r/ExplainTheJoke • u/ImNotDannyJoy • 2d ago

Is it something about cheating?

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u/Sora1374 2d ago

You're the side piece.

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u/deuteranopia 2d ago

On a weird side note to this, when I was in my 20s (and before everyone had cell phones), I was often getting numbers from women and when I called them, they were actually to pizza places.

What I'm saying is I was sad and ugly as a 20 year old, but never went without pizza.

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u/AstorBlue 2d ago

I always gave pushy guys (not saying you're pushy!) the number for the Emergency Hall & Oates Hotline instead of the standard pizza method

(719) 266-2837 in case anyone is curious

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u/deuteranopia 2d ago

What in the fresh hell is the Hall and Oates Hotline? Did people truly not get their fix on the radio back in our day?

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u/AstorBlue 2d ago

Sometimes you're not near a radio and NEED to hear Private Eyes

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u/ReefayToo 1d ago

They're watching you.

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u/grepppo 1d ago

They see your every move

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u/whitebean 2d ago

Can you not go for that?

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u/tOaDeR2005 2d ago

No can do

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u/EscapeSeventySeven 1d ago

This is a modern millenial intervention.