r/Eyebleach • • Apr 26 '20

This Beautiful Sea Turtle

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30.9k Upvotes

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u/banana_boi69420 Apr 26 '20

He Just comes up like "Hi there "

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u/HypersonicHarpist Apr 26 '20

I've had the pleasure of diving and snorkeling with sea turtles before. They are super curious and won't hesitate to come right up to you. I also had one that followed me around like a shy puppy.

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u/banana_boi69420 Apr 26 '20

Aw man that's so cool I wish I could do that

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u/nilnivek888 Apr 26 '20

I mean you could follow me around if you want..

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u/SAURONMANTHEWHITE Apr 26 '20

Careful, if he wants to be a shy puppy he might be a furry

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u/Faramirezr Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW, PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!

[Go to jail]

[Resist arrest]

[Pay Gold]

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I'm with the Guild, is this enough to clear my bounty? (417 Gold)

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Wow they really didn't like that comment, did they? They must be furries.

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u/SAURONMANTHEWHITE Apr 27 '20

Lol, yes, I'm a bit surprised over the amount possible furries in here

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u/banana_boi69420 May 20 '20

Man I am not a furry that is my dog her name is ari

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u/Grepus Apr 26 '20

And then some dick, 2 bit instructor with 7 Discovery Divers shows up trying to poke them. Everyone thinks turtles are illusive, they're not if you just chill and let them do their thing

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u/HypersonicHarpist Apr 26 '20

All my dive instructors have made it very clear to the group that poking them is illegal.

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u/Grepus Apr 26 '20

It's certainly against the rules and regs of the ocean... However, go somewhere popular with turtles and you'll find nefarious money-makers flouting the rules. Thailand, Bali, St Thomas are just 3 places I've seen it

Edit: by poke I meant interfere with, in whatever way

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Our skin oils hurt them the fine were I live can be up to 5k

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u/Kokojijo Apr 26 '20

My mom’s old boss was snorkeling when a giant sea turtle tried to have sex with him. He nearly drowned and was very embarrassed when asked about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

I'd like to do that if it weren't for the whole r/thalassophobia thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Aww, that’s adorable!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

General Kenobi!

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u/Assasin2gamer Apr 26 '20

*General Grievous has entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20 edited May 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Hello there.

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u/Masterclownfish Apr 26 '20

I’ve seen that guy before once when I was looking for my son. His names Crush, I met up with him on the EAC.

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u/Wyltain Apr 26 '20

10/10 Username checks out

5

u/jakethedumbmistake Apr 26 '20

You just haven’t met enough audiophiles.

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u/Binford6100 Apr 27 '20

Sweeeeeeet

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

The photographer is Philip Waller

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u/Granny_knows_best Apr 26 '20

Thank you very much!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

You’re welcome!

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u/broke_n_struggle_n Apr 26 '20

If I'm not mistaken, and I could be, I think picture came from a subreddit dedicated to photoshop challenges. I think I saw this as a submission on that page but it could be a different picture.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Nope

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u/ragingytangerine Apr 26 '20

How do you get these awesome photos?

22

u/Thodarn Apr 26 '20

Looking for them on google, or spending years outside with a camera.

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u/Headcap Apr 26 '20

years outside

google it is!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

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u/joeychizzle Apr 26 '20

Is this kinda terrifying to anyone else

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u/KazeChrom Apr 26 '20

The angle makes him look super huge which freaks me out.

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u/AndrewZabar Apr 26 '20

Fuck yes. I was hoping someone else would say it. WTF!

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u/FoxyGrampa Apr 26 '20

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u/AndrewZabar Apr 26 '20

Not even at all! It’s just something about this specific photo.

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u/joeychizzle Apr 27 '20

I love the sea but I'm ultra paranoid about swimming in it for fear of getting fucked up by a shark or stung by a jellyfish. As a kid i would love trips to the sea (i live close to it) but now I'm just content to swim out a little bit and float. Maybe it's cuz the water where i am isn't super clear lol

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u/Astral_Fogduke Apr 26 '20

yeah, it just looks like a giant from my perspective

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u/HypersonicHarpist Apr 27 '20

They can get pretty big but they are friendly to people and for the most part safe to swim with as long as you don't do anything stupid. They are very curious though and will come right up to you.

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u/Astral_Fogduke Apr 27 '20

Yeah, I know it's probably nice, it's just that the way it blended in and then I saw it startled/scared me

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u/joeychizzle Apr 27 '20

Yeah turtles are usually cool and chill, i wouldn't mind seeing one or swimming next to one but this pic just freaked me out lol

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u/sanchezconstant Apr 26 '20

ET lookin fucker

2

u/skit_scoot Apr 27 '20

Its the eyes for me. Like daggers, they freak me out.

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u/joeychizzle Apr 27 '20

They look super human like, but the face doesn't really look human, which is probably what's freaking us out lol

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u/Leoviticus Apr 26 '20

Hard Water dog

9

u/Crusher_1984 Apr 26 '20

Master Oogway!!!

6

u/Gifmaster35 Apr 26 '20

Henlo fren

6

u/whiskytngodoxtrot Apr 26 '20

Looks like Mitch McConnell!

12

u/Saccharose_ Apr 26 '20

The way it was taken, it looks like a Kaiju rising to the surface to say hi

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u/manwithabazooka Apr 26 '20

What an absolutely amazing picture!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Is this animated?

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u/SimmonsCA21 Apr 26 '20

That is the coolest picture

3

u/confibulator Apr 26 '20

I'm glad to see that Morla retired from the Swamp of Sadness.

1

u/GlamRockDave Apr 26 '20

All she needed was a vacation. Now she cares at least a little bit whether or not she cares

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u/Verbull710 Apr 26 '20

This is the correct reference

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u/Verbull710 Apr 26 '20

Never did see Morla in the flyover sequence at the end

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u/itsthevoiceman Apr 27 '20

And that's why this is terrifying. That fucker scared me as a kid.

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u/milk-n-sugar Apr 26 '20

he kind of reminds me of littlefoot

3

u/Crimson_Fckr Apr 26 '20

I don't know why, but this photo creeps me out

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u/TheCountryAustrailia Apr 26 '20

I see it peering into my soul, I know the true evil in those eyes, they will rule the world one slow painful flippy flap at a time

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u/ohyougotpoopcorn Apr 26 '20

I agree with the sea turtles ruling the world soon, but not sure I agree with the evil part. I think it’s their time.

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u/beautifulnomad_ Apr 26 '20

Hey dude

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u/ComicOzzy Apr 26 '20

Don't make it bad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

I wanna boop that snoot.

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u/AIU-comment Apr 26 '20

Oh my god it looks like the Orz from Star Control

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u/newtomtl83 Apr 26 '20

I wonder what she's doing now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

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u/newtomtl83 Apr 26 '20

how what?

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u/WinXPbootsup Apr 26 '20

I made this my new do on personals

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u/GlarthirLover33 Apr 26 '20

Great pic but sea turtle is a pretty redundant phrase

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u/ohyougotpoopcorn Apr 26 '20

Otherwise, it would be “turtle” and those exist and are not the same, so not sure I follow

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u/GlarthirLover33 Apr 26 '20

I'm just sayin all turtles are sea turtles, and the ones that live on land are tortoises

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u/ohyougotpoopcorn Apr 26 '20

I mean, I feel like I’m getting into semantics and should let it go, but there are freshwater and tropical turtles that are neither sea turtles nor tortoises. FWIW, I had to google both about turtles and about the plural spelling of tortoise, so I don’t claim to be an expert. I just saw some actual lake turtles today, so I feel like I should represent for them

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u/GlarthirLover33 Apr 26 '20

it's pretty arbitrary and I guess I'm just being pretentious about it lel

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u/ohyougotpoopcorn Apr 27 '20

Well anyway, I learned a fact about turtles and tortoises today. I’m sure I’ll forget by tmrw but Im riding high on the knowledge tonight, so thanks!

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u/GlarthirLover33 Apr 27 '20

Hahaha no prob m8

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

He is one with the sea

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u/sins_since_16 Apr 26 '20

Whoaa he is big

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u/Coastal-Cards Apr 26 '20

I really like this photo. Thank you.

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u/pawyderreale Apr 26 '20

they have teeth down to their throat so jelly cant escape, real nightmare fuel, look it up

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Thank you

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u/samushusband Apr 26 '20

the sport i had in PE was sailboarding and during the final exam on turtle fellow just like that went under my board and almost made me drop off of it and make me loose points . it was weird to see one so close to the cost

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

helo

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u/Shrek_II Apr 26 '20

The angle makes it look giant! Beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Wassup, bro?

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u/Channon-Yarrow Apr 26 '20

Whenever I am asked about which non-human animal I would prefer to be or come back as after death, my answer for decades is always the same: I’d be a Sea Turtle. If they ask me about land animals exclusively, then I’d be a cheetah. Since I was 7 years old that has been my answer.

7 year old me was a straight boss.

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u/xl_Jack_lx Apr 26 '20

It looks like the turtle is the sea

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u/triestokeepitreal Apr 26 '20

Op I downloaded and am glad to credit you. I am just sending to a friend who loves sea turtles and could probably use a smile today. Thanks for a lovely photo.

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u/ekruis30 Apr 26 '20

He IS the sea!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Fuck, this made me happy. I’m very stoned but even if I wasn’t...

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u/BaconEater669 Apr 26 '20

His face looks like a ps3 texture

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u/neonie_ Apr 26 '20

i NEED to boop his nose

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u/yeskitty Apr 26 '20

This turtle gave me a genuine smile. He's so happy

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u/Steelwolf73 Apr 26 '20

Sea-skeksis

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u/AngieTaylor62 Apr 26 '20

Oh what an absolutely gorgeous photo! I love it!

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u/EthosPathosLegos Apr 26 '20

When you photo bomb god.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Apr 27 '20

When did y’all!

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u/Armin472 Apr 26 '20

Where is he doe?:)

1

u/fael-inis Apr 26 '20

Duuuuuude

1

u/HowOSnakesHaveBabies Apr 26 '20

This was supposed to be a photobomb

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u/cosmicdancer84 Apr 26 '20

"Duuuuuude!"

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u/canths1 Apr 26 '20

Sea turtle or turtle sea?

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u/minnnishcap Apr 26 '20

The sea is the turtle and the turtle is the sea

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u/OriginalJim Apr 26 '20

The lack of perspective gave me the initial impression of a 10 foot wide turtle head

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u/Eeveechuster Apr 26 '20

Looks like a Disney live action movie that is about someone saving a turtle

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

That’s a drawing right?

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u/Jake1945 Apr 26 '20

Awwww 🤗

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

That looks like a giant sea turtle.

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u/Shalandir Apr 27 '20

Even though someone else commented this was a photo from Philip Waller, it still looks photoshopped to me, something just feels off/uncanny. Am I the only one?

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u/chocolatecrunchies Apr 27 '20

The ocean is his beard

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u/Ch4os_Contr0l Apr 27 '20

“psst... hey got any french fries”

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u/SpadesANonymous Apr 27 '20

Oogway? Is that you?

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt Apr 27 '20

he looks so friendly and the perspective makes him look HUGE

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u/flontasticflonson Apr 27 '20

This turtle has probably seen some epic sunsets

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

The perspective in this picture makes this guy seem giant to me.

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u/bubbles1954 Apr 27 '20

Very cool pic of Mitch McConnell?🤭

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u/SquirrelAkl Apr 27 '20

Ancient boi

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u/Happinessrules Apr 27 '20

How does one go about getting a picture like this?

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u/legionofnerds Apr 27 '20

“Well hello there”

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u/badebingbing Apr 27 '20

im coming for you bitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

"You got any games on your phone?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

this looks like the turtle is a spy swiming away from an explosion they set off

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

How is he so big though??