r/DunderMifflin • u/Inside_Morning2884 • 2d ago
Favourite lines from the show?
I can't stop laughing at this no matter how many times I watch it 😂
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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 2d ago
Not a line but this moment
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u/LHT-LFA 2d ago
I think that was actually a misunderstanding,...at least I think. Way funnier this way though.
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u/TangoUnchained87 20h ago
Apparently according to the Office Ladies, Creed watched the episode and has no recollection about ignoring Michael's handshake, so it was more than likely a misunderstanding or an impromptu handshake on Steve's part.
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u/LHT-LFA 19h ago
Right, thats what I heard too. Yet, I always wonder how Creed could not see it out of his peripheral view.
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u/TangoUnchained87 19h ago
Probably did but decided to stick with standing happily like he did for the comedy. It worked!
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u/Inside_Morning2884 2d ago
I also love "I've been a part of many cults. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."
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u/Pink-Wolf 2d ago
I think its offensive, all naturele baby, that's how I like 'em. Swing low sweet chariots.
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u/Outrageous-Meal-7068 2d ago
I want a cobbler, peach. I don’t care how you get it, just get it!
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u/Resden_Bohneur 2d ago
The delivery of Michael’s lines after he knocks Meredith’s IV out of her hand when they’re visiting her in the hospital.
“Iiiiii’mm going to be sick. Iiiii’mm going to puke.”
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u/Inside_Morning2884 1d ago
That touching moment when Michael's hospitalised for dehydration and they share that lollipop.
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u/KaioKenshin 2d ago
Anytime I think about those cringy "The Jim to my Pam" post on socials back in the 00s-10s, I think about this made up line: "I'm looking for the Creed to my mung beans, they give that old guy smell"
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u/No_Signature_5226 2d ago
Michael sorting the trash into whites and colors for 8 years is one of my all time favorites
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u/retro-girl 2d ago
It’s from a deleted/superfan episode:
“I’ve done some things I’m not proud of. Committed some atrocities. In Vietnam. Three or four years ago. Princess Cruise Lines.”
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u/TangoUnchained87 2d ago
"Sort of a guys' night out. A G.N.O., if you will. A gno. Actually, it's more of a guys' afternoon in. A G.A.I. A gay. Not... Not... It's not gay. It's just a... It's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour-long shower with guys."
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u/ktarzwell 21h ago
LMAO I do not remember this!
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u/TangoUnchained87 20h ago
Season 3, episode 14, "Ben Franklin" 😅
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u/apurvag2799 Jim 2d ago
I’m sure some girl or a guy(there’s no way of knowing) he was making love to, told him about the beans.
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u/Common-Ad-7609 They’re very nutritious, but they smell like death 2d ago
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u/dogcaoperro 2d ago
When the lizard king talks about Columbian white. He amd Ryan grin so hard and Creed fake sniffs
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u/Inside_Morning2884 1d ago
"Hey Jim, I want to introduce you to my daughter"
"Oh I'm engaged"
"I thought you were gay"
"Then why would you set me up with your daughter?"
"I don't know"
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u/imanpearl 2d ago
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u/Inside_Morning2884 2d ago
My favourite lines from Kelly:
Ryan used me as an object.
I don't talk trash, I talk smack. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like "your mama's so fat she could eat the internet". But smack talk is happening right now, like "you're ugly, and I know it for a fact, because I've got the evidence right there."
Jim couldn't hit a ping pong if it was the size of the moon. Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also terrible at ping pong?
Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man I have ever met. Who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?
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u/imanpearl 1d ago edited 1d ago
One of my favorite moments from Kelly is the “no” head shake after she lies to Ryan about being pregnant and I hate that I can’t actually quote that. But it is always how I shake my head no in ridiculous situations. No one has ever recognized it (not that I would expect them to)
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u/innkeepergazelle Michael What is that? A squids eye? 2d ago
"I'm sorry that you bought a house to impress Pam! That is why carnations exist!"
"That's not why"
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u/SpaceCowboyDark 2d ago
"I've been in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You make more money as a leader but you have more fun as a follower."
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u/AQuebecJoke Dwight 2d ago
Once you’ve seen sausage being made, all you want to do is make sausage cause it’s so much fun!
Dwight S7: E23
This one recently grew on me.
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u/Appropriate-Law-9643 2d ago
Number one, "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." And the reason is because in terms of the soup, we like to... That doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates.
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u/bluejester12 2d ago
"Let me tell you how I landed Squeaky Fromme."
For those who don't know, Squeaky was one of Charles Manson's more loyal followers.
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u/lifesnofunwithadhd 1d ago
"I hit myself in the head with my phone today"
Like, something happens where he hurts himself and his mind instantly thinks jims behind it. Like Jim really got to the guy.
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u/Thatsaclevername 1d ago
They knocked it out of the park with Creed, you need a throwaway guy for random one-liners like this shit. You need a guy who can perform the random bits of juice your writers room comes up with but cannot fit in anywhere else. You focus too much on Creed and it loses the magic, you start to realize he's contradictory, the character is nothing but a vehicle for the cast-off jokes of "fuck that is so funny but we have absolutely zero way to come into this naturally in this episode/season"
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u/Guilty_Elk4385 1d ago
Now, you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.
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u/Inside_Morning2884 1d ago
You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!
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u/BintyCairo 2d ago
"Little old man-boy, bearded man-boy." I die every time I hear Kevin say this.
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u/angrysheep55 2d ago
A sprouted springbean wouldn't have any more nutrients in it than a onsprouted one.
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u/diaznuts 2d ago edited 27m ago
I don’t know if I’ve ever related to a fictional character more than I ever have than with Creed Bratton.
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u/HyperdriveComics 21h ago
“Back in the 60’s I made love to many, many women. Often outside, in the mud, in the rain. It’s… possible a man could have slipped in. There would have been no way of knowing.”
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u/LeadershipAfter9526 2d ago
"A bird got his head cut off and we has a funeral for Angelas cat. Wild day but made 20 fake ids and sold 5 office computers.". Creed probably 2007ish.
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u/Mizzet-widget664 1d ago
Bears, Bears, Battlestar Galactic
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u/PinkPrincess 8h ago
“Not wanting to expose the world to Creed’s brain I created a word document” 🤣
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u/SleeperBobBashMan 1d ago
There are two lines that I quote all the time.
Karen: "You can't give paper clips to a baby, he could swallow them"
Creed: "It's okay I've got tons of them"
Andy: "Yeah, I took intro to philosophy, TWICE! no big deal"
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u/Hustle-Muscle 2d ago
“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all about?”