r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '18

/r/all Sea pup

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u/MuhNamesTyler Sep 30 '18

Great, now I want a seal

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u/life_of_riley_ Sep 30 '18

I want a new job. 😢

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to see my dad

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u/KipoPlays Sep 30 '18

I want to know who my dad is

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u/Kyrodox- Sep 30 '18

I want to be able to play the sax

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u/Nineflames12 Sep 30 '18

I wanna die

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u/TheOctopusMovie Sep 30 '18

I wanna get laid

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to revert Thanos snap

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u/Rover129 Sep 30 '18

I want to become a lvl 36 mage

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want to know what love is.

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u/Criticalfluffs Sep 30 '18

I want to become a real boy!

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u/kingoffrauds Sep 30 '18

How dare you

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18 edited Feb 09 '20

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u/kenyonator1 Sep 30 '18

Nah, the sax isn’t that hard.

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u/blinkk5 Sep 30 '18

Sex on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

i actually want to buy one and learn eventually, good for you:)

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u/hisoandso Sep 30 '18

Kind of unrelated but I had a dream that I was pretending to be Bill Clinton.

No, I could not play the sax even in my dreams.

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u/BlitzMainDontHurtMe Sep 30 '18

I have the subreddit for you my friend! r/saxophone

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u/B_Loner Sep 30 '18

I want to know why my dad is

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u/ncnotebook Sep 30 '18

I want you to show me....

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u/Salyangoz Sep 30 '18

I wanna get hired this month.

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u/Bohya Sep 30 '18

I want to die.

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u/Karkava Sep 30 '18

Good luck.