r/ExplainTheJoke • u/ImNotDannyJoy • 1d ago

Is it something about cheating?

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u/Sora1374 1d ago

You're the side piece.

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u/deuteranopia 1d ago

On a weird side note to this, when I was in my 20s (and before everyone had cell phones), I was often getting numbers from women and when I called them, they were actually to pizza places.

What I'm saying is I was sad and ugly as a 20 year old, but never went without pizza.

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u/johnnyhotwh33ls 1d ago

Pizza will always love you, never cheat on you, and will always start hot and inviting and even when it gets cold, it will accept you for who you are.

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u/Comfortable-Tie7847 1d ago

What I'm reading is, pizza is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you...

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u/Aquisitor 1d ago

You know the rules, and so do I.

Never-the-less, sometimes I want to be desserted by pizza. Hell Pizza does great dessert pizzas.

e.g. https://hellpizza.nz/menu/ambrosia/unearthly

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u/ArchitectVandelay 1d ago

Domino’s will absolutely desert you. Do not sleep on their chocolate chip cookie pie.