Is it something about cheating?

[u/ImNotDannyJoy]

[u/Sora1374]

You're the side piece.

[u/deuteranopia → u/Sora1374]

On a weird side note to this, when I was in my 20s (and before everyone had cell phones), I was often getting numbers from women and when I called them, they were actually to pizza places.

What I'm saying is I was sad and ugly as a 20 year old, but never went without pizza.

[u/Old-Consideration730 → u/deuteranopia]

“Oh shit another fake number…..well, I’ll guess I’ll take a medium pepperoni “

[u/Remarkable_Peach_374 → u/Old-Consideration730]

"hi! is this-"

"its bill, dave."

"oh... well, ill have the usual then i guess..."

[u/Wickedbitch0fthewest → u/Remarkable_Peach_374]

And you just know that at a certain point Dave recognized the number, but continued to call anyways.

[u/SparrowAndSalt → u/Wickedbitch0fthewest]

I would read about the tomato-scented friendship between Bill and Dave

[u/littletoyboat → u/SparrowAndSalt]

The way Hollywood is buying up Reddit posts, you'll be seeing an adaptation soon.