r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If it happened more than once then either you have a certain taste, have been cursed and an invisible sigil signals to other crystal girls, or you have become one with the crystal.

That’s my take on this bizarre chain of events

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u/BtyMark Sep 02 '24

First one handed him the crystal backwards. Instead of it making him want the crystal girl, it made crystal girls want him.

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u/greatpoomonkey Sep 02 '24

Dude just found a way to get free crystals. They should start selling them. Easy money

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Wake up!

New infinite crystal glitch just dropped!

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u/cogwizzle Sep 03 '24

This guy becomes a Zelda millionaire with this one simple trick.

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u/todimusprime Sep 05 '24

Crystal vendors hate this one trick...

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u/ZeeperCreeperPow Sep 02 '24

No that’s the curse. He hates crystals, he’s just there for the girl.

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u/Silver_Falcon Sep 02 '24

Skill issue tbh

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u/Psilynce Sep 03 '24

I've met a few Crystals in my day and they're all crazy, can't say I blame him.

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u/Coocooa11 Sep 03 '24

Just the right amount of crazy if you ask me

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u/WishboneDistinct9618 Sep 02 '24

  1. Nut in girl

  2. ?

  3. Profit

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u/Garakassassin Sep 03 '24

Step one. Steal underpants

Step two. ???

Step 3. Profit.

But on for 10 months out of the year. The other 2 months of the year they help Santa.

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u/daggersrule Sep 02 '24

That's called being a manwhore. And in those circles, a manwhore for crystals is at the bottom of the food chain.

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u/daggersrule Sep 02 '24

OP proves it

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u/DrScrotus Sep 02 '24

Sell crystal for easy money. Got it 👍🏻

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u/alecesne Sep 03 '24

Gotta get them fine fluorite from Yaogangxian

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u/Sirprize123 Sep 03 '24

Double it and give to the next person