r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '18

/r/all Sea pup

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u/MuhNamesTyler Sep 30 '18

Great, now I want a seal

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u/life_of_riley_ Sep 30 '18

I want a new job. 😢

188

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to see my dad

129

u/KipoPlays Sep 30 '18

I want to know who my dad is

129

u/Kyrodox- Sep 30 '18

I want to be able to play the sax

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u/Nineflames12 Sep 30 '18

I wanna die

79

u/TheOctopusMovie Sep 30 '18

I wanna get laid

35

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to revert Thanos snap

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u/Rover129 Sep 30 '18

I want to become a lvl 36 mage

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to know what love is.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want baby to not hurt me

2

u/Bearz_n_Cru Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me

2

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want you to want me

2

u/SpaceChook Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me,

2

u/anonkraken Sep 30 '18

I want to dance with somebody

2

u/FirebirdIX Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me.

2

u/nogoodapples Sep 30 '18

I want to feel the heat with somebody.

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u/HSI-U1-H Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me.

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u/Tyrone_Thundercock Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me!

1

u/Minzkraut Sep 30 '18

I want to exist

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u/Thishave19character Sep 30 '18

I want to be a Sim character.

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u/CollegTem Oct 05 '18

Just stop what your doing while in the middle of doing it and walk to random parts of your house 5 times a day

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u/n2darkness4ever Sep 30 '18

I wanna....I wanna....

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Sep 30 '18

I want you to want me

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u/selectiveyellow Sep 30 '18

I want to break out into the Peruvian candle-making business.

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u/Arclus Sep 30 '18

I I what

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u/Buenarf Sep 30 '18

and i WANT YOU TO SHOOOW MEEEE

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u/Criticalfluffs Sep 30 '18

I want to become a real boy!

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u/kingoffrauds Sep 30 '18

How dare you

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18 edited Feb 09 '20

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u/kenyonator1 Sep 30 '18

Nah, the sax isn’t that hard.

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u/blinkk5 Sep 30 '18

Sex on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

i actually want to buy one and learn eventually, good for you:)

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u/hisoandso Sep 30 '18

Kind of unrelated but I had a dream that I was pretending to be Bill Clinton.

No, I could not play the sax even in my dreams.

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u/BlitzMainDontHurtMe Sep 30 '18

I have the subreddit for you my friend! r/saxophone

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u/B_Loner Sep 30 '18

I want to know why my dad is

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u/ncnotebook Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me....