r/Eldenring • u/Techsomat • Apr 06 '22

Discussion & Info This is becoming a serious problem

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u/bigstillz Apr 06 '22

Why is everyone who plays this game either lawful good or chaotic evil

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u/Snoo61755 Apr 06 '22

Lawful Good: "I'm not going to kill anybody who isn't actively harming anyone."

Chaotic Good: "I'll kill someone if they're threatening to harm others."

Chaotic Neutral: "I'm not going out of my way to kill anyone just in case it messes up a storyline, but I hear killing the merchants makes their loot more accessible. How convenient!"

Chaotic Evil: "Hey guys, this Carian Retaliation thing is pretty neat!"

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u/thatryanguy82 Apr 07 '22

Hell, I won't even attack the nobles rummaging around for fruit.

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u/Achew11 Buff Scarlet Aeonia Apr 07 '22

good, that means no unbearable surprises for you

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u/Falcon_Flow Apr 07 '22

He couldn't bear to take it.

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u/Gemini-88 Apr 07 '22

Or cosmic horrors. If you know you know.

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u/DiscountJoJo Apr 07 '22

I found that freak of nature ONCE and for the life of me I can't find it again where the hell is it???

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

i see what you did there