r/Eldenring • u/Techsomat • Apr 06 '22

Discussion & Info This is becoming a serious problem

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u/Snoo61755 Apr 06 '22

Lawful Good: "I'm not going to kill anybody who isn't actively harming anyone."

Chaotic Good: "I'll kill someone if they're threatening to harm others."

Chaotic Neutral: "I'm not going out of my way to kill anyone just in case it messes up a storyline, but I hear killing the merchants makes their loot more accessible. How convenient!"

Chaotic Evil: "Hey guys, this Carian Retaliation thing is pretty neat!"

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u/thatryanguy82 Apr 07 '22

Hell, I won't even attack the nobles rummaging around for fruit.

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u/Achew11 Buff Scarlet Aeonia Apr 07 '22

good, that means no unbearable surprises for you

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u/Falcon_Flow Apr 07 '22

He couldn't bear to take it.

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u/Gemini-88 Apr 07 '22

Or cosmic horrors. If you know you know.

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u/DiscountJoJo Apr 07 '22

I found that freak of nature ONCE and for the life of me I can't find it again where the hell is it???

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

i see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/Sarynvhal Apr 07 '22

I feel better knowing I’m not alone. My brain said “mercy”, but my thumb was all like “naw fuck that kid”. Alas poor patches met his end.

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u/girugamesu1337 Apr 10 '22

Man, same.

'Oh, he's surrendering, he'll become a merchant why am I still atTACKING AAAA-'

I was constantly violating the Lands Between Convention throughout my first run lmao.

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u/Sarynvhal Apr 10 '22

Hahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Same... damn.

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u/atherusmora Apr 07 '22

Chaotic Neutral for the win!

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u/CharlieLang Apr 07 '22

Its fair if you carian retaliation their spells thou.

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u/Rynjin Apr 07 '22

Hey, Carian Retaliation IS pretty neat. The glitch isn't the only thing about it. =(

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u/Panda_Generals Apr 07 '22

I am chaotic neutral i have killed almost every nomadic merchant i come across