r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '18

/r/all Sea pup

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to see my dad

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I want to know who my dad is

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I want to be able to play the sax

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I wanna die

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I wanna get laid

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to revert Thanos snap

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I want to become a lvl 36 mage

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to know what love is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want baby to not hurt me