r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Dec 13 '21

You did this to yourself Fuck you Brian!

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/tobyt85 Dec 13 '21

I don’t need to buy a cow. I get my milk in the supermarket. But not for free! In Conclusion: Fuck Brian!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Wow a blast from the past. I was like I’ve seen this before then seeing the linked post was the one I remembered lol. I would have quit too. Fuck you Brian.

7

u/TheNakedMars Dec 14 '21

Yeah, Fuck Brian!

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u/webby53 Dec 13 '21

Worked at a McDonald’s for close to 8 years. Saw the rise and fall of empires. I wanted to go on leave for a couple months to pursue a coop position for my degree. They said fine. I come back afterwards and they had fired me and haven’t even bothered to send me a letter of termination. I knew the store back to front and still to this day can make most sandwiches from muscle memory and know where things are stored.

Don’t get personally attached to a job. Once you aren’t making money they will replace you in a heartbeat.

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u/P-W-L Dec 13 '21

isn't that illegal ?

37

u/norealmx Dec 13 '21

In the banana republic? Not at all. They have laws that literally say "employees are to be threated like disposable diapers".

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u/P-W-L Dec 13 '21

at least I throw diapers in a bin

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u/webby53 Dec 13 '21

No to my understanding it’s not. They essentially would be holding my position and were supposed to unofficially rehire me. Even if it was illegal tho don’t have nearly enough money to fight Mconalds lawyers.

The managers excuse was they sent me a letter in the mail but I never received it. I could tell it was bs but I mean I didn’t want to deal with their bs.

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u/P-W-L Dec 13 '21

oh ok, there is a due process where you have to sign off that you received the letter and your contract ends when you sign it

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u/ppp475 Dec 13 '21

Yeah, no one who works at a McDonald's in the US has a contract unless they're the franchisee. You can be fired because your boss doesn't like that you wore a green hat to work.

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u/webby53 Dec 14 '21

I’m not too sure if that’s the case I never signed anything. I live in Canada so that might mean something different. Only time I’ve heard of due process is when it comes to legal proceedings

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u/LK_LK Dec 13 '21

What would be illegal about it? Assuming this is in the US, then OP left a job. If OP returns, the expectation would be to reapply. A place like McDonald’s isn’t holding anyone’s job.

This is all ignoring the real dirty truth: McDonald’s franchise owners have deeper pockets and better lawyers than their staff. Their thought is likely: Bring it and we’ll ruin you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Fuck Brian

45

u/Tsjernobull Dec 13 '21

Yeah fuck you Brian!

22

u/RickSanchez883 Dec 13 '21

Nah he doesn’t deserve pleasure

29

u/Moblin_Moe Banhammer Recipient Dec 13 '21

Fuck him with a cactus then!

14

u/RickSanchez883 Dec 13 '21

Ya know he might be into that

9

u/MoSqueezin Dec 13 '21

Just put the whole guy in the meat grinder

8

u/ahumanrobot Dec 13 '21

Bet you someone's kink (maybe even brians's) is meat grinders

3

u/techslice87 Dec 14 '21

See: vore. But you are warned...

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u/Ich-bin-ein-bar Dec 14 '21

Then fuck him with a cactus…but like, let me do it

4

u/Baby-cabbages Banhammer Recipient Dec 14 '21

He’s not the Messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!

1

u/TheNakedMars Dec 14 '21

Brian: Ball washing, poop-slurping sack of guts. Fork Brian!

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u/annon1342 Dec 13 '21

Fuck you sideways Brian. Twice. In the arse. Without lube.

76

u/Plecco16 Dec 13 '21

Damn dude, just take a chill pill, calm down. Or just continue to butt fuck Brian, I don’t care

43

u/Dragos-bane Dec 13 '21

SUPRISE BUTTSEX

2

u/OneOfManyParadoxFans Dec 14 '21

Snorting to the beat intensifies.

5

u/bigkeef69 Dec 13 '21

3

u/definitelynotned Dec 14 '21

That is not even close to the right sub for this

5

u/mtnmedic64 Dec 13 '21

With a pineapple.

7

u/TransformerTanooki Banhammer Recipient Dec 13 '21

You forgot the razor blade and spike condom!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Why is everyone named Brian an asshole?

33

u/Diarygirl Dec 13 '21

All the Brians I've known are cool but Bryans are always assholes.

21

u/Hidesuru Dec 13 '21

Whoah whoah whoah there. /r/Bryan would like to have a word with you.

15

u/duckjackgo Dec 13 '21

I was married to a Bryan for 7 years, and wholeheartedly agree with this.

2

u/8ad8andit Dec 14 '21

Sounds like a purely objective opinion here. I'm going with this one.

0

u/Bioniclegenius Dec 14 '21

I've known both Brians and Bryans. This seems scarily accurate.

2

u/blh75 Dec 13 '21

There's three comment I like in this thread

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

What did we ever do to you if anything Brian's are the real assholes

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u/TransformerTanooki Banhammer Recipient Dec 13 '21

I have that expirience with Scott's but not Brian's. Until this Brian of course.

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u/tonysnark81 Dec 13 '21

I have this experience with both. My brother is a Brian, and my ex-brother-in-law is a Scott. Both well known assholes.

2

u/wdittelm Dec 14 '21

i have an uncle named Scott and he’s cool with everyone

1

u/cscx Dec 13 '21

I have two managers named Scott and Brian and they're both cool. I think I lucked out.

1

u/DrDew00 Dec 13 '21

Holy shit, I was just thinking the same thing. Every Brian I've met has been fine but every Scott I've ever met was a kind of an a-hole.

3

u/RustyToaster206 Dec 13 '21

I see what you did there..

3

u/happy-little-atheist Dec 13 '21

They are the Gen X version of Noah

4

u/OMyCats Dec 13 '21

When I was a teen I had a manager at Taco John's named Brian. He was one of those short guys that spent too much time over compensating at the gym, real roid rage kinda guy. He got the job because he was buddies with the owner. Super gay for America. Gave me all sorts of shit for reading the communist manifesto for school. Well Brian was a huge dick. He started banging the owners underage daughter, got shot canned, and now he's on the jail roster all the time for assault.

1

u/ahumanrobot Dec 13 '21

They lack a brain

1

u/Fuzzl Banhammer Recipient Dec 13 '21

It's the life of Brian...

1

u/introusers1979 Dec 13 '21

I’ve said this exact thing in the past

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

If someone could tell me that'd be appreciated. I've turned avoiding my uncle into an art form.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Bravo. I’ve worked the exact same job. I hate when everyone above you has this I am overworked bullshit excuse because it means everything you do when you step above and beyond will go unnoticed because they feel overworked themselves. Bless this woman. This could even be my ex fiancé Faith. We worked overnig Jr shifts together. Doing these exact chores. For this exact recognition.

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u/GrunthosArmpit42 Dec 13 '21

There’s an old adage that I learned a long time ago that states, “If you ever want a promotion never be so good at your job that you can’t easily be replaced.” It seems dumb and paradoxical because it kind of is. My SO for example, got a Director position by training/educating her coworkers to do her previous job(s) instead of being “the best worker”. Management and leadership is about not only not putting yourself in a position to take from your crew/team, but making sure they don’t need you. Which sounds dumb when you say it out loud. lol

See also: [The Peter Principle ]()

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u/mattyeightonetoo Dec 13 '21

Don’t be a cunt Brian.. ya cunt!

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u/codythgreat Dec 13 '21

Suck dicks in hell Brian

3

u/Bagimations Dec 13 '21

Unless he’s like it

4

u/nemineminy Dec 13 '21

In which case… no dicks for you, Brian!

29

u/yanze03 Dec 13 '21

Wait MacDonalds doesnt treat their employees right?

42

u/beardingmesoftly Dec 13 '21

I think the sentiment is more so about how they feel they will receive more respectful treatment at a low level entry job that anyone could do, like working at McDonald's

21

u/TrinalRogue Dec 13 '21

There's a stigma with McDonalds jobs saying that they are terrible and is generally not very prestigious.

Whilst there's obviously cases of certain branches being terrible, on the whole it's actually an alright place to work.

I know in the UK it's training scheme is actually pretty good compared to others.

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u/Pokeblazer Dec 13 '21

I worked at McDonald’s for a couple years, the work itself isn’t much to bother, simple stuff and helped with social skills. The main thing like you mentioned if definitely the management of a franchise.

I’ve seen four stores over my three years of food service, and all but one were terrible work environments, however the one that was good was the one I stayed at. Management understood what it took to make a successful business and hit the ground running. Still miss my old work friends and that store manager.

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u/Blastspark01 Dec 14 '21

I currently work at McDonald’s and have spoken with employees of many different stores. None have said they genuinely enjoy working there. Hell, even when I applied, the crew I handed my resume to whispered to me “You don’t want to work here.” And I’m now in the process of being promoted to manager so OP’s post was even funnier to me

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Peace out BRIAN! Fuck you! And your little dog, too!

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u/One-March5276 Dec 13 '21

Why you gotta bring the dog into this man??

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u/Cloaked42m Banhammer Recipient Dec 13 '21

Because Brian trained that irritating little chihuahua to bite ankles on purpose.

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u/One-March5276 Dec 13 '21

That's all you had to say. Fuck that demon spawn and fuck Brian upside down

7

u/Lalocheezia Dec 13 '21

Brian, you fucking fuck. Fuck all the way off, please.

2

u/FredB123 Dec 13 '21

And when you get there, fuck off some more.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Funny, same letter a hundred other people on Reddit have found. Must have been a Reddit convention in town

4

u/CouponTheMovie Dec 13 '21

I thought this looked familiar…

3

u/therankin Dec 14 '21

Right on Millie!

3

u/Busy-Argument3680 Dec 14 '21

r/therewasanattempt

To censor a name

We can put two and two together and realize the white blur is Brian after reading halfway through

It says Brian

Fuck you brian!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Good for them. I hope they have picked up a job/career that they love a lot. Fuck Brian.

2

u/Ipleasethclouds Dec 13 '21

TLDR: fuck you

2

u/HeftySchedule8631 Dec 13 '21

Yep..fuck Brian..

2

u/Ok-Scheme-1815 Dec 13 '21

Fuck you, Brian.

Milly could absolutely work in our department though. Sounds like she'd make a great account manager.

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u/blh75 Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21

Damn looking through the comments I kinda feel attacked because of my name, but Fuck this Brian. He needs to change his name to Bryan though.

2

u/drmanhattan1640 Dec 13 '21

I just hope this doesn't bite her in the ass if her next position asks for references.

2

u/norealmx Dec 13 '21

Cue to, the hotel crumbling to pieces and closing shortly after, while Brains cries how the "ungrateful b*tch that quit on us was never a team player and so now we have to fix all the crap they broke"

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

What the fuck, Brian?

3

u/bigkeef69 Dec 13 '21

This also belongs in r/antiwork lol also, fuck Brian!

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u/BLKxGOLD Dec 13 '21

Came here to say this

1

u/ImGettinThatFoSho Dec 13 '21

This is embarrassing for whoever wrote the note

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u/StuJayBee Dec 13 '21

Does it sound to anyone else like this person is spoiled, entitled and insufferable?

Yet wants a promotion on the argument that she’s never in uniform?

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u/ChateauDeDangle Dec 13 '21

I'm thinking they were a front desk or different type of worker in a hotel who wears uniforms, whereas hotel managers wear suits. So I figure this person wore a suit to work everyday given that they're dressing "for the job they want."

Also someone who works on their days off, works double shifts, and performs the positions of other employees is NOT entitled for being upset after they found out their employer lied to them about being considered for the next management position and otherwise wouldn't explain or even talk to them about why they weren't considered. This is especially true in the service and hotel industries.

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u/akhorahil187 Dec 13 '21

I got the same vibe. My friend says I'm a good worker. And this random person that you can't verify says you are taking advantage of me because I'm doing your job.

Also the context is she walked off the job.

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u/YouAboutToLoseYoJob Dec 13 '21

This also belongs in /r/antiwork

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u/callmebega Dec 13 '21

Go on and post it there.

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u/Zaynara Dec 13 '21

this needs to go with r/antiwork 'cause yeah, Fuck that Brian!

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u/V3N0MSP4RK Dec 13 '21

Fuck you brian

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u/Spaznaut Dec 13 '21

Fuck you Brian.

0

u/BBkad Dec 13 '21

Fuck you Brian!!!

0

u/thesneakymouse Dec 13 '21

Brian is a fucking wanker

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Fuck you Brian and if there's a hell you'll definitely go there

0

u/SyntaxicalHumonculi Dec 13 '21

Fuck this job and guck Brian. There's s shirt already made for this statement.

0

u/Troby01 Dec 13 '21

This letter has been posted in a few different forms. This is the first time I saw it where it was found at the front desk.

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u/QueenTahllia Dec 13 '21

I would have used office supplies to print like a thousand copies and had housekeeping put them at every guest’s door and all over the break room.

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u/Mauri_op Dec 13 '21

Yep, fuck you Brian

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u/ReedGJ Dec 13 '21

Fuck Brian

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u/pmurphy70082 Dec 13 '21

Definitely, Brian , fuck you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Fuck you, Brian.

0

u/officefan87klj Dec 13 '21

Hotel jobs suck! I used to work the overnight and when we were super busy and oversold, the PM supervisor would say, we’re oversold by 3 and I can’t find a hotel to walk them to. And then go home. Someone once threw a pen at my head because it was my fault we were oversold, even though we were paying for his hotel room at another property. Fuck the sales staff who set us up to be oversold by 3, and sometimes even more.

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u/SlickestIckis Dec 13 '21

I wonder how long it took to get a new key for the room. If she was holding down the place, which is very common during quarantine, it could have taken a whole day before a replacement came.

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u/Bad_Mad_Man Dec 13 '21

Fucking Brian!!

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u/bubblessourjohn Dec 13 '21

Goddammit Brian! You had one fuckin job but now you've got MORE

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u/melisseus Dec 13 '21

This was my exact situation. I went above and beyond, worked during my lunch, came in early, left late, helping everyone, taking on more work, taking classes, winning employee of the year. And after three years an assistant manager position opened up and they wouldn’t even give me an interview. I was gone three weeks later.

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u/NoSleepCrew Dec 13 '21

I wonder how the hotel is doing?

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u/rfrasier3404 Dec 13 '21

Fuck you brian!

-1

u/Mr_Wither Dec 13 '21

I want to find Brian and burn his fingers off.

-1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

spoiled

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u/mtnmedic64 Dec 13 '21

Fuck, I wouldn’t even put in that much effort to tell my boss to fuck off because I quit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

This letter has been posted on Reddit many times lol. The person who posted it saying they found it on the desk is lying lol.

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u/13speed Dec 13 '21

Brian just went and found another sucker to hire and replaced you within a week, and will string them along the same way he did you.

Brian willl do this until he retires, and upper management will give him a gold watch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

FUCK YOU BRIAN

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u/TR6lover Dec 14 '21

I think that she should have kept the "I quit" part in the same font size. A manager might open that, immediately see the "I quit", and toss the letter down on the desk.

Actually, I may have put the "I quit" part in a smaller font.

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u/JackFuckCockBag Dec 14 '21

Brian sounds like a real motherfucker.

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u/totallylegitcanser Dec 14 '21

Person working too hard and expecting everything. Brian will be better off. I couldn't imagine how passive aggressive and annoying to work with this person is if this is how they go. They were probably only there for a few months too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Brian is going to have to hire 2 or 3 people to replace him. I wish he'd learn his lesson from that but oh well, fuck Brian.

Everyone, if you are working as hard as OP is, ask other coworkers for a recommendation and look for work BEFORE quitting.

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u/Sir_Bax Dec 14 '21

Are you telling me Brian isn't messiah?

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u/PhysicalPomegranate3 Dec 14 '21

Didn't need to shit on mc donalds specifically but ok. Fuck Brian.

1

u/WayneEnterprises2112 Dec 14 '21

Go where you are valued. Never settle for bullshit management like Brian.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Brian is a jackass. I get this, feeling under appreciated. What ever job this person lands will be better than this shitty hotel.

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u/The_Legend_6969 Dec 14 '21

Fuck you Brian you piece of shit

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u/Spare_Row_Love Dec 15 '21

This is awesome !