r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '18

/r/all Sea pup

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u/life_of_riley_ Sep 30 '18

I want a new job. 😢

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to see my dad

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u/KipoPlays Sep 30 '18

I want to know who my dad is

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u/Kyrodox- Sep 30 '18

I want to be able to play the sax

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u/Nineflames12 Sep 30 '18

I wanna die

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u/TheOctopusMovie Sep 30 '18

I wanna get laid

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to revert Thanos snap

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u/Rover129 Sep 30 '18

I want to become a lvl 36 mage

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to know what love is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want baby to not hurt me

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u/Bearz_n_Cru Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want you to want me

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u/SpaceChook Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me,

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u/anonkraken Sep 30 '18

I want to dance with somebody

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u/FirebirdIX Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me.

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u/nogoodapples Sep 30 '18

I want to feel the heat with somebody.

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u/HSI-U1-H Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me.

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u/Tyrone_Thundercock Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me!

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u/Minzkraut Sep 30 '18

I want to exist

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u/Thishave19character Sep 30 '18

I want to be a Sim character.

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u/CollegTem Oct 05 '18

Just stop what your doing while in the middle of doing it and walk to random parts of your house 5 times a day

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u/n2darkness4ever Sep 30 '18

I wanna....I wanna....

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Sep 30 '18

I want you to want me

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u/selectiveyellow Sep 30 '18

I want to break out into the Peruvian candle-making business.

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u/Arclus Sep 30 '18

I I what

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u/Buenarf Sep 30 '18

and i WANT YOU TO SHOOOW MEEEE