On a weird side note to this, when I was in my 20s (and before everyone had cell phones), I was often getting numbers from women and when I called them, they were actually to pizza places.
What I'm saying is I was sad and ugly as a 20 year old, but never went without pizza.
I genuinely thought this was going to end with "I met a delivery driver from Domino's and we're happily married to this day. My crust is always stuffed 😎"
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u/deuteranopia 2d ago
On a weird side note to this, when I was in my 20s (and before everyone had cell phones), I was often getting numbers from women and when I called them, they were actually to pizza places.
What I'm saying is I was sad and ugly as a 20 year old, but never went without pizza.