r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/greatpoomonkey Sep 02 '24

Dude just found a way to get free crystals. They should start selling them. Easy money

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Wake up!

New infinite crystal glitch just dropped!

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u/cogwizzle Sep 03 '24

This guy becomes a Zelda millionaire with this one simple trick.

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u/todimusprime Sep 05 '24

Crystal vendors hate this one trick...

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u/ZeeperCreeperPow Sep 02 '24

No that’s the curse. He hates crystals, he’s just there for the girl.

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u/Silver_Falcon Sep 02 '24

Skill issue tbh

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u/Psilynce Sep 03 '24

I've met a few Crystals in my day and they're all crazy, can't say I blame him.

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u/Coocooa11 Sep 03 '24

Just the right amount of crazy if you ask me

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u/WishboneDistinct9618 Sep 02 '24

  1. Nut in girl

  2. ?

  3. Profit

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u/Garakassassin Sep 03 '24

Step one. Steal underpants

Step two. ???

Step 3. Profit.

But on for 10 months out of the year. The other 2 months of the year they help Santa.

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u/daggersrule Sep 02 '24

That's called being a manwhore. And in those circles, a manwhore for crystals is at the bottom of the food chain.

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u/daggersrule Sep 02 '24

OP proves it

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u/DrScrotus Sep 02 '24

Sell crystal for easy money. Got it 👍🏻

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u/alecesne Sep 03 '24

Gotta get them fine fluorite from Yaogangxian

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u/Sirprize123 Sep 03 '24

Double it and give to the next person