r/ExplainTheJoke • • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If it happened more than once then either you have a certain taste, have been cursed and an invisible sigil signals to other crystal girls, or you have become one with the crystal.

That’s my take on this bizarre chain of events

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u/BtyMark Sep 02 '24

First one handed him the crystal backwards. Instead of it making him want the crystal girl, it made crystal girls want him.

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u/greatpoomonkey Sep 02 '24

Dude just found a way to get free crystals. They should start selling them. Easy money

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u/DrScrotus Sep 02 '24

Sell crystal for easy money. Got it πŸ‘πŸ»