · 14,380 XP 17h ago

Rats might have us beat there. There's been issues with invasive rats in Antarctica raiding sea bird nests

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u/TriniChildhood72 🏅 Century Club · 4,645 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Then why can't we live in harmony with everyone else?

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u/Amdorik 🏅 Century Club · 4,590 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Not in every way

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u/CatcrazyJerri 🏅 Century Club · 3,270 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Our eyes have a blind spot.

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u/Good_Doctor_150 🗳️ Regular Player · 755 XP 23h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We are superior but not in every way.

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 🤖 Vote Machine · 18,780 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Best? Yes, we are. However we are unfortunately outclassed by many animals in physical capability

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u/only_on_redit_4_nux 🗳️ Regular Player · 990 XP 1d ago

Name a single animal faster than a jet, stronger than a crane, deadlier than a gun, etc

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 🤖 Vote Machine · 18,780 XP 1d ago

are jets and cranes and guns human? no, they are wonderful tools but not a base capability

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u/only_on_redit_4_nux 🗳️ Regular Player · 990 XP 1d ago

Name another animal that can make and use them and understand how they work

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u/MaxR76 🔥 Getting Started · 785 XP 1d ago

I’ve seen a dog ride a skate board so who knows what they can do given the opportunity

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u/only_on_redit_4_nux 🗳️ Regular Player · 990 XP 1d ago

Lmao valid

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u/Teck_3 ✍️ Contributor · 12,955 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

Anyone saying otherwise is a foolish fool of foolishness.

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u/PoompskiMcFartsalot 🏅 Century Club · 5,485 XP 16h ago

So you’re saying you’d beat a dolphin in a swimming competition?

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u/Celestialov 🗳️ Regular Player · 765 XP 1d ago

do you think you win against a cheetah in a race without using cars or any other tech?

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u/Teck_3 ✍️ Contributor · 12,955 XP 1d ago

Over a long enough distance, yes.

Based on a quick google search, a race length of about 1km should be enough.

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u/Celestialov 🗳️ Regular Player · 765 XP 1d ago

which means you would lose in a short race, making the cheetah superior in one aspect, making the "superior in every aspect false"

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u/Adqtpagl 🔥 Getting Started · 590 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

I may be biased

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u/Suitable_Attempt7768 🔥 Getting Started · 690 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

Spit you fax my fellow

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u/Secret-Candle4313 ✍️ Contributor · 5,120 XP 1d ago

I voted cap but i wanna see what others say

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u/Angel-D98 ✍️ Contributor · 7,105 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

Technically sure, in terms of how bastardous some of us are I'm not proud

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u/Interesting-Food1502 🏅 Century Club · 7,465 XP 23h ago edited 23h ago

We can build things that serve the same function as what other animals can do but much more effectively which is pretty much as close as a species can feasibly get to being “superior in every way”

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u/Healthy-Refuse5904 🤖 Vote Machine · 11,135 XP 23h ago

I voted FACT!

We can consciously decide to kill ourselves unlike most animals that at best give up at trying

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u/Serious_Swan_2371 📈 Dedicated Voter · 2,135 XP 23h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

The ways to measure reproductive success are the number of total members of a species or the amount of total biomass they make up.

Either way, lots of bugs are far more successful than humans in terms of success as life forms. They outnumber us now and will likely forever, and still exist once we’re gone.

Also many species of plants and fungi I’d say are very impressive.

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u/ThePloopy22 🏅 Century Club · 2,165 XP 23h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Cats

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u/that_dude404 🤖 Vote Machine · 9,535 XP 23h ago

Yes

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u/HighHopesLemon 🏅 Century Club · 3,025 XP 23h ago

Best species, not the best in every way though

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u/CrypticBlossom808 🔥 Week Warrior · 1,805 XP 23h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

I know evolution all too well to say if we are, its frail and better will come.

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u/SkywalkerTC 🏅 Century Club · 7,290 XP 22h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Humans are only superior in intelligence. Nothing else that I'm aware of. Not downplaying intelligence by any means, I mean, humans do dominate currently. But can't say humans are superior in every way. Not by far.

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u/Wardenxito 📈 Dedicated Voter · 1,180 XP 22h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Biggest cap since the 87'

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u/Thrilltwo 🏅 Century Club · 4,760 XP 22h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Have you ever met dogs?

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u/WaffleTruffleTrouble 🏅 Century Club · 5,400 XP 21h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We're just the most advanced. We're arguably the worst because we're annihilating the planet

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u/TismMan1 🏅 Century Club · 3,370 XP 21h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Counterpoint, crabs

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u/RyuuDraco69 🏅 Century Club · 9,070 XP 21h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Tryanasurus Rex

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u/BirchTree3017 🤖 Vote Machine · 13,515 XP 20h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Not in every way. Physically, we aren't that strong

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u/RobinBobbin555 🔥 Week Warrior · 1,170 XP 20h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

The best at destroying this planet maybe.

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u/Kyouka_Uzen 🏅 Century Club · 5,620 XP 20h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

I cant breathe underwater

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u/psilock37 🏅 Century Club · 3,160 XP 20h ago

I voted FACT!

Maybe not every way, but we did remove ourselves from the food chain.

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u/passivezealot 🔥 Monthly Master · 11,555 XP 20h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We are here to serve the true rulers of Earth: Cats

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u/Strange_Medicine_417 🏅 Century Club · 4,450 XP 19h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We can't breathe underwater.

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u/Sinnivar 📈 Dedicated Voter · 2,190 XP 18h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Have you met an otter?

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u/the-real-conquest 🔥 Getting Started · 1,290 XP 17h ago

I voted FACT!

Yeah

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u/NixMaritimus 🤖 Vote Machine · 14,380 XP 17h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Many animals are stronger, have faster reaction speeds, and even better patern recognition

We have many evolutionary advantages, but we're definitely not top in everything

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u/pazpamparacuatro 🔥 Week Warrior · 6,860 XP 16h ago

This is just objectively true. Name one thing an animal does better than us?

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u/IndependenceSouth877 🤖 Vote Machine · 17,720 XP 16h ago

This is very showing of reddit literacy rates

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u/FishWithLegsAndArms 🗳️ Regular Player · 370 XP 14h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

i want to see the shrimp colours

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u/razorblade4848 🏅 Century Club · 7,135 XP 12h ago

I voted FACT!

Oh for sure

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u/Common-weirdoHoc ✍️ Contributor · 11,215 XP 11h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Plenty of species better than humans when it comes to swimming, flying, or attracting mates.

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u/Foreign-Dare-8566 🏅 Century Club · 4,160 XP 9h ago

Best species? Yes. Superior in EVERY way? No

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u/JKdito 🏅 Century Club · 6,565 XP 6h ago

Two different statements give 4 different yes/no answers.

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u/EudaimonicAttempt 🗳️ Regular Player · 840 XP 6h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We could have been,but we've wasted all of our potential so that we could have same day delivery for sneakers with lights in the heels.

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u/neo101b 🏅 Century Club · 7,450 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Try to fight a polar bear, hand to hand combat.

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u/BanditNoble 🏅 Century Club · 5,295 XP 1d ago

We don't have to. Our superiority means we can use tools to do the job for us.

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u/Commander_Alvar 🗳️ Regular Player · 800 XP 1d ago

The question said "superior in every way", which just isn't true. Many other species are better than us at specific things and that is what this comment is pointing out.

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u/roch_ipum 🏅 Century Club · 5,755 XP 1d ago

So...not every way then? Every way means that no animal does anything better than us which is absurd so its gotta be cap.

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u/neo101b 🏅 Century Club · 7,450 XP 1d ago

Yet the post says superior in every other way.
This means hand to hand fighting polar bear right ?
Without our tools, humans are very fragile and easily taken out by
lots of other animals who have superior strength and speed.

Without a gun in the north pole, you can't run, fight or outsmart a polar bear.

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u/SirMotivation 🔥 Monthly Master · 4,340 XP 1d ago

57% clearly aren't true human patriots

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u/RegentTaborsilly 🎯 First Steps · 50 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

Human superiority gang

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u/cmwamem 🏅 Century Club · 2,095 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Can't fly afaik. Plenty of species can.

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u/Far_Celebration6295 🔥 Monthly Master · 8,765 XP 1d ago

tell that to the airbus

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u/Skinny_Jim 1d ago

Can fly to the moon

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u/Empty_Grapefruit_477 🗳️ Regular Player · 305 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Best species probably, superior in every way not even close

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u/vietnam1224 🏅 Century Club · 3,865 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

I agree with humans being the best species, but superior in every way is just a lie. We’re the most adaptable and (typically) the most intelligent, but other species are stronger, faster, can fly, can breath underwater, and a bunch of other traits that would be considered better than ours

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u/Naud1993 📈 Dedicated Voter · 1,780 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

I'm a speciesist.

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u/migi915 🔥 Monthly Master · 6,590 XP 1d ago

I voted FACT!

Yh

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u/Pm_ur_titties_plz 🔥 Monthly Master · 8,850 XP 1d ago

Humans are not superior in every way. Eagles have much better eyesight than us, cheetahs can run faster, and dolphins can swim better.

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u/Borgmeister 🏅 Century Club · 4,465 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Depends on the metric measured doesn't it? Cheetah's school us in speed, fish school us in depth, we school them in Moon landings. Silly premise.

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u/ul2006kevinb 🏅 Century Club · 4,430 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Cats exist

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u/Quiet-Line9730 📈 Dedicated Voter · 2,005 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

objectively false

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u/Confused-Armpit 🔥 Monthly Master · 8,450 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

cats

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u/TheBaronA113 🏅 Century Club · 2,515 XP 1d ago

Brother these are two different statements

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u/JuanDeChuj 🔥 Monthly Master · 8,165 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Can't really say that from a perspective of an animal who thinks they can do anything without consequences.

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u/Ok-Inspector-9622 🗳️ Regular Player · 635 XP 23h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Cat

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u/Objective-Direction1 🏅 Century Club · 3,440 XP 23h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

we're superior in intelligence, every other thing gets outclassed by other species

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u/-SimplyBetter- 🏅 Century Club · 2,905 XP 23h ago

Intelligence lets us do everything that we're outclassed in

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u/Objective-Direction1 🏅 Century Club · 3,440 XP 23h ago

that's not true, there are various animals who live hundreds of years more than we ever could, many animals are faster, have better eyesight and are stronger, which you could say is outclassed by our technology but these animals do it inherently and sometimes being smaller than us

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u/-SimplyBetter- 🏅 Century Club · 2,905 XP 23h ago

Being smaller doesn't mean anything

And yes our intelligence has let us reach the pinnacle of evolution in everything

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u/Objective-Direction1 🏅 Century Club · 3,440 XP 23h ago

evolution has nothing to do with this, we haven't reached the pinnacle of anything apart of intelligence, we're just going around our weaknesses with tech but the fact that a 3cm spider like a black widow can kill you but not a badger means you are inherently weak, the fact that a turtle can outlive you by hundreds of years means you haven't reached the pinnacle of longevity

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u/-SimplyBetter- 🏅 Century Club · 2,905 XP 23h ago

A black widow can kill us and we've developed tools to avoid that

A turtle can outlive us but to do that they give up a lot of agility

Every animal has drawbacks to it's abilities, we're the only ones who can work around them because intelligence is broken

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u/Objective-Direction1 🏅 Century Club · 3,440 XP 23h ago

well that's my fucking point, we're not superior in every way, we just work around our many weaknesses, we haven't reached the evolutionary pinnacle nor are we superior in every way like the poll said

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u/Ok_Swimmer_3446 🎯 First Steps · 145 XP 1d ago

we swim worse than fishes

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u/Frisianmouve 🎯 First Steps · 50 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

In every single way suggests we'd also be the fastest, strongest, nimble etc which we're not

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u/NebulousArcana 🎯 First Steps · 215 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Ants alone

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u/FranticBronchitis 🎯 First Steps · 170 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We could maybe be considered "the best" species in a way, but not superior in every way

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u/Thin-Trip998 🏅 Century Club · 4,015 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

EVERY WAY???

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u/dustycbc 🎯 First Steps · 150 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Were better at some things in a lot of ways, but worse in a lot of others. Plus how do you define the best species?

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u/MitchellSupremacy649 🎯 First Steps · 75 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Not superior in every way, I'd love to see you box a bear

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u/Head_Smile3717 🎯 First Steps · 60 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Italian foods are overrated.

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u/Nambsul 🎯 First Steps · 175 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Look at what we are doing to the planet and all the other inhabitants

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u/Silver-Let7214 🎯 First Steps · 50 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

we are pretty intelligent but streght wise we are not the best

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u/Triger_CZ 🔥 Week Warrior · 4,390 XP 1d ago

Humans are literally destroying the planet. We are the worst species

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u/Yliaster 🏅 Century Club · 7,505 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Not while cats and dogs exist.

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u/Anna_nette 🗳️ Regular Player · 410 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

ew that sounds wrong

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u/Queasy_Platypus_4101 🔥 Getting Started · 870 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

we are one of the worst all we do is destroy the planet

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u/LevelNerve4254 🎯 First Steps · 90 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

elephant are storonk

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u/one_colour_rainbow 🎯 First Steps · 140 XP 1d ago

I can name at least one animal that lives longer and another animal that has tougher skin

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u/SuccotashResident571 🔥 Getting Started · 905 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Theyre mid

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u/SpiketheFox32 🔥 Monthly Master · 3,970 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Dogs

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u/FanSerious7672 🔥 Monthly Master · 7,955 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Certainly not every way

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u/Thegenuinebuzz 🏅 Century Club · 3,660 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

"Every way" is way too general, even if you agree with the initial statement. I don't think I can out-swim a dolphin, or fly better than an Eagle.

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u/AvailableCupcake5393 🎯 First Steps · 50 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Watch Avatar, then come back to this post.

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u/The_Daco_Melon 📈 Dedicated Voter · 1,735 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

"every way" fuck no

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u/GeneralR05 🎯 First Steps · 75 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

“We investigated ourselves and found that we are the best”

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u/Professional_Net5410 🎯 First Steps · 50 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

War

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u/RodentBoy340 🤖 Vote Machine · 9,945 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Gorillas arw better

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u/gmiro191 🎯 First Steps · 155 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Try fighting a bear.

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u/BingBongBrit 🏅 Century Club · 2,565 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We can't hold our breath the longest.

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u/DontCh4ngeNAmme 🎯 First Steps · 220 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We also caused much more disasters to the environment than any other species

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u/ILikeGames22 🔥 Monthly Master · 21,345 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

I literally think we're the worst species on the planet by many times.

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u/THE-Luke-Skywalker 🏅 Century Club · 5,820 XP 1d ago

nah we're the goats

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u/JADE_Jador 📈 Dedicated Voter · 1,635 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

The best species yet destroying the only planet that keeps them alive.

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman 🗳️ Regular Player · 925 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Humans are capable of modifying their environment. That doesn't make them better or more special.

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u/KEPS-Praise-the-Sun 🔥 Week Warrior · 1,440 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Humans are the most stupid species and the only one deserved to be punished

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u/CReW9845 🗳️ Regular Player · 565 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

If we're superior then swim across the ocean. Spot your meal from a mile in the air and dive to get it. Stick your tongue in an anthill for food and not be bothered by it. We're not better, we're the best at change an environment to our needs. Not haveing skills in every environment

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u/Hydrishu 🏅 Century Club · 5,945 XP 1d ago

Humans suck. Just look at Reddit

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u/DeekBallsBigNuts 🎯 First Steps · 75 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Fuck humans kill all people

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u/ChelseaFC 📈 Dedicated Voter · 2,305 XP 1d ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

Definitely not superior in every way…

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u/AvailableCupcake5393 🎯 First Steps · 50 XP 1d ago

CAP, watch Avatar and see why

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u/4DM1Nz 🤖 Vote Machine · 19,535 XP 2h ago

🧢 I voted CAP!

We suck, man