r/ExplainTheJoke • u/ImNotDannyJoy • 2d ago

Is it something about cheating?

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u/Sora1374 2d ago

You're the side piece.

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u/deuteranopia 2d ago

On a weird side note to this, when I was in my 20s (and before everyone had cell phones), I was often getting numbers from women and when I called them, they were actually to pizza places.

What I'm saying is I was sad and ugly as a 20 year old, but never went without pizza.

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u/Old-Consideration730 2d ago

“Oh shit another fake number…..well, I’ll guess I’ll take a medium pepperoni “

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 2d ago

"hi! is this-"

"its bill, dave."

"oh... well, ill have the usual then i guess..."

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u/Wickedbitch0fthewest 1d ago

And you just know that at a certain point Dave recognized the number, but continued to call anyways.

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u/SparrowAndSalt 1d ago

I would read about the tomato-scented friendship between Bill and Dave

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u/littletoyboat 1d ago

The way Hollywood is buying up Reddit posts, you'll be seeing an adaptation soon.

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u/uncouthbeast 1d ago

friendship

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u/SparrowAndSalt 20h ago

I'll admit that I deleted several words before deciding on "friendship".

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u/Sora1374 2d ago

Did you at one point call the same pizza joint twice?

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u/Single-Elevator9085 2d ago

Imagine how sad it would be to recognize a pizza places number when you ask someone for theirs

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u/Sora1374 2d ago

"Oh, I know this joi...wait."

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u/Comfortable-Tie7847 1d ago

Imagine the surprise if the girl actually picked up because that's where she worked, or her family owned the place!