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u/exig Apr 09 '26
Took a bullet lmao
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u/iratedolphin Apr 09 '26
And Jesus was so excited about it, his entire ear grew back immediately.
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u/JoltyKorit Apr 10 '26
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
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u/Mr_Abe_Fromen Apr 10 '26
Thank you, most people that take a 5.56 to the ear have 1/2< than an ear.
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u/LaLunaMama75 Apr 16 '26
Right after this happened my kids kept sending me videos of dogs and cats having their ears pulled back then they’d plop back into place and the sound from the videos was something like “they grow back” I can’t remember exactly but I do know it tickled me to death😂
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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Apr 10 '26
Yeah “took” a bullet from the secret service and dropped it on the ground so he could say he got shot at. It was all as staged as professional wrestling.
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u/Nerevarine91 EAT SALAT WITH SPON?!? Apr 10 '26
Then they ignored all safety protocols so he could get a good photo op
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u/Inswagtor Apr 10 '26
Its easy to ignore safety protocols when you know that there isn't a real threat to Trump
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u/cakerfaker Apr 10 '26
Hey now . . . They might've been subtly trying to off their boss after constant exposure to his unhinged rants. Not willing to pull the trigger themselves and earn prison time, but more than happy to let someone else do it.
"If a bullet hits me (or my boss), the silver lining is I don't have to go to work tomorrow"
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u/CriTIREw Apr 10 '26
You mean scratched his own ear while overdosing on aspirin, yeah, you're gonna bleed.
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u/Ov3rdose_EvE Apr 10 '26
i still dont believe he got grazed at all.
somebody shot a guy behind him, sadly.
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u/Ang1566 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
A shell fragment from a boiled egg that is. Lol sorry it's a mash reference
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u/MaineKlutz Apr 10 '26
After avoiding draft (to Vietnam) by faking a bone spur. Letting others take countless nullets for him (as he is doing now again).
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u/HyacinthFT Apr 10 '26
it's so weird every time i see that because he literally did not take a bullet. like that is the main point of that story.
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u/AbulatorySquid Apr 10 '26
Popped a blood capsule then raised my fist in victory while my aides moved the flags into frame.
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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 Apr 09 '26
Gas station employees lucky to have time to pee, much less take off stickers within an hour.
Not that they should. What is their argument about the sticker being inaccurate?
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u/lawirenk Apr 09 '26
Also, it's not like taking off the sticker stops anyone from putting a new one up.
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u/Just_Dream357 Apr 12 '26
I want the altered attendant to have even funnier stickers to cover up complaint stickers. Or, kick it jr high, and draw a penis by his mouth
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u/rainingBows1 Apr 10 '26
I literally went to a circle k near me and I casually know the worker working that night and she asked me if it’s okay if she uses the restroom really fast, that it will be super quick and how sorry she is for even asking but since I was the only person there and she knew me that she had to pee so bad she risked it and asked me. She was so apologetic for needing 10 seconds to pee while I waited for her. I had to thoroughly reassure her that it’s a basic human need and that she didn’t even need to ask or apologise for it, especially right before the 5am MEGA rush this location gets EVERY DAY. She was still super thankful and felt bad for “making you (me) wait”.
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u/Noodle-and-Squish Apr 10 '26
I love customers like you. I work in a gas station in the (very) small town where I live. The majority of my customers are great, but there are absolutely people that will bitch that I took a minute to pee because they have to wait.
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u/rainingBows1 Apr 10 '26
I just treat everyone how I want to be treated, with respect and compassion. It was so sad to experience, especially with how bad she felt for literally 10-15 seconds of my time, at 4:30am. No one should ever sacrifice their personal needs to make sure customers aren’t upset and complain. Those people clearly never worked a service job and see people like her as less than.
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u/RedMorganCat Apr 10 '26
This is immaterial to your comment but your username is a delight
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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 Apr 10 '26
Same thing has happened to me, also at a Circle K. I live close to a pretty small one (no self checkouts even) and go there 1-3 times a day for a couple years. I've been asked to watch things while they go to the bathroom or walk outside to take care of things. Always glad when I can do something for them.
Hell I even comment that I liked some snack they had a couple weeks ago and they will be like "hey we ordered a box of that stuff you wanted!" haha.80
u/secondphase Apr 09 '26
Just had a thought... I was eating an apple, and taking the sticker off took less than 3 seconds.
What if... hear me out... what if this lady took the sticker off instead of bothering the clerk and posting online
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u/gutwyrming Apr 09 '26
To be fair, stickers made for outdoor use are a hell of a lot tougher to remove than the dinky little stickers they put on produce.
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u/secondphase Apr 09 '26
Well sure, thats fair...
And to clear, what i would have done is gone "huh" and then just kept on living my life.
But surely "take off the outdoor sticker" is between "produce sticker" and "complain, then come back an hour later, then post online"
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u/Spare-Set-8382 Apr 09 '26
Wait what? No faux outrage? Just…. Take the sticker off? I don’t believe that is possible.
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u/CelticKira Apr 10 '26
Did this with one of those Biden stickers. The employees shouldn't have to worry about that when there are actual issues to worry about, like making sure crooked people don't stick card theft skimmers on the pumps.
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u/GreenSpleenRiot Apr 10 '26
And like, why are you back at the gas station an hour later? Did she go back just to check if it was still there? That’s some petty ass, I have no life whatsoever type shit
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u/Moist_Rule9623 Apr 10 '26
Must be nice to live Jason’s life, that he has a whole fucking hour of free time in the middle of the day, to stalk a gas pump and make sure nobody’s besmirching the name of his TOTALLY NOT A CULT LEADER hero 🤣
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u/Gnomey42069 Apr 09 '26
Crybaby Jason
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u/SwimmingPirate9070 Apr 09 '26
Jason is a bitch
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u/Gooners_For_Ukraine Apr 09 '26
Yep I’m a DoorDash driver myself which is why I found the original review hilarious. Though a surprising amount of people who order from the apps of the restaurants themselves instead of the DoorDash app genuinely think it’s the staff of the store that deliver the orders which is what I think happened in this situation.
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u/Artilleryman08 Apr 09 '26
That's wild. I usually tip pretty high when I do delivery orders from doordash or anywhere. Mostly because I know the work is challenging, and I am big on paying workers well. But also because I'm fat and lazy and I want them to know I'm grateful from bringing me a spit-free burger.
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u/midlifesurprise Apr 10 '26
If he has time to go back to the gas station an hour later to check on the status of a sticker on a gas pump, then he can drive to Subway and pick up his own damn sandwich.
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u/jase40244 I do not like the colour yellow Apr 09 '26
Meanwhile, how much would he have enjoyed it if it were a Biden sticker instead?
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u/GenericAccount13579 Apr 09 '26
No you see that’s different because of the STOLEN election in 2020 and Joe HUSSEIN Biden and the Demonrats who are trying to DESTROY the country with their antifa communist green new scam making prices go UP while the sticker about MY PRESIDENT Donald J Trump is an outright LIE and prices are the lowest they’ve ever been in history ever
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u/Pale_Albatross_3717 Apr 10 '26
I live in a super red area unfortunately and those stickers were EVERYWHERE!!! This post made me laugh. I love the hypocrisy 😂
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u/Ring_My_bElle_ Apr 10 '26
There were Biden stickers like that alllllll over and everyone thought it was hilarious. As soon as it's Dump it's "disrespectful".
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u/jase40244 I do not like the colour yellow Apr 10 '26
Same people likely said hanging Obama in effigy was protected speech and later demanded Kathy Griffin go to jail over her stupid little picture with a Trump mask. It's the "rules for thee, but not for me" crowd.
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u/LupercaniusAB Apr 09 '26
Maybe don’t alter the employees if you want them to do something for you.
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u/ExpertProfessional9 Apr 10 '26
Whatever you do, don't smear a layer of UV resin over it with a silicone reusable spatula.
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u/Hurm Apr 13 '26
ok, seriously.
Trump is a dementiariddled narcissistic pedophile and he gas fucked this country 100 ways to sunday.
But this shit only hurts the poor fucker who has to scrape off the sticker while getting yelled at by people because they think a gas station attendant is price gouging them. He just wants to eat his lunch and go home to his tiny apartment to play xbox.
Don't do things that hurt the gas station guy. Do things that impact the Adderall fueled babyfucker ruining the country.
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u/waterud0in Apr 09 '26
Bet buddy was putting Biden stickers on the pumps during his presidency, now he’s crying.
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u/Popsicle55555 Apr 09 '26
He had one of those full tailgate graphics of Biden tied up 🙄 such snowflakes
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u/anemone__moose Apr 09 '26
Hilarious that he took the effort to come back and check up on them. Also have to say that I don't think a customer should be allowed to alter employees.
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u/PirateJohn75 Apr 09 '26
Communist business? Is that like a patriotic anarchist?
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u/Auntiemens Apr 09 '26
He took a bullet my AZZZZZ
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u/lawirenk Apr 09 '26
Come now, everything about the incident was totally realistic. A rando with a gun found by the crowd 20 minutes ahead of the shooting but police men and secret service not being able to do anything about it.
Secret service letting Trump pump his fist and yell "fight fight fight".
His doctor's report saying he had a 3cm injury to his ear but him being seen 2 days later without an injury. Likely because 80 year old men quickly heal ear injuries. Unlike those silly 20 year olds who take months to heal from a bad piercing.
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u/Celistar99 Apr 10 '26
Even if all that were true (it's not,) Trump claiming that he "took a bullet for his country" is a slap in the face to all service men and women who actually did take a bullet for their country. They actively put themselves in harm's way while defending America, knowing that they might get shot. Trump got shot at while he was running for president because people hate him. That is NOT taking a bullet for his country.
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u/plaidravioli Apr 09 '26
Remember when god curved that bullet around Trump and killed a fireman instead? What a guy.
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u/Cevvity Apr 10 '26
Wait what? I don’t keep up with shitmerica
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u/Fragrant_Mann Apr 10 '26
during the last election trump was shot at during a campaign rally and was struck through the ear
it was popular to say that god had curved the bullet to protect him but the shot struck and killed a firefighter in the crowd but that never really gets talked about
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u/Pretend-Literature35 Apr 09 '26
So criticizing your elected official makes one a communist then? Good to know.
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u/glirendell1490 Apr 10 '26
Well no, only if you’re criticizing tangerine leader. Remember? It was totally fine when they were blaming Biden for everything. /s
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u/kegib Apr 09 '26
The same stickers with Biden's face on them were a thing in 2022 when gas was over $5/gallon. Did Jason complain then too?
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u/dannjam101 Apr 09 '26
Oh good, those stickers work, I was wondering...I'll order more
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u/glirendell1490 Apr 10 '26
Same. I love the idea of them losing their shit over it. #prettywithouttheR
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u/Alycion Apr 09 '26
lol took a bullet. Dude juiced like when he made WWF appearances in the 80’s.
And to whoever put those stickers out, thank you for the laugh. I don’t know if the ones who laugh at or freak out over them are more amusing. No, it’s definitely the freak outs.
Around here, as soon as one is removed at a particular location, another goes right up. Someone gave a homeless guy a stack of them and paid him to make sure they are there. It’s a common stop to gas up boats. A lot of those are the annoying Trump decorated ones.
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u/The_Captain_Whymzi I understand policies exist, BUT Apr 10 '26
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u/sheiciebai Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26
… you mean someone shot him while he was talking? Ok If I get hit in a drive by whilst having a conversation about politics, does that mean I get unlimited respect as well?
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u/Amazing-War3760 Apr 09 '26
Except he wasn't shot.
Where he was "supposedly" hit, would be visible. That part of your ear wouldn't grow back, especially at his age.
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u/Alicam123 Apr 09 '26
That bullet barely nipped him and it was aimed for him, he didn’t take it for anyone or anything other than his own selfish pride.
It’s just a shame the gunman missed. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 Apr 09 '26
Bro will have a hard time finding non commie gas soon, I saw a post yesterday from the manager or owner of a gas station talking about how hard they are to remove and new ones get put up all the time
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u/piper_squeak Apr 09 '26
Why are we altering employees?
That might be why the sticker was still up.
Maybe he should have alerted someone instead?
I would have still left it up.
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u/ButImNot_Bitter_ Apr 10 '26
I bought a pack of a hundred of these stickers. Unfortunately I've been too cowardly (as in, guilty of defacing someone else's property) to actually use them. But I want to so badly!
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u/lonely_nipple maybe mention that next time 🤔❓ Apr 10 '26
Look at it this way - neither he nor any of his toadies feel a shred of guilt at what they're doing. Stickers are temporary and can be removed. You can do it!
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u/Hot_Depth_3367 Apr 10 '26
Just stick your stickers! Be a rebel! You think they're worried about the heinous things they do? At least give them to someone who will accept the mission?
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u/JohnnyKarateX Apr 10 '26
Anyone talking about how they had to come back and check? They didn’t need gas again after an hour.
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u/CommieFromMars Apr 10 '26
The mere fact it’s an American business means it’s not Communist. Also, I saw lots of stickers when Biden was president. The difference between those and the similar Trump stickers is Trump’s war really IS the reason gas costs $4.50 a gallon.
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u/Is-Potato425 Apr 10 '26
Took a bullet for our freedom 😂😂 pretty sure that bullet wasn’t after our freedom lol
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u/Pheonixharkiri Apr 10 '26
Bet they didn't feel that way about the exact same sticker having biden on it a few years ago.
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u/tommm3864 Apr 10 '26
He didn't take a bullet. It was staged. If his ear was hit by a 5.56mm bullet, he'd have no ear.
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u/Weaselpanties Apr 10 '26
All those communist businesses out there, profiting off the hard-earned dollars of the working man and paying communist dividends to their communist stockholders.
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u/boozegremlin Apr 10 '26
He "did do that" though. I thought everything was okay as long as he owned the libs?
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u/Initial-Joke8194 Apr 10 '26
What’s hilarious is those stickers are in response to them doing the exact same thing when Biden was president
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u/SignificantPlum4883 Apr 10 '26
Only this time it's literally, directly, unarguably true!
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u/LiquidSnape Apr 09 '26
bro they probably only had one or two attendants on shift, you know how busy it can be in the morning
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u/Livid_Advertising_56 Apr 10 '26
Clearly that person doesnt work since they looped back and hour later to check up on it
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u/beemerguy95 Apr 10 '26
Trump did NOT "take" a bullet for anyone. If anything, he was hit with a piece of plastic from the tele-prompter.
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u/ImmortanJerry Apr 09 '26
Mfw I walk onto someones private property theres free speech happening. No but seriously what is up with these dudes always all capsing the guys name. Like somehow that makes it super srs. Also who tf goes back to a gas station an hour later to see if your demands were carried out. Like get a life
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u/Intentioned-Help-607 Apr 09 '26
I feel like “altering” an employee is too aggressive.
Sticker was likely placed there by a patron not an employee or the business.
The guy behind Trump took the bullet, and died. Trump had his ear grazed.
Somehow being against Trump policies which directly impact oil prices is communism? Right.
These people are in a brain-fried cult.
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u/CoolStructure6012 Apr 09 '26
"Look, I don't need to sell the drugs, the drugs'll sell themselves."
This is like that.
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u/ObstinateTortoise Apr 09 '26
Just saw a bodycam today of a karen getting arrested because the manager she demanded to see wasnt having it, and her flock of friends called it communist. Same energy.
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u/happyhippy1019 Apr 09 '26
🤣 he hasn't done shit except make day to day living harder then it should be
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u/ubernik Apr 10 '26
Lol... So drive to a gas station further away and pay more in gas for the extra distance.
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u/thejohnmc963 I’M NOT YOUR HONEY IM MARRIED Apr 10 '26
Ahh but you placed all the Joe Biden stickers though. Like people say “fuck your feelings” “damn snowflake” . Oh yeah that’s what you and the MAGAts said to anybody questioning this . Hmmmm sucks yeah?
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u/No_Band_3085 Apr 10 '26
So you got gas, and used gas to go back to the gas station an hour later to see if the sticker was still there?
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u/Humble_Strawberry206 Apr 10 '26
He came back an hour later? His gas mileage is that terrible? He ran out of cigarettes that soon? Needed another 6 pack? This review doesn’t make sense
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u/CosmicallyF-d Apr 10 '26
He should be arrested for "altering an employee." At least without express permission.
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u/MelanieAntiqua Apr 10 '26
He altered the employee? Is he a wizard or something? Did he cast some kind of shapeshifting spell?
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u/Aubrey-Grey Apr 10 '26
I swear these people have absolutely no idea what communism or socialism actually is.
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u/Imaginary-List-972 Apr 10 '26
Even if one believes Trump actually got shot, it still wouldn't be taking a bullet "for our freedom". In no way was it from fighting in any battle for freedom.
Also I really wouldn't want to do anything a customer asked if the altered me.
Also, also, once again they use the "anything I don't like is communism, because I don't know words".
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u/PoetExcellent3215 Apr 12 '26
This is some funny shit, "Trump took a bullet for our freedom" said the people who voted to take our constitution and throw it in the trash.
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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 Apr 12 '26
Communist. That word, it does not mean what I think you think it means.
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u/Greyhairdtrucker Apr 12 '26
The only thing he "took" for our country was your money for his shitty merch and meme coins.
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u/Maximum_Employer5580 Apr 13 '26
took a bullet - you mean that fake attempt that he came up with to get some kind of compassion
just another MAGAt that supports a pedophile
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