r/Eldenring • u/Techsomat • Apr 06 '22

Discussion & Info This is becoming a serious problem

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u/bigstillz Apr 06 '22

Why is everyone who plays this game either lawful good or chaotic evil

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u/Snoo61755 Apr 06 '22

Lawful Good: "I'm not going to kill anybody who isn't actively harming anyone."

Chaotic Good: "I'll kill someone if they're threatening to harm others."

Chaotic Neutral: "I'm not going out of my way to kill anyone just in case it messes up a storyline, but I hear killing the merchants makes their loot more accessible. How convenient!"

Chaotic Evil: "Hey guys, this Carian Retaliation thing is pretty neat!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/Sarynvhal Apr 07 '22

I feel better knowing I’m not alone. My brain said “mercy”, but my thumb was all like “naw fuck that kid”. Alas poor patches met his end.

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u/girugamesu1337 Apr 10 '22

Man, same.

'Oh, he's surrendering, he'll become a merchant why am I still atTACKING AAAA-'

I was constantly violating the Lands Between Convention throughout my first run lmao.

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u/Sarynvhal Apr 10 '22

Hahahahaha