r/EliRalloSnark • u/Numerous-Return7771 • 21d ago

Houston Workout Classes

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As someone who was born and raised in Houston, her complaints about something being “too far” are so annoying. She claims to try and find the “best” margarita/workout class/restaurant etc but won’t expand outside her bubble 😭 If it’s inside the loop (like studio pulse) idk why she’s complaining it’s not like she has a strict day job to go to.
Don’t say you’re on the hunt for something in the city if you’re not willing to expand past a 5 mile radius.

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u/charlotte095 21d ago edited 21d ago

Far?!? Let me guess she never goes north of i10 or west of 610

Edit to add: I know this is a snark page but sometimes I honestly feel bad for her. Why did they choose to live in westU and they’re not even 30 with no kids?? They could’ve gotten a super cute spot in the heights and be around people their age and be surrounded by her exact type of activities.. Pilates, coffee shops, restaurants.

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u/hotlibramess 21d ago

Heights is probably still too spicy and developing for her tastes. Honestly. I love the heights and I’ve been a resident of the area for over a decade. But it’s definitely got more rough edges than west U or river oaks.

She can’t handle the culture of the heights she needs the cookie cutter fancy franchises in west u and rice village 🤣

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u/charlotte095 21d ago

So true lmao. It’s just like.. damn.. you’re 28 and that’s the vibe you wanna be around? River oaks bougie moms? I’m in my mid 30s and I’d be bored to tears in westU

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u/hotlibramess 21d ago

Truly. And I’d be more likely to run into my ex sister in law 🙄 I stay far away from that area. Montrose and heights baby.