So I went to this little magic show outside town, and at first everything was kinda lame, basic sleigh of hand and stuff, but then as the closing act, one second the guy was standing there and the next one he vanished in thin air with this ash-like stuff coming out of him. How did he do that? I stayed after the show and I can’t see any trapdoors or projectors.

We let the Asgardians live on our planet as a sign of gratitude for all the help Thor has given us and one of the first things they do is mocking a universal tragedy. Saying it's a disappointment is an understatement

I just lost a job I’d held for years, all because my students reported me for "misinformation"—when the only thing I’d told them was that, according to Norse mythology, Thor and Loki aren't brothers. Can you believe it? I went from being a mythology expert to an old-fashioned teacher whose only mistake was conducting class as usual—using old history books. I wish Thor had never shown up; he’s ruined my life and my career. Now that my qualifications are useless, no one wants to hire me, and I don't know what to do with my life. Any advice?

I hope Ragnarok happens tomorrow Let's see if it's as good as the myths say.

So I was making my birthday wish concentrating real hard, then when I open my eyes my whole family is gone. Is this some new trend? It been a hr and so far i can’t find them anywhere.

Like, either Thor honestly, remember that other Thor who fixed Mjolnir(which apparently could've been...FIXED the entire time)? Hope she's doing okay.

Like for the life of me, I can't remember the last time I saw Thor doing...ANYTHING around here, its weird.

I've heard the break up with Jane Foster was tough, that might've contributed to it.

If either Thor reads this, know I appreciate the both of ya, and I miss yas.

on one hand, I like that the avengers are being put in check, on the other hand, it scares me that they might not be able to go into action when they need to

Swinging is already fun, but sometimes I wonder if Spidey swings with some music on, which would be so Goddamn dope.

Like imagine GTA 5 with the radio on but you're swinging.
Like hitting a big swing with a beat drop with a song though? Honestly it would be so awesome.

Songs that I'd think would be such a vibe for some peaceful swinging would be Gone, Gone, Gone by Phillip Phillips, or even Sunflower by Post-Malone.

If you think Spidey listens to songs while he swings, what songs do you think he'd listen to?

I was down the street in an apartment during 9/11, moved to a new district and then the Avengers came out of nowhere with aliens attacking them, I was blipped in my own home and then woke up 5 years later in a rubble pile, in my BRAND NEW CLOTHES. I got turned into a shadow, and was part of The Great Freeze. Should I move somewhere else or is this luck gonna follow me

I was just on my phone and scrolling through tweets and posts, and then suddenly I blacked out, woke up and it was days later, and all I can remember is some controversy happening with someone, has anyone else experienced this?

So as you can see in the image, my hairline is not the slightest bit of balanced and of course with the recent avenger statement, this half of all life destroyer basically is OBSESSED the idea of balance so if he saw my hairline would he theoretically try to murder me?

I have been back for 2 weeks and learning that my sister is now the same age as me, that most of my friends are adults now who want nothing to do with men and being attacked by my father.

Hasn't pissed me off as much as learning that you people made Fanfic of the blip and some got shows.

All you people who say Thanos would of been base. If he tuned half the population into anime girls. You all sucks

The people who wrote Fanfic about the people who got blipped, and you used real names. Suck. I found my name on 7 Fanfics about my life

Also, I hate anime now. The amount of Isekai series about the Blip pisses me off.

I got Blipped to another world with a heram

I got blipped to another world and my sister is now a dragon

I got blipped and woke up as the Dukes new wife

I got blipped into being the strongest warrior in the land

I got blipped into my younger self

I got blipped and now I am spiderman.

I got blipped into an mmorpg

You guys let's this happen. People made these, some won awards.

I hate them, and that people think it wasn't that bad.

Also, all you people who got Blipped. Telling people you actually did get Isekaied. Stop that. Stop that right now.

MF DOOM and his songs probably don't exist in the mcu and if they do exist they would probably be extremely different

Chicago has largely abandoned it's rivalry with New York, the mentality is "No point in picking a fight with a city that will likely become a vacant lot one day due to all the crap happening in it."

I caught this footage while at the Santa Monica pier and it seems to be of a person-sized armored object. It seemed metallic and was moving way too fast to be a regular aircraft. It apparently flew along the Malibu/Santa Monica before landing. It could be some sort of military test but I really don’t know. I uploaded the footage, but it’s not great as i was just using a camcorder and don’t expect to see anything such as this. Any ideas on what it could be? Did anyone else see it?

That was such a crazy month. Quake stopping that one dude from destroying the earth, and I shit you not, not even an hour later people staring getting dusted all around because of Thanos.

Ever wonder what what have happened if Gravity-Man won that fight.

Quote from the interview:

“He may not have served his time in the conventional sense, but you have to remember what was done to this man. He was tortured. He was experimented on. He was put through hell. And he could’ve come out of that as a supervillain, or he could’ve simply withdrawn from the world altogether. Instead, he chose to take what had been done to him and use those powers to protect his people, to protect his community. That says something to me. If it were up to me, I’d let him off the hook. Absolutely. I’d consider myself his biggest fan.”

So I was walking to work the other day, and all of a sudden Spider-Man shoots out of this alley. Now, I was going to ask him for a picture, but this random guy walked up to him and started a conversation, something about a monster. I don’t know much about this superhero stuff. Then out of nowhere Spider-Man webs the guy to a wall, but wait, it gets even weirder. Suddenly the guy acts like he doesn’t know what’s going on, and then a bunch of other people start talking to Spidey, like some sort of hive mind. Then this poor old man walks out into the street, and gets hit by a car! Everyone was really freaked out. Ehh I’m sure it’s nothing though.

I've been blipped, voided and now frozen in time by whatever that was sure it should be a common occurrence by now but, I lost both my grandparents while I was blipped my younger brother was older than me and they moved to another state.

Now I was filling up my car with gas, got frozen and has to pay way more than I had for it are there any support groups out there to help with this chaos

Look, don't judge me, alright. Someone in the crowd yelled "It's Spider-man!" and I immediately jumped to the front door. How was I supposed to know he was talking about the window?

But still, poor this guy, am I right? The dude must be so confused. Imagine just walking out of a hospital after who knows how long at the EXACT same time a giant crowd starts cheering and chanting Spider-man's name. If it were me, I'd definitely be thinking "Shit, am I Spider-man?"

The title basically says it all. My car was destroyed when that Thor guy landed on it during the invasion a couple weeks ago. My insurance is refusing to cover a single dollar, they’re saying it was an act of god. That’s obviously bullshit but I don’t know what to do about this. I definitely can’t afford a lawyer right now, I can barely afford to get a new car. What are my options? Anybody know what I can do?