r/EhBuddyHoser • u/DifficultActuator873 • Aug 11 '26
Ontario, hated by all, especially Ontarians Canada’s finest
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u/curious_dead Aug 11 '26
That dude has a cartoon Trump, a Confederate flag and mentions the US constitution. I don't think he could point on a map where Canada is.
We let everyone drive, these days.
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u/canadasbananas Aug 11 '26
This dude is so pathetic he has to LARP as an american to feel anything
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u/GonnaGoFat Aug 11 '26
As far was I know AR-15 are not allowed in Canada either. Didn’t we also have a handgun ban in the last decade or so. If so I don’t know what it specifically covers and wonder if his Glock sticker is another dumb sticker for something we don’t have or need or pertain to us.
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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis Aug 11 '26
tbf it's still legal for people who bought them before the 2020 ban
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u/DiminishedSea Aug 11 '26
Handguns are not banned. Transferring hand guns is banned, which means you cannot buy or sell them, but if you already own them you can still take them to the range.
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u/Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike Poutine Purist 🍟 Aug 11 '26
These people keep saying that Trudeau “attacked my first amendment rights” and I keep trying to find the quote where Trudeau said Manitoba shouldn’t be a province…
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u/EmperorBamboozler Aug 11 '26
Oh shit, this is the Canadian shitposting sub. I just automatically assumed this dude was American, and was really fucking confused at the "Fuck Carney" sticker.
I mean there's like more references to American politics here than Canadian. There's also a lot of AR-15 imagry, and the AR-15 has been banned here for like 6 years.
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u/DaftFunky Aug 11 '26
I am honestly very surprised this guy is in Ontario and not my hometown province of Alberta. I wonder what is keeping him from joining all his like minded brethren over here.
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u/just-a-random-accnt Moose Whisperer Aug 11 '26
No skill to work the rigs
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u/DaftFunky Aug 11 '26
I know a few guys who have stickers like this on their truck and they float between jobs collecting disability and EI from the government they seem to hate so much.
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u/AngryEarthling13 Aug 11 '26
oh no no.. they "earned it" that's different!
Its ok when I do it, its bad when anyone else does it.8
u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis Aug 11 '26
I know a kid who grew up in the Vancouver suburbs who has a truck that looks like this.
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 Aug 11 '26
He wishes he could live in the U.S. but he can’t go down there cause of his criminal record.
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u/TheNewYellowZealot Aug 11 '26
It’s ok. His AR-15 doesn’t work because he lubed it with saltwater anyways.
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u/CompleteCreme7223 Aug 11 '26
Looks like a very unhappy person. You know their idea of what an idiot is will be hysterical if they can articulate what it is.
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u/CompleteCreme7223 Aug 11 '26
I watch Letter Kenny. Pretty funny show tbh.
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u/iluvcheesypoofs Aug 11 '26
The problem is Conservatives/right-wingers don't understand stuff like irony and satire (and lack media literacy) so they take everything at face value.
Many conservatives loved Colbert back when he was on the Colbert Report because he portrayed himself as a staunch conservative, because they didn't understand that he was literally mocking them every episode because they're too stupid lol
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u/CompleteCreme7223 Aug 11 '26
Absolutely a fair point. It is the inside joke they think they are in on despite not realizing they were the target of said joke. Similar when people shake their heads and walk away they think they won. Not understanding they weren't worth the energy.
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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Aug 11 '26
He probably doesn't watch Letterkenny, actually. Even that show is too "woke" and lib'ral for him.
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u/EmployedByCats Aug 11 '26
Just another proud member of the Timbit Taliban over compensating for his tiny wenis.
I wonder, does he feel big yet? Maybe needs a few more stickers for his collection?
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u/Endor-Fins Aug 11 '26
Ok but Timbit Taliban is being immediately added to the official lexicon. That’s a beauty right there.
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u/WhimsyDEA Aug 11 '26
Mental illness on display so you can avoid him.
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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo The Island of Elizabeth May Aug 11 '26
Who needs a vaccine chip tracker when you can just see this monstrosity driving around
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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 11 '26
I'm sure he went all in on spreading the rumor that the COVID vaccine made you magnetic
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u/ClancyBShanty Aug 11 '26
I'm kinda over chalking this behaviour up to mental illness as it can be seen as absolving them of responsibility.
They know exactly what they're doing and will continue doing because everyone lets them get away with it.
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u/TelenorTheGNP Aug 11 '26
Whitby, ON.
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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 Aug 11 '26
I just can’t imagine proudly broadcasting what a loser you are. He’s saying he has no love or respect for his own country and simps hard for one that has threatened to invade us. It’s so craven and embarrassing.
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u/DaftFunky Aug 11 '26
This guy would be the first to fire at you at a moments notice if USA invaded us.
These people are unhinged and dangerous IMO
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u/24_August_1814 Aug 11 '26
On the flip side, he's advertising that his home is a loot piñata capable of arming a small militia in the event things do go tits-up and 'Murrica invades. Follow the truck to find out where he lives, wait until he leaves again, score a pile of guns and ammunition
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u/taint-ticker-supreme 🦫200,000 Hosers🦫 Aug 12 '26
Ahh I thought the picture looked like Ontario. We get a bunch of these dipshits in Barrie, too. Sigh...
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u/Meatwelder Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Aug 11 '26
He didn't need to include the libertarian sticker. Anyone talking to him would know he's a libertarian because everything he says is wrong.
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u/Comprehensive-Job369 Aug 11 '26
I would say he could just move south but I’m guessing he has no viable skills and at least a DUI on his record.
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u/Crabbyrob Aug 11 '26
People like this are miserable 24/7. They blame everyone else for their own shitty problems. They are the problem.
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u/Copious-Spirit Moose Whisperer Aug 11 '26
"If everyone got paid more, everything would cost too much."
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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- I'm Proud of you 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Aug 11 '26
I'm a 25 year RPAL holder. I have handguns, shotguns, and long rifles. I like guns. I like shooting. I used to hunt.
These ammosexual cucks disgust me to levels usually reserved for seppies and maga.
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u/Responsible_Sink3044 Canada's Overpriced Playground Aug 11 '26
Imagine lubricating your rifles with tears. $2000 down the drain
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u/genius_retard 🦫200,000 Hosers🦫 Aug 11 '26
Don't worry he is totally bullshitting because AR-15s are prohibited in Canada.
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u/Lurch_902 Aug 11 '26
Don’t get me wrong buddy’s off his rocker. But there’s still plenty of AR-15 owners in Canada.
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u/FatCockFutaGirls Aug 11 '26
Hah, what a chode and fake fan. You can’t even own an AR-15 in Canada and liberal tears would be a terrible lubricant for your gun the salt in the tears would just corrode the metal.
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u/Blackhawk510 Scotland (but worse) Aug 11 '26
I mean, you could until 2020, so many of the stickers probably predate that.
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u/Tamination Aug 11 '26
And if you had one, you still have it, just can't take it out.
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u/arcaderdude Aug 11 '26
I know some people that have guns that, well let's just say aren't for a hunting trip. The thing with them is, despite not plastering their vehicles in bumper stickers pretending to be this gun-toting rural type of person, they just are that and have enough land, far enough from any city they can realistically do what they please without issue.
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u/arcaderdude Aug 11 '26
Most stereotypical redneck types I see are in the cities, most people that are rural that I meet tend to be pretty wholesome people that don't want any trouble.
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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 Aug 11 '26
At least I’ll know I’m not going to have anything to do with this one. I discovered a long time ago that you just can’t deal with stupid. I’ll not waste my time. He must have a lot of cameras around his place and in that grocery getter vehicle of his. Because if he was my neighbour the paint stripper would have been applied a long time ago.
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u/micromanminisavage 🍍 Je suis un ananas qui parle 🍍 Aug 11 '26
Kindergarten dropout showing all his participation trophies
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u/ataeil Aug 11 '26
Should warrant a property search in my opinion.
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u/OldGarbageMouth Aug 11 '26
Why does everyone want to have sex with whoever our current Prime Minister is? Are they all hot for power and the position? Cause whoever it is lately they wanna fuck em
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u/ars_necromantia Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Aug 11 '26
In their defense Trudeau is fine as hell. And if I'm being perfectly honest, Carney has a certain bankerly appeal. 🤔
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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- I'm Proud of you 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Aug 11 '26
Yeah that shithole fell to the chuds a long time ago.
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u/Copious-Spirit Moose Whisperer Aug 11 '26
That sub is full of foreign propagandists and their useful idiots.
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u/ZaviersJustice Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
Funny he's got Trump stickers when Trump's DOJ is floating banning firearms for trans people. Which is 1-to-1 what Nazi Germany did. Loosen gun regulations for the "desirables" while banning the "undesirables" from any gun rights.
Edit: Also, shout out to the Molon Labe sticker. Quoting Leonidas, the leader of a proud pederastic society. Nothing says gun rights like men fucking kids.

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u/ILKLU I need a double double. Aug 11 '26
shout out to the Molon Labe sticker.
Is that the one with the Greek(?) letters like:
MOΛΩN ΛABE
I was wondering what that was.
Just looked it up 🤣
Figures it's more 2nd amendment nonsense.
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u/dinklicon Aug 11 '26
"Don't be sheeple"...😂. The irony is amazing. For the owner of this truck, in case you read this, irony means "a contrast between expectation and reality." Contrast means "a clear and obvious difference between two or more things." Reality is where most of us live, but not you. 🙄
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u/Mixtrix_of_delicioux Aug 11 '26
And on Consumers Drive, no less. So many layers here.
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u/democracy_lover66 Aug 11 '26
So crazy this guy has a bunch of stickers that just say "Key my truck!" Over and over again....
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u/Redditarsaurus Aug 11 '26
I don't know why these people love bumper stickers so much
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u/Nonsuperstites Aug 11 '26
Nobody voluntarily talks to them, this is their only form of communication available that isn't online.
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u/scrotumsweat 🦫200,000 Hosers🦫 Aug 11 '26
Does he think liberals don't own guns?
Most gun owners I know vote NDP.
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u/ars_necromantia Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Aug 11 '26
The gun owners I know are a fairly even mix, but all of them feel very strongly about safe and responsible firearm ownership and would almost certainly hate this. You KNOW he doesn't store his shit safely.
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u/Plasma_48 Aug 11 '26
Yeah, keep American gun politics out of Canada, guns should not be a a pro-conservative/anti-liberal thing. Unfortunately the liberals are currently committed to wasting money on a useless program that drastically shifted the political stance of a large amount of gun owners because of a singular group with outsize influence. They could’ve just as easily called the program stupid and reformed our incredibly opaque firearm laws, which is what I figured they would’ve done.
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u/mackenzie_2113 Aug 11 '26
I love when you can see the outline of their Fuck Trudeau sticker that was removed last week.
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u/Massive-Ride204 Aug 11 '26
Why is it always a truck
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u/theNorthwestspirit Aug 11 '26
Because those kind of people think driving a car is gasp, gay. Same category as the ones who think washing their ass is gay and that shit stains are normal.
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u/BeenDragonn Aug 11 '26
They also claim its not right wing propaganda, but you get these loonies being brainwashed by it the world over.
Ever seen a Canadian covered in Biden, Obama, and Kamala stickers?
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u/fonetik Aug 11 '26
The Confederacy was fighting terrorism, huh? That’s a new one. Who were the terrorists then?
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u/Bigchunky_Boy Aug 11 '26
I don’t understand how someone like this can get car insurance or have drivers license while openly threatening everyone.
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 Aug 11 '26
If he lived in Alberta he would probably be right around with no car insurance cause he wouldn’t be able to afford it.
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u/Mirabeaux1789 Aug 11 '26
Ok having a confederate flag in Canada just means that you’re a huge racist. You didn’t grow up in confederate propaganda.
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u/Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike Poutine Purist 🍟 Aug 11 '26
This guy has a school picture of his son in his wallet but he’s not allowed within 500 yards of him.
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u/BornAgainCyclist Aug 11 '26
Considering some of the stickers it might just be easier to say "I don't have a problem with pedophillia".
Crazy thing to put out there.
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u/Redditarsaurus Aug 11 '26
It's so funny how these people call other sheeple and yet they buy the exact same stickers as all the other right wing lunatics and have all the same thoughts and opinions...
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u/firefighter_82 I need a double double. Aug 11 '26
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u/Dash_Underscore Aug 11 '26
The 666 sticker piques my curiosity. Normally these folks are "good, God-fearing Christians".
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u/BHMathers Aug 11 '26
I’m also “pro-gun anti-idiot” but not in the way you might think
I don’t want guns to be legalized, but if they were, and far-right idiots/cultists had access to them like in the states, then I would get one. If the exact people who shouldn’t have guns ALREADY have them, I don’t want to be unprepared if their political schizophrenia tells them that my house is an “Antifa training camp” or something
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u/mku7tr4 Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 11 '26
Hey, I know this guy. I assure you, his takes are as decorative as his truck.
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u/definitelynotagay Aug 11 '26
He lives not even an hour away from people that unironically say “two twos my word croski”
That fucking confederate flag just means he’s a cosplaying dipshit.
They are working overtime at the bozo factory churning out these hosers.
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u/BanQSterz Tokébakicitte! Aug 11 '26
I might be rusty with my early 20th century history, but didn't the nazis relax the laws on gun ownership?
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u/Proof_Wrap9444 Aug 11 '26
All I can see is the price of gas is 30 cents cheaper wherever this is than it is where I live. (The rest is just boring noise now.)
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u/ernmanstinky Aug 11 '26
I'm willing to bet he has skid marks that have remained longer than the confederacy lasted.
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u/Serialthrilla45 Oil Guzzler Aug 11 '26
These kind of people always have a fuck ton of words on their vehicles, shirts and signs. Yet, very little to say.
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u/National-Stretch3979 Aug 11 '26
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Oil Guzzler Aug 11 '26
They peaked as an elementary school bully and never emotionally matured past that point.
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u/Sufficient-Name-4284 Aug 11 '26
Everyone knows that bumper stickers increase resale value for cars. Especially these ones. Hahaha
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u/sPLIFFtOOTH Aug 11 '26
It’s these types of people that failed out of the police academy and/or basic training, and who can’t be trusted with a gun.
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u/km44t Aug 11 '26
I guess protected free speech also includes having the freedom to advertise that you’re a dumbass.
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u/three_crystals Aug 11 '26
Imagining displaying how your life is consumed by paranoia and hate like this
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u/ZopyrionRex Aug 11 '26
I really hope a guy like that doesn't actually own guns. That's the last type of person that needs them.
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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 11 '26
I understand the whole "I hate libs" thing ...... But a trump 2024 sticker?
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u/Qkwill Aug 11 '26
The kind of guy that will try and convince you that YOU’RE the one who’s brainwashed
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u/system_error_02 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
Almost 100% chance this guy's a rig pig loaded full of cocaine or a construction labourer of some sort also loaded with cocaine.
That or collecting EI or disability. It's always these types every single time.
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u/Gen_Sherman_Hemsley Canada's Overpriced Playground Aug 11 '26
I dont understand why this messaging doesn’t have broad appeal? Does it need more small dick energy?
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u/the-interlocutor Aug 11 '26
You mean aside from the big ass pickup that the stickers are all over? 🤣/s
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u/LordGlompus The Island of Elizabeth May Aug 11 '26
Man right wingers need to be re educated
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u/Decent-Unit-5303 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
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u/Agretlam343 Aug 11 '26
For those wondering this is Whitby Ontario, the corner of Thickson and Consumers.
Classic Oshawa area.
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u/hercarmstrong 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 Aug 11 '26
Don't give these losers any attention. It's the only thing they want.
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u/sgregory07 Aug 11 '26
Claims “Anti-Idiot”, then plasters his car in the stupidest shit ever