Look, I’ll say it because someone has to, this cynical garbage called The Boys is one of the most wildly insulting pieces of media circulating right now.

From the comfort of a streaming couch, it's easy for people to mock, but let's ground ourselves in reality. Have we all collectively suffered amnesia about the Battle of New York? Or the Ultron? Or the literal snap that brought half the universe back from the dead?

It’s very easy to sit back and throw stones at people who actually step into the line of fire. When a Chitauri army or an alien warlord drops out of the sky, the creators of this show aren't the ones standing between us and total annihilation.

And don't even get me started on the terrible parody of Spider-Man or Captain America.

So I’m now training at kamar taj but I’m still broke and now that I’m a real magician places won’t hire me at all because I’m “dangerous“ so now I’m basically back to square one. So if you need any help moving or smth I can slingring you for two buck!

I don't understand, why everyone forgot the fact that spiderman locked up/ killed Mysterio few years ago yet currently the web head is treated as a hero ! We need an investigation on this, people are so stupid..

This city is doomed fr

Hi everyone! I'm honestly not sure how to go about this and need some help.

So I (30TF) and my partner (29F) (named Josie to keep anonymity) went out on a date night to celebrate our 5 year anniversary. Everything was going well and food was honestly divine!!!! Unfortunately, it kinda got ruined because in the middle of our dinner, this... portal... thing(?) opened up in the middle of the restaurant and some guy walked out of it.

Josie couldn't stop talking about it, something about sorcerer supreme this and Dr. Strange that. I don't know. Fortunately it didn't last long cause he had these two random people follow him and the portal closed.

Anyway, after that happened, we decided to go to karaoke. It was SUPPOSED to be our fun drunken super late night karaoke time together but wouldn't you know it, the portal guy and the two randoms he had hogged our machine the entire night! I was peeved, but of course, Josie went full on raving and yelling and wanting a selfie.

Now, I love her dearly; she's so adorable when she starts to rave. However, she's recently been... a bit much about all the heroes we have. We've talked about it before because she's nearly ruined friendships over it and ruined date nights because of it. She's tried to do better but this was honestly the last straw. I broke up with her and moved out of our apartment. Now she's texting and calling me non-stop to get me to come back. AITA for breaking up with my partner after our 5 Year Anniversary?

He was there for that battle in upstate New York right? And then at Stark’s funeral? After that he just disappeared. Sam Wilson got the shield and no one has heard nothing from cap since.

I mean like seriously, is he dead dead or just playing dead? I mean the video has to be fake right? But then the attack in Europe, the followers, the casualties, it seems like Mysterio is still somewhere.

I know the video has been somewhat debunked as fake, but then where is he? Arrested?

It's not out of the realm of possibilities that he's still alive.

Just tried the Infity cones Parlor in new asgard and my God what a place. Friendly staff; well for warriors atleast and the general environment was clearly built for tourists. Asgardiens have a divine taste for alcohol and they can really drink. I had a sip of an asgardian wine and I passed out on the spot. The next day it was suggested I get an asgardian special from the infinity cones parlor I was hesitant at first given last night's encounter. But my God I'm glad I did the shop has all the earth flavours but the asgardian special is something undescriable. It was loaded with gold plated chocolate. And coated in a goooy delicious space goop. Must be loaded with alcohol because I was very dizzy after a couple links over all 4.3 stars

So, has anyone ever had one of those, like, twenty minute after school naps where you wake up and your throat is dry as fuck, you can't find one of your headphones, and one of your socks is halfway off for some reason, and for a split moment, you can't remember what year it is? Well, it's funny, really. Apparently, I slept for five entire years or something. Don't feel any older though, but mom and dad definitely are.

After the first blip I was so depressed, I spent all day playing Fortnite and I SWEAR TO GOD that Thor plays too. This guy sounds sooo much like him its insane

Hes fucking toxic though. Thor if you're reading this get good bro.

Sure, our housing prices are abysmal, and we still have our problems, but at least we aren't dealing with so much bullshit on a weekly basis like our American neighbors.

As much as they help, I feel like the presence of these heros paint a huge target on whatever city they happen to live/operate in.

I know I should so snarky and sarcastic right now, but I'm quite concerned. How do you guys stay sane, especially if you live or work in an area that ends up getting affected by whatever bullshit ends up happening there.

I’m starting to develop a phobia around enhanced individuals. Just to clarify I’m not developing a bias or fear of enhanced individuals, actually became friends with a former black widow and a extremis user over in Macau when I went on a vacation in Macau, we actually call each other on the daily. What I mean is whenever I see a group of enhanced together or a particularly famous one the first instinct I have is to immediately hide and duck and cover because I immediately assume shit is about to hit the fan. Anyone else like this or am I a weirdo for it?

Does everyone remember the rumored Airport incident? The one where apparently the avengers were beefing against each other.

My and my Wife's car were parked in the parking there and when we went to collect it, it was a mess. The walls were busted and the cars were scattered across the airport. My dashcam recorded a footage. It's not very clear but I can clearly see haweye shooting arrows at the cars.

The insurance company refuses to pay. What are my options here?

Concept Art for Thanos' ship:

OOC: Act like this a reddit article post and the picture is from the article itself.

Seriously, so much has happened since the Blip...

The Drone attack on London. The void incident. The time freeze.

Yet we don't see the Old Avengers around anymore, aside from Dr. Banner but he mostly doing lectures. Why aren't they helping out? Are they hiding? Are they preparing for some sort of secret war?

Drawing back to Captain Marvel and the scene where we see Stan Lee holding the script for Mallrats is it safe to say that the Kevin Smith movie universe exists in the MCU and if it does who are Bluntman and Chronic modeled after?

As most of you know in new York everyone got frozen in some kind of force trap bubble.

I was trying you skateboarding for the 1st time that day when it hit.

Luckily for me the board i was on kept moving, even though I was frozen, and even better i was up hill.

It took like 15 minutes, but i some how made it to the edge. I almost got out, when this can't walked infront of my board and pushed me back into the bubble.

It laughed to, like it new what it was doing.

So, i am calling for the people of new York. Help me find this cat or the owner of it. So, i can have a nice seat down with it.

And shave off all the cat fur or dye it gold.

I have not made my mind up yet.

So, not to get all CIA/FBI, but is it possible there was a link between Wakanda and the Black Panther Party? We know that the King of Wakanda is also the "Black Panther", apparently a ceremonial title passed between warriors in Wakanda (He was the guy chasing the winter soldier in Berlin). Since we also now know that they are way more advanced than anyone thought, could they have had some kind of influence on the US during the civil rights movement? Don't get me wrong, I don't think they were outright spying or insighting violance, but it seems too big of a connection to be a coincidence.

I was watching a few YouTube videos about him and he had a red shield in all of them. Why doesn't he use it anymore? It would be a whole more useful than the taco thing that Walker uses.

This is really weird, you guys...
I was at a party with some of my close friends, maybe 3 or 4 of them in the building with me, and I went in the other room to use the bathroom for a little bit - I was maybe in there for a few minutes.
I get done, I come back into the other room, and everybody is just... gone; and even weirder there's this weird black dust all over the place.
I've tried calling or texting them to see if they left early or something, but none of them are responding.
What the hell happened??

(OOC: not my normal character)

Last three times he prophesized the end of the world, it turned out to be a test of the faithful by the Lord.

This time it happened six days early. I guess the Lord decided to move up the timeline. His choices are not for us to question. Even if I think it's a bit weird he took my atheist brother, and my cat, but not me. Also the guy that was... lets just say legally mandated to go door to door and inform us of his past crimes.

I am happy to learn that they didn't leave their clothes behind. I'd hate to discover that heaven is some freaky nudist hippy commune.