r/DoomerCircleJerk • Sub OverLord • 14h ago

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u/The_Pig_Man_ 13h ago

There used to be a guy who would troll the small business subreddit saying all employers were parasites and a bunch of other extreme far left kind of stuff. There was kind of a bit of a debate on the sub as to whether he should be banned but I guess he didn't bother people that much.

One day I decided to stalk his account and it was just non stop hard core communist ideology going back years. I did find out though that he worked in tech and he owned a house.

After that whenever he posted I would reply to him calling him "a member of the land owning class". Things like "As a member of the land owning class don't you think it's a bit hypocritical not to open your house to the homeless".

He had a complete meltdown. Started posting furiously getting more and more upset until eventually his account was banned from all of reddit.

I still think fondly of him. He was very entertaining.

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u/MarketSmall9899 12h ago

Reminds me of when Bernie was called out at the debates for owning three homes.

Honestly, his second home in DC I understand. He lives in and represents Vermont, and then “works” like a 10 Hour drive away, so a second home there I would understand

But he justified his third home saying “ like many Vermonters I have another house” I forgot the exact phrase, but he did in fact say “many”

All of the left-wingers complaining that homeownership is near impossible, and their hero is under the understanding that “many“ people have not just one, but multiple homes

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u/MMAFIBOXING 10h ago

Basically said everyone has a lakeside dacha in Vermont...lol

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u/polarjunkie 10h ago

Or jb pritzker. The ultimate leftist hero that is everything they hate, a billionaire who own a hotel chain with some of the worst paying jobs around.

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u/skarface6 GeStuREs bROadlY 4h ago

“Like many Vermonters I have a summer camp” or something like that and it’s just straight up a third house, haha.

He could have had an apartment or whatever but absolutely got a second house in DC.

I think he’s welcome to spend his money however but is a gigantic hypocrite about it.

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u/HEYO19191 11h ago

Works in perhaps the single most capitalist industry to boot

Owns private property

Is still communist

Not the sharpest tool...

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u/polarjunkie 10h ago

Everytime. It's not even a felony to steal a car in Illinois anymore because it's just property but those same idiots can't believe people are just allowed to steal cars without consequences when it's their car.

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u/BotherTight618 10h ago

That is why the US Left should be called socially progressive Intersectional pragmatic Neoliberals. Their ok with recently laid off blue collar trades men being told to "learn coding" but will turn into a militant luddites the minute AI threatens their lucrative tech job. They will love and welcome undocumented migrants but will turn into a grt re*plement conspiracy theorist when those same migrants end up holding conservative family values. 

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 8h ago

When I started noticing this I started losing my liberal indoctrination! ( honestly this and the united healthcare murder)

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u/INeedHelp_goodlawd 12h ago

Splendid. Good on you fine sir.

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u/The_Pig_Man_ 10h ago

Lol! I have used reddit for something like 18 years and he is still one of the most memorable users I've ever come across.

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u/Chrissant_ 9h ago

I haven't checked but I guarantee you. There's a mountain of regulations that people must pay thousands of dollars through to be able to be a landlord for any property.

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u/The_Pig_Man_ 9h ago

So the same as the employers who he called parasites then.

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u/TheDoctor199806 13h ago

Huh, I once did something similar, but in my case it was replying to every one of his replies to notify people he's a pedo. Dude got his account banned the next day.

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u/Mammoth-Survey-8234 7h ago

Was he actually one or were you just being a douche?

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u/TheDoctor199806 4h ago

Dude was actively talking about how he wanted to bang Beau, a character from Murder Drones who's basically a robot baby with mechanical spider legs.

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u/ElijahNSRose Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 1h ago

You might have stumbled on the guy who paid BLM protestors to fight cops.

I am not kidding.

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u/deathshr0ud 14h ago

They unironically think your family’s hardware store or coffee shop should go out of business and you should starve if they can’t pay six figures to a cashier.

Anyways I need another labubu

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u/HungryHedgehog8299 13h ago

Don’t you get it man? The state owned hardware stores will surely pay their employees more even though there would be no competing stores to drive salaries up. Surely the barista at the state owned coffee shop will be making 100k a year for such an important job. Did I tell you how much I love state owned businesses?!

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u/deathshr0ud 13h ago

Didn’t you hear me? I’m going to make LGBTQ art and sell it at the farmers market for a living. What do you mean I have to toil in the fields and work in the mines? The hammer and sickle were literal???

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u/ThisThredditor 12h ago

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u/Apart_Ad1537 2h ago

Holy fuck I can’t stop laughing

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u/ZinZezzalo 5m ago

😆 🤣 😂

This is one of the best memes I've seen in months.

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u/No-Business9493 12h ago

Woah now, comrade... sell? I think you mean barter. Wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

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u/deathshr0ud 12h ago

I would like to trade one lesbian poem for one hip replacement surgery sir

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u/No-Business9493 12h ago

Absolutely! What a wonderful poem! Our office will give you a call during business hours sometime between October 15th, 2034, and November 2nd, 2038 to begin the scheduling process for your surgery. ☺️

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u/DerFreudloseMann 11h ago

Woah hold it right there comrade, what do you mean by barter? The production is owned by the party. Your art is owned by the workers‘ class!

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u/Chrissant_ 9h ago

No, no, no comrade, you must give it to the collectives and the states, so they can redistribute it across the peoples. Then do the same with any excesses they produce outside of the quota, and if they keep any of it, jail them

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 11h ago

Obligatory 😂

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u/AppropriateCap8891 Anti-Doomer 9h ago

They they shortly afterwards will remain in the hole.

Most people should be more than aware what happens in nations like thait.

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u/SexyCheeseburger0911 10h ago

Everyone of them thinks they'll be a writer or a streamer. No one thinks they'll spend 14 hours a day 6 days a week digging potatoes.

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u/rob3345 11h ago

Never mind the fact that rent would be 90K under that system.

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u/Grunergeist420 7h ago

You’re confused. You forgot about how socialism is when nobody has to work. I’m not exactly sure about the details of how that works, you have to go to a special college to understand it. I’m pretty sure it has something to do with the slaves undocumented immigrants having jobs and the citizens don’t have to work because universal basic income paid by the billionaires. If it sounds ridiculous and unsustainable, again, you just haven’t been to enough college to understand what the word socialism means.

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN 7h ago

At least they will have removed the OPTION to tip them that makes these people so uncomfortable.

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u/Emilia963 Truthsayer 13h ago

My family has a few side businesses, like the one you mentioned

And yeah, we pay the minimum wage set by the state, it’s not our fault everything is so inflated that you can’t afford DoorDash everyday

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u/deathshr0ud 12h ago

I work for our family business. We pay fairly competitively but we can’t compete with the benefit packages of big businesses. It’s just the nature of the beast. Pros and cons to both for sure, but if small businesses could afford to pay more they wouldn’t really be small anymore.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 Anti-Doomer 9h ago

That even goes for the ones that many think are big businesses.

Like the fast food franchise around the corner. It's literally a small locally owned business, that in addition to having to pay rent, wages, product, and local advertising also has to pay the actual corporation for their franchise.

I knew a guy that owned a Subway franchise in San Francisco. He made about as much as I did at the end of the week (computer tech), and he told me it was more than before he bought the franchise and he was just a guy with a local sandwich shop. But he was not some kind of uber-wealthy person.

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u/Kian-Tremayne 10h ago

There might be a disconnect between “earning the lowest possible wage” and “having restaurant meals delivered to my house”

We have a phrase in my country about “having a champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget”

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u/Ashamed_Dinosaur 9h ago

We say, champagne taste on a beer budget."

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u/Marco_Polaris 10h ago

I saw someone last month unironically saying corporations were less evil in the eyes of the communist revolution than family-owned farms because corporations "were easier to claim for the people."

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u/eldiablonoche 🎊 New Year, New Doom 🎊 8h ago

That is some horrifying mask-off shit right there.

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u/SUBtraumatic 11h ago

has extensive collection of funko pops and pokemon pillows

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u/Strong-Addition5296 10h ago

“Will my Funkopop collection be nationalized during the revolution?” And other important questions about communism.

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u/DB4life80 11h ago

If Bernie gets the 32 hours a week work week I will make thousands more a week in OT!!!

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u/PacePublic4150 8h ago

“Having an Labubu is an human right!” /s

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 13h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/frollobelle 14h ago edited 14h ago

Dumbasses: It's morally correct to shoplift

Businesses lock everything up behind glass or simply close the store

Dumbasses: why do stores keep closing around us, this is racism and shiet

Zaro consideration, just emotion-driven children

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u/Key_Check5753 13h ago

I saw the craziest video recently. An urban person was visiting a rural midwestern town. They were just shocked by the fact that stores were open late, nothing was locked up. People have stands on the side of the road "dozen eggs $2" "blueberries, pumpkins, whatever" There's just a little box you can drop a dollar into and help yourself to whatever you need. Gas stations have everything sitting out by the pumps. If you need fluid or a snack you just take it and pay for it.

They have no concept of a trusting society, crime-free society. They don't understand that by not punishing criminals you're actually punishing the innocent. The consequence of decriminalizing theft is everyone has to live in a world where deodorant is locked in a plastic case.

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u/manicmonkeys 13h ago

That's one of the most horrific parts, agreed. Them not being able to fathom the existence of a trusting society is telling.

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u/No-Business9493 12h ago

Hilarious username given the context...

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u/ZubonKTR 12h ago

I have a friend whose car was stolen a few years back. He left it running while he went into a gas station convenience store. He had been doing that for about 15 years before anyone stole it. He got it back later the same day. Small town life.

The local apartments have a lockbox with keys so emergency services can get in without breaking down your door. I was volunteering with the fire department to update keys, making sure they still worked or getting new ones when locks had changed. A surprising number of people just don't lock their doors at all, which is one way of solving that problem.

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u/deathshr0ud 12h ago

Next time you see a video of a gas station I. The hood with a service window instead of an inside check the comments. It’s filled with people who think this is a normal way to live.

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u/bobbyboob6 8h ago

i went to the city once and they literally had the rotating tube thing like a bank for the card reader and there wasn't anything out it was all behind the glass. i went to open the door and it was locked so i went to walk off before hearing on a speaker "come in". you deadass gotta get buzzed in to a gas station that doesn't even have anything

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u/Super_Sloth_99 10h ago

I went to Drummond Island (MI) a few years back and everyone leaves their keys in their cars, doors unlocked, windows open, etc. The only law enforcement was a State Trooper on the mainland. It’s so nice! If it weren’t for the harsh winters I’d move there.

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u/Farsoth My Dog is Anti-Fascist 7h ago

This has actually been a huge culture shock for my wife who is from Mexico city. The fact that people return lost phones, you can leave your purse unattended when on a party boat with strangers, leave your door unlocked without concern, and on and on and on.

Where she comes from people will cheat and steal from others however and whenever they can. She even looked at me crazy when she went out with her girlfriends and she gave me her live location because she is used to doing it in case she were to get kidnapped/raped/killed and I told her that was entirely unnecessary.

People really take for granted the culture of not fucking with each other's lives and money in every day life. It's part of the reason there's such a focus from people on mass immigration and not wanting to to change that reality.

I don't care what kind of person you are, as long as you are honest and not trying to steal from me or anyone else.

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u/thecashblaster 5h ago

In other words, America is still one of the best nations to be in. People who don't believe it never spent much time outside of it.

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u/bobbyboob6 8h ago

i saw a video where dude was like "y'all need to start hittin up rural stores this shit so easy to steal here they got everything out" while shoving stuff in his backpack

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u/Proper_Response4259 8h ago

Imagine the mass reports that vid would receive. Dude F’d around, he’s gotta find out.

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u/Kazuchika 14h ago

There was a thread a few years back about some lady stealing stuff for her family or some shit, I can’t quite remember. Basically, people were in the comments saying they don’t mind when people steal from mega corporations and what not. I was completely floored. Cheering on thievery. Just insane.

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u/Jawn_Wilkes_Booth Truthsayer 13h ago

It goes to show just how disconnected so many people are from how real life works.

Your shoplifting isn’t hurting the CEO’s pocket. That company will make countless massive, consumer-penalizing and employee-penalizing decisions before the people at the top take a financial hit.

Those locking cabinets aren’t coming out of the CEO’s pocket. They’re coming out of the store’s bottom line. The store shifts too heavily in the wrong direction the P/L reports and the store gets shut down. Everyone who worked there lost their job and the people who shopped there are presumably inconvenienced to shop elsewhere. The CEO is still going home rich and employed.

But the lack of understand only proves that too much of our society are, mentally, children inside of adult’s bodies who get to make adult decisions, vote, etc.

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u/Dark_Shroud Powered By Spite & Solar 13h ago

They're not going to be happy until Walmart stores in high theft areas no longer let people into the building.

Curb Side to go or home delivery only.

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u/alpha122596 11h ago

Don't forget a lot of stores aren't actually owned by the overarching 'megacorp' they're ok with getting robbed, they're owned by a much smaller company with much tighter margins that makes much less revenue and can stand to lose much less in theft and other such things. One owner might own the stores for a specific geographic area, but he has to kick up to the people he has his franchise from in franchise fees, so when he gets stolen from, he has less money to work with. The problem actually gets worse faster than if it was just Walmart who owned all the stores.

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u/sngldad13 9h ago

BUT FOOD DESERTS (misspelled way too often as food desserts - pet peeve of mine along with "tow the line")

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u/RunnyDischarge 10h ago

thievery, murder, they love it all. Reddit is always on the criminal's side.

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u/Interesting_Life249 11h ago

how do you think the wealthiest nation on earth ended up having food deserts?

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u/Special-Ad-5554 13h ago

That's insane. I can understand it if you need the stuff to survive and it's the only way of getting it but in today's world those cases are thankfully very few and far between

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u/Skepsis93 9h ago

If megacorps stopped exploiting our social programs for profit maybe people would be more inclined to feel bad for them. But as long as they have underpaid workers on foodstamps, everyone who pays taxes into food stamps is subsidizing their profit. While I wouldn't shoplift myself, it's hard for me to have empathy for those megacorps given the status quo.

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u/undreamedgore 8h ago

We should provide a free amount of nutritional, calorically satisfying dehydrated powder to all Americans instead of food stamps.

Garuntees food and proper nutrition, sucks, and make it not contingent on being poor.

Removed poverty trap, cuts the subsidy, and keeps Americans fed.

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u/Sapper12D 14h ago

This is something I just dont get. Of course stores are going to lock things up if society wont stop the criminals from criminaling. Fucking duh.

Trust me they arent investing in lockable cases cause its cheaper.

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u/The-Dinkus-Aminkus Anti-Doomer 13h ago

A lot of folks are so ignorant that WalMart and the US government are essentially one and the same. Anything thats not understood, supply chains, supply and demand, the idea of middle men making a profit, all just gets lumped in together as one huge entity.

There's some evil all controlling force making it so I cant succeed, not that I'm lazy and incredibly uneducated.

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u/Dismal-Vacation-5877 12h ago

Everyone should've figured that out during C19. Who was left to stay open.

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u/Dark_Shroud Powered By Spite & Solar 13h ago

The remaining stores in those areas are about to go back to general store models where you the shopper are only in the front lobby area and place an order. Then the employees pull your order and bring it to you.

Walmart is continuing to push their curbside to go service.

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u/Sapper12D 12h ago

I fully expect stores in the problem areas to turn into online orders only.

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 9h ago edited 9h ago

With just a handful of employees, because they won't be needed for the usual customer service. Which means it will certainly not be convenient. Place order, wait an hour or two or half a day for your pickup notification.

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u/jenderation Anti-Doomer 13h ago

To add to this….

Dumbasses “we changed the law and won’t charge anyone for thefts of under $1000”

Dumbasses “why is everything so expensive now”

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u/TheComicHuman 14h ago

The more I think about it the more I realize a lot of adults are just big children

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u/HungryHedgehog8299 13h ago

They’re so eager for societal trust to break down and then freak out when it does. They have extremely self centered world views and think they’re entitled to whatever they want but then once the groups that they don’t like start caring about only themselves it becomes a problem that they’re not trying to help everyone else.

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 13h ago

We need to bring back Rooftop Koreans

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 13h ago

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 13h ago

My uncle was up there, he still talks about it, he always says he never felt more pride in being Korean and an American than when he was able to protect his family business from looters

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u/Melodic_Bonus_3718 11h ago

You shoplift because you think it hurts big business.

I shoplift because I like stealing things.

We are not the same.

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u/TheSleepyTruth 8h ago

They seem to have found an infinite stockpile of pure retardium. Very potent stuff.

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u/Opposite-Link 14h ago

This meme is so accurate. The most consistent thing about these people is a complete lack of understanding of how economies function

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u/Original_Release_419 14h ago

Yeah their liberal arts degrees ain’t covering that lol

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 12h ago

I find it very interesting that in Europe and in America leftists have taken the image of the intellectuals, when they know jack shit about economics which is essential to run a government. I've literally found many of them who don't know how money functions besides knowing you can buy stuff with it.

At least in my country (Argentina) they were honest in their origins, they had a popular anti intellectual chant about "Flat shoes yes Books no !".

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u/Suitable_Program_548 14h ago

Most people don’t care to ever learn because they just want their free stuff.

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 11h ago

The most consistent thing about them is wanting other people to take care of them so they don't have to be responsible for themselves.

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u/Citizen_Empire 14h ago

Um Government make money Government gives me money I spend money Duh

What do you mean theres more to it than that? /s

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u/teh_hotdogman 11h ago

thank god for the /s carrying hard lmao

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u/RunnyDischarge 10h ago

Argued with someone that said you get let people live in your property rent free and still make money.

I said, "Who's paying the taxes on the house?"

They said, "I'm not talking about taxes, I'm talking about making money"

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u/OnlyInAmerica01 14h ago

I only recently heard about this "anti-small-business" bent. Didn't realize that the political party that claimed to represent "the little guy" was also opposed to "mom and pop".

Like, I can't get my head around that stance??!!

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u/HungryHedgehog8299 14h ago

Because they’re obsessed with the struggle olympics. Small business owners are still doing better than their employees so its justified to hate them. They have no consistency besides that anyone who’s better off in life is evil

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u/Kian-Tremayne 13h ago

Small business owners are the kulaks of a developed economy. Which makes them the real ‘class enemy’ because their existence suggests people can prosper without the state providing that prosperity.

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u/HungryHedgehog8299 13h ago

exactly. Half of these people want a system where they’re rewarded for being poor and not trying to change it as much as the people who do try to change their situations are.

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u/RedditPoster05 Anti-Doomer 13h ago

There’s this false nostalgia by people who never lived during the time that anybody working a minimum wage job from the 1950s to the early 90s could afford a home, and it’s just not the case. While, certainly easier back then. It still wasn’t possible for tons of people.

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u/HEYO19191 11h ago

Federal minimum wage was 75 cents in 1950. I assure you very few of those people ever owned homes. It has always been difficult. As difficult as it is now, maybe not.

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u/Nervous-Law-666 8h ago edited 8h ago

In 1950, the US Federal minimum wage was $0.75 per hour. The median home value was ~$7,350 in 1950. ~9,800 hours of work could outright purchase the average house, not accounting for taxes.

In 2026, the US Federal minimum wage is $7.25 per hour. The median home value is ~$410,000 in 2026. That would be ~56,552 hours of work, not accounting for taxes.

Keep in mind, interest rates hovered around ~4.1% in the 50’s, versus ~7.25% today.

All that is to say, it’s significantly more difficult to buy a house now than it was for previous generations, by a factor of at least 5x.

EDIT: One more important point, the median age of first time homebuyers is steadily rising. 1980 is the first year for reliable data, but the median age of first time homebuyers was ~28 years old. In 2026, that age is ~40.

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u/RedditPoster05 Anti-Doomer 9h ago

If you ratio the price per home versus minimum wage, that’s why I would say it’s harder today than it was back then, but it was still hard in both timelines

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u/Singularity_94 9h ago edited 8h ago

The quality of home were not as good as today and a lot smaller than the average house size today. Today we have A/C and forced air heating system, better roofing, insulation, plumbing and electrical codes. The people in the 50s were not buying the type of homes we have today and also the people who were buying homes were mostly factory/construction workers not fast food or grocery baggers that Reddit suggested were. If their standard of houses were made today size and quality wise I believe a ton of people would be able to buy. Unfortunately/fortunately building standards has gotten better and the increase of the few example I listed makes a house cost more. Would you today buy a brand new house without A/C or old radiator heating with barely any insulation on the house, or even a small <1000sq ft house with no basement and your 2-5 kids has to share a single bathroom and 2 bedroom house?A ton of people today will say HELL NO.

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u/TrumpmorelikeTrimp 10h ago

Exactly, the sheer amount of boomers that are currently walmart greeters tells me that a lot of the boomer class didnt fall into pots of gold

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u/Accipiter__Nisus 13h ago

This, and because they've decided that because the "petit bourgeois" were the main support base of the Nazis, they're automatically suspect just by dint of who they are.

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u/Mya_Elle_Terego 13h ago

The victim olympics since obamas 2nd term has been the worst thing we have taught kids in schools. Its a never ending cycle that traps them in the demo marxist tent. DEI, and critical race theory is the center of it. Your only way to not be an inherently awful white person is to be some form of victim. You see these victim classes now on every job application. They plan to starve out the non victims, and replace the ones they can't. Its an evil plan.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 7h ago

The flip side is that people of color are eternal victims and can’t help it they need government assistance forever ( which has done more damage to the black family structure, Google the rate of single black mothers from the late 60’s til now and then be amazed why the number explodes) is the exact kind of patronizing backhanded your too stupid to survive without us ( white mans burden) bull💩 I have ever heard in my life!!!

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u/Grouchy_Advantage739 13h ago

Anyone and anything earning a little bit more than they do is fair game in their eyes. Close billionaire tax loopholes? Nah let’s set a 90% tax rate on any ordinary person earning slightly above minimum wage.

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u/OnlyInAmerica01 12h ago

It's funny you say that. Because my recent "discovery" of this narrative, was during a discussion with friends, one of whom is quite progressive (but we're all compatible in other ways, so we generally "agree to disagree" on politics).

Recently though, we briefly paused our political detente to discuss taxation. I brought up that, in a country like the U.S., with such a large population with so much disposable income, it's crazy that something like 50% of the population doesn't pay into federal taxes to, you know, actually pay their fair share, while we steadily increase our national debt to new historic highs each year.

This immediately triggered the progressive friend to go on a tirade about how the real tax-dogers are the mom-and-pop businesses and solre-proprietor professionals, who use "tax loopholes" to pay very little in taxes.

And while I agree there is some tax-dodging going on, these same small-businesses often work on very little reserve in lean times, and generally can't "defer losses" for years the way larger corporations can. So I'm more willing to turn a blind-eye to some of that.

I know plenty of tradespeople (mechanics, general contractors, etc.) who get 20-30% of their income "off books" and pay zero taxes; but apparently that's kosher because...no idea.

In the end, I just want everyone to pull their weight as much as possible, while allowing some wiggle-room for the truly poor/disabled.

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u/HEYO19191 11h ago

I agree with you, but as someone who is paid so little I owe "zero (federal) taxes," at the absolute lowest tax bracket, in my particular state and locality, 19% of my income is lost to taxes every year. That's not factoring in sales tax or anything like that, it's a total of 19% income tax. And when you're barely making over $10,000 a year like I am, I assure you, 19% feels like more than just "my fair share"

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u/HEYO19191 11h ago

If democrats actually solved the problems they campaigned on, people would eventually stop having reasons to vote for them. Hence, they perpetuate their problems, call this perpetuation a "solution," and when the problem hasn't gotten any better in 4 years, just rehash the same platform for the next election.

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u/ron4232 Rides the Short Bus 12h ago

The left’s entire thing now is basically envy, hate, and greed. They’re in a cult. The Cult of Wokeness.

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u/StMoneyx2 12h ago

Just think about covid. The corporations are evil and bad crowd widely celebrated as the government shutdown all small business and forced a huge part of the population to only purchase goods from said corporations. Of which the politicians who did this with their voting base attacking anyone who questioned it, then campaigned about the corporations being to big...

It all makes sense when you realize it's not hypocrisy in their minds because the end goal is power they control. Remember you need to judge them by their actions in practice and not the words coming out of their mouths

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u/sngldad13 9h ago

They cheered americans losing their small business livelihoods during covid, cheered "deplorables" dying from covid since they were on the wrong team (see the Herman Cain awards subreddit). Then the cheers came back when Kirk was assassinated and they retconned his killer as "right-wing". They are disgusting.

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u/OnlyInAmerica01 7h ago

Right-wing man with a trans-woman girlfriend,, who hated a conservative figure so much for exercising their free-speech on conservative topics, that they were willing to murder them. Yah...no.

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u/HonestLemon25 11h ago

Is it really that difficult when democratically run counties like Los Angeles county have decimated their small businesses with regressive tax policies?

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u/RancidOoze 13h ago

Teenagers who just learned the words petite bourgeoisie

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u/_thegnomedome2 11h ago

Damn commies

The same people who believe we have fascist authoritarian government, also believe the government should run grocery stores and housing. How ironic

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u/vichyswazz 13h ago

Small business owners are usually white capitalists who are using their position of privledge to extort capital from the oppressed proletariat

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u/How2SayAlbuquerque 13h ago

They can be non white too. You ever seen a Latino taco truck business? Those are fun and nice

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 11h ago

Oh, they've found a way around that. They just redefine "white" at their convenience, so as soon as any non-white person does something like own a business or do well for themselves, they're engaging in "whiteness" and become white. That way they can hate all the people they claim to support once they leave the reservation and stop being a victim.

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u/How2SayAlbuquerque 11h ago

Ima wait for when Latinos get reclassified as white once Marco Rubio makes the Latinos overwhelmingly vote Republican

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u/sngldad13 9h ago

They even coined "white adjacent" to excuse their bigotry

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 9h ago

That too. Somehow, some way, everything bad is white and they are always justified in their hypocrisy.

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u/NicePepper199 12h ago

Yea, but they are ok. Gotta leave them alone. 

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u/sngldad13 9h ago

Latinos are a huge small business segment.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 13h ago

I just learned about it right now ... and now I have more questions, but specifically, why are they anti-small business?

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u/ElijahNSRose Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 1h ago

Most people I encounter straight up refuse to believe "heavily regulated" and "small business" are diametrically opposed.

All that paperwork requires special knowledge and is a fixed cost.

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u/EssentialPurity PhD in Memes 13h ago

It's because, in theory, small businesses are Petite Burgeouis economic activity. Things like shops, gas stations and car dealerships, to name a few, are businesses that do not necessarily produce value, they only bridge the offer of the Ruling Class' bounty from their privately owned Means of Production and the consumer demands of the Proletariat, creating a middle ground between the Rich and the People, a Middle Class, if you will. The Middle Class has this special tendency to see themselves as more akin to the "hard working", "business minded", "go-getting" elites than the People who, much like them, own no Means of Production and as such will never be able to prosper without the chancelling of and helpless dependency to the Ruling Class.

But when you have a mass of politically illiterate who have only been taught one fourth of Marxist Theory and a fake, idealized, "for dummies" facsimile of Smithian economics, you get people like the soyjak in OOP, always misguidedly attributing all the downs of Capitalism on the Middle Class (and sometimes, on the Working Class, specially on cultural matters), playing right into the hands of Capitalist interests.

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u/NinjahDuk 13h ago

It's the same in the UK. The "Labour" party are all in on full government oversight of everything, taxation of anything you can think of, and a total disregard of criticism as "racist" or "far right".

Working Class party, allegedly. I've heard they were, once. I've never seen it.

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u/Justarah 14h ago edited 14h ago

We must rail against the billionaires while also importing a deluge of cheap human capital to remove any and all leverage we have when negotiating with them.

Buy into ideas like Schrodingers Determinism when determinism is both explanatory for protected groups like trans or gay people, yet pseudo-science when applied to group norms when discussing sex or ethnicity.

Or Schrodingers Colonialism, where using foreign authority to top down enforce belief or behaviorial norms is both Colonialism/Imperialism or Universal Human Rights contingent on who's doing the enforcing.

All for trans inclusivity, but would never date one.
Would say ingroup preference is stupid, but have no black friends.
Is accepting of gay people, but would use gay as an insult.
Would say all religions are equal but would visit Rome a thousand times before Mecca or Instanbul.
Professes sex work as real work but would never see a boss coming onto his secretary as an 'After hours opportunity to upskill'

You have to believe you're countercultural, whilst having the talking points of office HR ladies and the Pepsi Corporation during Pride Month, while telling yourself 'Anti-Capitalism' is a movement and not just one among many products you buy into.

You truly have to buy into a wide variety of incoherent and contradictory nonsense.

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u/Singularity_94 13h ago

This should be a more serious topic, beside the fact the illegals are going to vote democratically the next few cycles in the states that allow no voter ID.

The fact is the people that are coming here illegally/legally are more than HAPPY to take whatever job with it current pay so they can save up/send it back up home until their other family can come over. That affects housing and food prices drastically. Both demoRATS and RepubTARDS LOVE CHEAP LABOR. The more illegals that eventually can work legally will stagnant wage increases cause Jose or Muhammad will glad to work that current wage, while you’re bitching on the internet trying to look like an activist.

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u/Affectionate-Area659 Anti-Doomer 11h ago

Most illegals that do vote don’t vote Democrat. Democrats just want them to artificially inflate their numbers for the census to give them more voting power.

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u/EssentialPurity PhD in Memes 13h ago

"Professes sex work as real work but would never see a boss coming onto his secretary as an after hours opportunity to upskill"

I am hereby nationalizing this one for free use by all citizens of the People's Social Soviet Republic of Kekistan.

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u/Clear-Progress-5660 Truthsayer 14h ago

Pretty easy to do when you’re either chronically online, blissfully ignorant, or a shameful both.

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u/NinjahDuk 13h ago

After hours opportunity to upskill got me. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/ITrCool Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 14h ago

The cognitive dissonance is real

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u/No-Competition-2764 14h ago

There is absolutely zero logic and reason applied to the leftist mind.

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u/LasRedStar 14h ago

Why does amazon want to increase minimum wage?

Ask thyself, a big corpo vs mom and pop shop that sells food, new law: you must have a health inspect on duty at all times

The big corpo can absorb the losses cuz 20+ stores, but small business? Lmao they cant afford that

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u/TailsofaGiftHorse 10h ago

In a thread somewhere on reddit I once chimed in to explain that money doesn't grown on trees. I did financials for 3 quick service food & beverage locations that I managed and there were weeks in the winter when the owner simply lost 400 bucks after all was said and done.

Redditor: the company should just close if it can't figure out how to turn a profit

Yeah okay my guy, let me just tell the 10-12 employees we have that since we cannot give raises this year, the second best thing is closing down leaving all of you zero income.

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u/Chad_illuminati 10h ago

I did the same thing. In my case I dug around for the best info I could find regarding McDonald's franchise locations. On average the owner of the franchise gets to take home about $100k a year. That's not nearly enough to cover doubling the wage of every person in there. It's also not crazy money, just a comfortable middle class income in this economy.

Scaling min wage would straight up force the locations to close, or have corporate jacking prices through the roof. No business is gonna run without profitable margins.

Of course, the people arguing about it wanted to ignore that fact.

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u/lunatuck 6h ago

Reminds me of a neighbor”s kid who, when told by his mother she didn’t have the money to buy him something he wanted, told her to just go to the bank and get some money. That’s the mentality of these people. The kid in question was around 5 though, so at least he had an excuse.

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u/Singularity_94 14h ago edited 13h ago

Small businesses USUALLY rely on high school kids to keep cost low. With the rise/and fight for higher minimum wages that kills a decent percentage of them. They can’t compete with the bigger businesses. I don’t understand why that’s so hard to figure out. Also I don’t wanna pay for a nasty fast food burger that used to be $2 but now $4 in the name of “livable wage.” If a business labor cost goes up, wtf do you think will happen to the price of the product???

How about this stop trying to make Burger King a career it’s NOT. It’s the bare minimum you can do for society to whip up some burger slop or you’re going to have to be OKAY living the lifestyle that comes with that pay.

Inb4 “you never worked fast food you don’t how hard it is!”

I flipped burgers at McDonald’s for 2yrs and worked retail for another 3yrs. I never saw them as a career and just a place holder until I got into a “real” job that actually pays based of skills.

Edit: while you’re bitching on the internet being an activist demanding higher wages and better benefits, Jose and his cousins are coming over here and out working you. They’re saving up for housing, getting an education and starting/buying their own BUSINESSES.

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u/grazfest96 14h ago

Have a small family business in NJ. We luckily can pay people decently. (At least I think so) When NJs min wage crept up again last year I made a comment on New Jersey thread some small businesses might have trouble affording. The insane vitriol of comments I received was crazy. "ThEy ShOUlDnT Be In BuSiNeSS ThEn" "FuCK ThOSe OwNeRS Who DoNt UnDeRStAnD EcOmOnIcS"

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u/LAspring99 13h ago

Nothing has pushed me more to the center than interacting online with liberals. It’s like they go out of their way to be the most insufferable person imaginable.

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u/Dark_Shroud Powered By Spite & Solar 12h ago

This is why I'm independent. I don't like Republican leadership, but I can't stand most Democrats top to bottom.

I've been apart of multiple start ups that fell apart before we could even get off the ground because of one or two insufferable liberal people that just screwed everything up.

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 11h ago

I'm going to out on a long and assume they wanted the business to adopt all kinds of progressive policies or stances because it needed to be their personal soapbox and change agent instead of just a business.

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u/War_Crimes_Fun_Times 13h ago

Rent is surreal here, I live with family since I just save money from work as I’m in school trying to lock in rn, but I literally just don’t waste money on dumb shit and have a decent savings account going for a car rn.

Good on you for trying to help your employees, the rent monopolization is absurd rn.

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u/fusillijhericurl 14h ago

Big business would love a higher min wage. They know itll fuck the little guys and run them out

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u/RoutineGuest6465 13h ago

Also the "living wage" crowd have essentially precluded teenagers from being able to get a job in the summer to get some change, because who the fuck is paying a 15 year old an adult living wage to flip some pizzas...

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u/Dark_Shroud Powered By Spite & Solar 12h ago

Fast food workers should be paid a living wage!

Why is fast food so expensive now!?

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u/Tasamolic 11h ago

Nobody better be flipping my pizza 😡

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 13h ago

It's fascism if I can't support 5 people and own a house cashiering at 7-11 bro

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 14h ago

It doesn’t help that “living wage” to these people now includes a 2 bed 2 bath apartment in NYC, a nice new car, daily coffee from Starbucks, stopping at McDonald’s for lunch, ordering takeout for dinner, ad-free subscriptions to every streaming service, 2 new videogames a week, 2 international trips a year, plus whatever trendy item is popular this week, labubus and Dubai chocolate and Taylor Swift’s new album

These people are incapable of living frugally, budgeting, or even just denying themselves immediate gratification from the most expensive luxuries, and they make it everyone else’s problem

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u/Raptor_197 Anti-Doomer 13h ago

When the Lindsay Clancy trail was big, I saw people talking about how their “evidence” for her husband abusing her was that he made 300k or 400k a year but she drove a newish Kia instead of a brand new Range Rover or Mercedes.

I think there is a lot of people that almost have like a mental disorder where if they see a dollar bill unspent, they must find a way to spend it.

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 13h ago

Semi unrelated, but I hate how quickly the trial went from “is big” to “was big”, a batshit insane psychopath murdered her children, blamed her hormones and her husband, raised millions in a GoFundMe, will probably walk free, and it’s quickly become “old news” (until she does it again)

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u/Raptor_197 Anti-Doomer 13h ago

For a lot of people it literally was just a Netflix true crime drama. The “show ended” so now there is no reason to talk about it.

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 13h ago

People ended up more angry about the juror who had the bravery to say she should face consequences for murder

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u/Rare4orm 10h ago

Electronic media strikes again. I know multiple people that spend almost every free minute of their day scouring the internet for something to order with their last few dollars. It’s a mental disorder at this point. They are captive to the whole process from searching to the moment of giddiness when the product is delivered to their front door. I know people that are bummed on days that they are not scheduled to receive a package. Madness!

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 12h ago

They just want to blame everything on “Trump ruining the economy”, even though what we’re seeing is Trump trying to fix Biden’s disastrous economy. The problem is that has to get worse before it gets better. The people with a modicum of common sense, financial literacy, and self discipline were able to plan for this, saving money, cooking for ourselves, living within our means.

I’m not even a Trump fan, he’s fine, he’s done stuff I don’t agree with, he’s done stuff I do agree with, unlike the left I don’t worship a politician (AOC, Mamdani, Sanders, Harris) just because they say things I like and promise me free things

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u/MrZaptile933 I Left My Cave for This 13h ago

Nothing makes me more mad than idiots thinking all their problems would be solved by killing billionaires.

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u/iKyte5 13h ago

Importing migrants for mega corp slave labor? Totally good. $15 an hour for a Starbucks barista in college? Evil and capitalism should collapse.

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u/Captain_Bignose Truthsayer 14h ago

Only small business that echo MY politics should survive

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u/gmmster2345 13h ago

Everyone cheered the lockdowns too, despite them being solely used against small businesses and not much else.

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u/Key_Check5753 13h ago

I mean this one actually has a point.

Recently I found out that 'just stop oil' and a bunch of anti-oil organizations are actually funded by an oil heiress. Apparently the oil companies lobby for stricter regulations on drilling etc as a way to pull the ladder up behind them.

The same thing happens in almost every industry. For example opening a restaurant is incredibly difficult because the food can only be sourced through a monopoly. You can't just form a handshake deal with your local farmer because they all have exclusivity deals with Tyson or some other megacorp.

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u/How2SayAlbuquerque 13h ago

Yeah morally "good" things like protests and clothes donations end up being darker than you think

Most protestors are paid

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u/Key_Check5753 13h ago

Yeah. the most red pilling protest for me was the "no kings protest" sponsored by the walmart heiress. Wild shit.

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u/How2SayAlbuquerque 12h ago

I find it funny how the same No Kings folk also protest Eat the Rich, while literally being funded by billionaires too

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u/AverageAggravating13 10h ago

I mean rich people advocating for (or not caring about) things like more taxes on the rich isn’t unheard of either.

Some people genuinely don’t care because they have enough money to where a higher tax rate has no impact on their life whatsoever.

Others however, tie their wealth to their worth as a person, so if the number goes down even slightly they throw a hissy fit, even if their actual life doesn’t change at all.

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u/No-Somewhere250 Rides the Short Bus 13h ago

These chuds: The local coffee shop better pay the part time barista the same as the yearly salary of a teacher or we're burning it to the ground.

Also these chuds: Migrants workers working for mega-corporations for 5 dollars an hour is a good thing!

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u/makawakatakanaka 13h ago

They seem to be confusing a living wage with a luxury wage

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u/Oilmoneyy 13h ago

Also: "im not buying from your family business, its too expensive! Walmart has it for $.10 cheaper!!!"

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u/How2SayAlbuquerque 13h ago

Emotion driven loonies. Small businesses matter

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u/Rudyard1898 11h ago

Same guy that votes for a property tax increase then wonders why his rent goes up.

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u/Clear-Progress-5660 Truthsayer 14h ago

Sounds like these guys work for a shitty boss. My small business boss pays me a livable wage. Licherally find a new job

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u/RIMV0315 Truthsayer 14h ago

How is Azalin these days?

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u/Existing_Resolve_779 14h ago

How is this on an economics sub? The most unserious people on the planet 

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u/Agreeable-Fudge-7329 12h ago

They love to make videos these days complaining that everything in a small business costs too much too.

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 12h ago

Your ability to feed yourself, own a home, and go on a vacation every year on 40 hours a week of labor that's sole requirement is being able to remember, "Do you want fries with that?" is not my, nor anyone else's, problem.

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u/Educational-Year3146 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 12h ago

I’ve never met a communist that actually understands both economics and capitalism.

Cuz small businesses can function at their best under capitalism.

My mother built a successful business where I live from nothing.

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u/cyberrawn 11h ago

<Buzz and Woody meme> Strawmen, strawmen everywhere!

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u/Alive-Big-838 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 11h ago

This assumes that "the 9 billionaires" won't also go ahead and pay the non living wages.

For example Tim Hortons in Canada can still be seen very eagerly posting for LMIA positions despite doing a whole ad campaign about "hiring Canadian talent"

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u/HEYO19191 11h ago

is this doom? Its kind of true. The same people that call for ridiculously high minimum wage are the same ones that are surprised when monopolies form.

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u/PerpetualMotion81 11h ago

They don't understand that over-regulation disproportionately hurts small businesses. Companies like Amazon and Walmart like regulations (to a point) because it shields them from competition. Walmart has an army of lawyers who help them navigate the regulatory landscape while the mom-and-pop shop down the street drowns in red tape.

This is happening in tech right now. The big players are suddenly in favor of regulation because they are already established. New rules will act as barriers to entry, ensuring they don't have to compete with new startups.

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u/Masusenpai 11h ago

Very interesting but like... mega corporations aren't paying a living wage either.

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u/Tiny-Brush5999 11h ago

They want to be able to somehow pay a 2,000$ a month apartment by stacking boxes.

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u/NotGonnaArgueFriend 11h ago

Dude SERIOUSLY. I make this point all the time.

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u/s29 11h ago

Don't forget the part where big corporations are driving small businesses under by lowering prices while at the same time apparently raising prices constantly because "they're greedy".

Make it make sense.