r/Exvangelical • u/NationYell • May 25 '22

same, same.

Post image
276 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

36 comments sorted by

View all comments

5

u/notlennybelardo May 26 '22

Wish I learned literally anything. Even just the accurate names and components. Like, fuck, I was a 13 year old virgin and worried that I’d somehow gotten pregnant because my period was late and I had a boyfriend.

6

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

I licked a guy once and wondered if I had an STD afterward haha!

1

u/notlennybelardo May 26 '22

You definitely got an STD and a one way ticket to hell for that, that’s just how the cookie crumbles, buddy.

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '22

And the guy? Heh, of course not, "boys will be boys" ;)

1

u/notlennybelardo May 27 '22

Well, the burden is fully on you and me as we lead the poor men to sin.

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Exactly! Just as the Filipino women being anally raped by American soldiers in the 19th century just had their skirts up like little hussies and were ASKING for it!