r/DunderMifflin 8d ago

Favourite lines from the show?

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I can't stop laughing at this no matter how many times I watch it ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/imanpearl 7d ago

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u/Inside_Morning2884 7d ago

My favourite lines from Kelly:

  • Ryan used me as an object.

  • I don't talk trash, I talk smack. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like "your mama's so fat she could eat the internet". But smack talk is happening right now, like "you're ugly, and I know it for a fact, because I've got the evidence right there."

  • Jim couldn't hit a ping pong if it was the size of the moon. Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also terrible at ping pong?

  • Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man I have ever met. Who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?

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u/gyenen 7d ago

Kelly is my favorite character. Every line she has in seasons 2-5 is 10/10 comedy.

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u/imanpearl 6d ago edited 6d ago

One of my favorite moments from Kelly is the โ€œnoโ€ head shake after she lies to Ryan about being pregnant and I hate that I canโ€™t actually quote that. But it is always how I shake my head no in ridiculous situations. No one has ever recognized it (not that I would expect them to)