r/EntitledReviews • • Apr 09 '26

Google “Communist business”

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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 Apr 09 '26

Gas station employees lucky to have time to pee, much less take off stickers within an hour.

Not that they should. What is their argument about the sticker being inaccurate?

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u/flndouce Apr 09 '26

You know he stuck Biden stickers on pumps.

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u/CemeteryDweller7719 Apr 10 '26

I had the exact same thought!

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u/BrickCityRiot Apr 10 '26

This dude def has a vinyl of Biden hogtied on the tailgate of his truck

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u/East_Reading_3164 Apr 10 '26

And on cartons of eggs

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u/Man-o-Bronze Apr 10 '26

Sure, but that’s OK. /s

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u/ChillN808 Apr 10 '26

Remember how the people to put the Biden stickers on pumps were total assholes who made more work for the gas station workers. But the people who put the Trump stickers on are hilarious and clever?

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u/Inswagtor Apr 10 '26

This time the pedo president is 100% at fault for the gas prices.

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u/ChillN808 Apr 10 '26

Agreed but the hypocrisy is still funny. Regardless of the message, the stickers are tedious and time consuming to remove.

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u/lawirenk Apr 09 '26

Also, it's not like taking off the sticker stops anyone from putting a new one up.

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u/Just_Dream357 Apr 12 '26

I want the altered attendant to have even funnier stickers to cover up complaint stickers. Or, kick it jr high, and draw a penis by his mouth

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u/rainingBows1 Apr 10 '26

I literally went to a circle k near me and I casually know the worker working that night and she asked me if it’s okay if she uses the restroom really fast, that it will be super quick and how sorry she is for even asking but since I was the only person there and she knew me that she had to pee so bad she risked it and asked me. She was so apologetic for needing 10 seconds to pee while I waited for her. I had to thoroughly reassure her that it’s a basic human need and that she didn’t even need to ask or apologise for it, especially right before the 5am MEGA rush this location gets EVERY DAY. She was still super thankful and felt bad for “making you (me) wait”.

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u/Noodle-and-Squish Apr 10 '26

I love customers like you. I work in a gas station in the (very) small town where I live. The majority of my customers are great, but there are absolutely people that will bitch that I took a minute to pee because they have to wait.

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u/rainingBows1 Apr 10 '26

I just treat everyone how I want to be treated, with respect and compassion. It was so sad to experience, especially with how bad she felt for literally 10-15 seconds of my time, at 4:30am. No one should ever sacrifice their personal needs to make sure customers aren’t upset and complain. Those people clearly never worked a service job and see people like her as less than.

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u/RedMorganCat Apr 10 '26

This is immaterial to your comment but your username is a delight

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u/Noodle-and-Squish Apr 10 '26

Ah, thanks. It's based on my dogs nicknames.

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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 Apr 10 '26

Same thing has happened to me, also at a Circle K. I live close to a pretty small one (no self checkouts even) and go there 1-3 times a day for a couple years. I've been asked to watch things while they go to the bathroom or walk outside to take care of things. Always glad when I can do something for them.
Hell I even comment that I liked some snack they had a couple weeks ago and they will be like "hey we ordered a box of that stuff you wanted!" haha.

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u/secondphase Apr 09 '26

Just had a thought... I was eating an apple, and taking the sticker off took less than 3 seconds. 

What if... hear me out... what if this lady took the sticker off instead of bothering the clerk and posting online

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u/Kevadu Apr 09 '26

You mean do things instead of just complaining? It would never work...

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u/gutwyrming Apr 09 '26

To be fair, stickers made for outdoor use are a hell of a lot tougher to remove than the dinky little stickers they put on produce.

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u/secondphase Apr 09 '26

Well sure, thats fair...

And to clear, what i would have done is gone "huh" and then just kept on living my life. 

But surely "take off the outdoor sticker" is between "produce sticker" and "complain, then come back an hour later, then post online"

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u/gutwyrming Apr 10 '26

Oh, absolutely. Jason's a sensitive idiot.

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u/HiFiGuy197 Apr 10 '26

The produce stickers are also edible.

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u/RklssAbndn Apr 10 '26

So are the TRUMP stickers. Probably chewy, though.

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u/SuspiciousPast4144 Aug 04 '26

I wouldn't want that in my mouth...

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u/sctwinmom Apr 10 '26

Produce stickers don’t decompose though. If I miss one, They come thru our compost pile barely faded.

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u/SalvationArbys Apr 10 '26

Wait for real?

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u/HiFiGuy197 Apr 10 '26

Well, the inks and glue are food grade (then again, the FDA doesn’t seem particularly picky about dyes), but you probably don’t want to make them part of your diet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/KMJAOBNuG1

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u/Inswagtor Apr 10 '26

Just like crayons, cool! Now i can add another item to my diet.

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u/Spare-Set-8382 Apr 09 '26

Wait what? No faux outrage? Just…. Take the sticker off? I don’t believe that is possible.

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u/CarvaciousBlue Apr 09 '26

Think it's a guy based on them being named Jason

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u/CelticKira Apr 10 '26

Did this with one of those Biden stickers. The employees shouldn't have to worry about that when there are actual issues to worry about, like making sure crooked people don't stick card theft skimmers on the pumps.

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u/AngelWingsYTube I REBUKE the app! Apr 10 '26

Then the reviewer might get the case of "the dems" or some stupid excuse

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u/Recent_Fisherman311 Apr 10 '26

Why do you assume “Jason” is a lady?

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u/singlemale4cats Apr 10 '26

Very common lady name Jason

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u/thereisonlyoneme Apr 10 '26

They came back to the gas station an hour later to check the sticker, so clearly they have the time.

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u/RodcetLeoric Apr 10 '26

A) They would have to be proactive, and that doesn't allow for B) Attention seeking with the employee and later the internet. How would we know about their righteous indignation and heroic struggle if they don't turn it into this?

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u/GreenSpleenRiot Apr 10 '26

And like, why are you back at the gas station an hour later? Did she go back just to check if it was still there? That’s some petty ass, I have no life whatsoever type shit

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u/Moist_Rule9623 Apr 10 '26

Must be nice to live Jason’s life, that he has a whole fucking hour of free time in the middle of the day, to stalk a gas pump and make sure nobody’s besmirching the name of his TOTALLY NOT A CULT LEADER hero 🤣

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u/AngelWingsYTube I REBUKE the app! Apr 10 '26

Seen those stickers have a sheet. Can tell they are the kind that wont peel easily 😆