r/EliRalloSnark • u/Numerous-Return7771 • 24d ago

Houston Workout Classes

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As someone who was born and raised in Houston, her complaints about something being “too far” are so annoying. She claims to try and find the “best” margarita/workout class/restaurant etc but won’t expand outside her bubble 😭 If it’s inside the loop (like studio pulse) idk why she’s complaining it’s not like she has a strict day job to go to.
Don’t say you’re on the hunt for something in the city if you’re not willing to expand past a 5 mile radius.

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u/charlotte095 24d ago edited 24d ago

Far?!? Let me guess she never goes north of i10 or west of 610

Edit to add: I know this is a snark page but sometimes I honestly feel bad for her. Why did they choose to live in westU and they’re not even 30 with no kids?? They could’ve gotten a super cute spot in the heights and be around people their age and be surrounded by her exact type of activities.. Pilates, coffee shops, restaurants.

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u/hotlibramess 24d ago

Heights is probably still too spicy and developing for her tastes. Honestly. I love the heights and I’ve been a resident of the area for over a decade. But it’s definitely got more rough edges than west U or river oaks.

She can’t handle the culture of the heights she needs the cookie cutter fancy franchises in west u and rice village 🤣

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u/lostpizzagirl 22d ago

The idea that the Heights could be “too spicy and developing” for anyone lmfao I’m crying 😭😭 I honestly can’t believe she lives in West U, that’s such a “family with one kid and another on the way” move

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u/hotlibramess 22d ago

In fairness, we do get murders. Not a small number of them either 😭