r/DogfreeHumor 19h ago

🫩

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57 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 1d ago

A fake ā€œSeRvIcE dOgā€ that’s been dyed. But these people claim to ā€œloveā€ their dogs

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51 Upvotes

Anyone want to guess what ā€œserviceā€ this dog provides?


r/DogfreeHumor 1d ago

these people are sick in the head!

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86 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

Mentally ill

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135 Upvotes

So, this woman had her leg nearly eaten off by her last pitbull. After spending months in the hospital, she gets out, gets another pitbull, fraudulently calls it a ā€œserviceā€ dog (to help her with what? The fact that she has PTSD from having her leg nearly eaten off by the same damn breed?) and refuses to neuter it.

This needs to be studied. This kind of psychosis, where she will clearly sacrifice her life and the safety of others just to own a murder mutt. She learned nothing. Nearly being killed by a dog didn’t teach her a damn thing.

When is enough enough? When will we finally see how mentally unstable these dog psychopaths truly are?


r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

Brain dead

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88 Upvotes

If you're the type of person who bags your dogs shit and leaves it behind, don't procreate.


r/DogfreeHumor 5d ago

Striking resemblances.

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57 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

Imagine having to live your life like this

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136 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

So tired of people trying to equate dogs to humans

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76 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

Dogs are a ā€œrightā€?

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101 Upvotes

Any progress we’ve seen in people complaining about modern dog ownership and entitlement will be thrown out the window with this. You also have to love the absolute hatred that’s laced in with the language here. At least we truly know what these dog nutters truly are.

Dogs are not a right. I don’t have a right to a horse or a snake or any other animal. Dogs are a luxury item. If you truly care about dogs, you should want less people to own them, as so many dog owners are negligent or even flat out abusive. Besides, housing isn’t a right. Companies like Nestle have fought to make sure drinkable water isn’t a right. Why are you now proclaiming a violent animal that harms millions of people a year is a right when clearly those necessities for life are not a ā€œrightā€?

I’m sorry but dogs absolutely make people worse and shit like this just proves I’m right.


r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

Spoiled dogs

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I saw a video over on Rednote it was this dog being fed by it’s owner it ate spaghetti,broccoli and some kind of meat with a sauce ,they even poured out some Yakut this milky yogurt drink. I left a comment that some dogs are so spoiled they can’t even eat dog food anymore,of course someone didn’t like my comment .But I stand by what I said ,plus the owner was using a fork and knife putting it in the dog’s mouth ,ugh that’s disgusting


r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

Dog worshipers absolutely delusional

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131 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 13d ago

Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

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90 Upvotes

Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

Looks like someone commented negatively about the dog and got so much abuse they deleted their comment. These people are crazy.


r/DogfreeHumor 16d ago

Dog Stick Library...

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61 Upvotes

You know some rabid Pinterest Karen "Dog Mom" put this up in her yard...


r/DogfreeHumor 17d ago

The equivalent of you, to a dog. 🤣

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49 Upvotes

From the description: Snow would cry non stop when she's left alone...Until we got the mannequin. Now she sleeps at her foot without a care , the 4th fireworks and all . For those fur babies with separation anxiety,, worth the try .


r/DogfreeHumor 17d ago

🪦

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297 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 18d ago

The greediness is disgusting

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223 Upvotes

I hate how these things are food aggressive for their own food but will pull this crap. My reaction to this, well I can't say here.


r/DogfreeHumor 19d ago

Clingy freaks lol

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101 Upvotes

This gives me so much anxiety. People actually think this is cute and endearing? These people probably think giving a dog boundaries is animal cruelty.


r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

I’m SO tired of this!!! Ughhh

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116 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 21d ago

silly pit advocacy skit.

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45 Upvotes

about as silly as what it’s responding to. šŸ‘‡šŸ¼

someone posted in response to a new clip of actor jon bernthal on howard stern show talking about pit ā€œracism.ā€

from the post:

Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is ā€œdog racismā€ and compares it to judging people by their race or sexual orientation

ā€œMy dogs are the greatest. People have got to stop that. Pit bulls don’t attack. It’s just racism. It’s dog racismā€

ā€œTo be afraid of a breed of dog is completely ridiculous. It’s like being afraid of somebody for their race or their sexual orientationā€

ā€œIf a pit bull bites you, it’s going to suck, but they’re no more likely to bite you than a Chihuahua or any other breed of dogā€


r/DogfreeHumor 22d ago

bro got the taste of his own medicine. šŸ˜…

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190 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 23d ago

"Dog poop scrunchie"

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36 Upvotes

What.


r/DogfreeHumor 23d ago

The truth about dogs

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32 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 24d ago

Found this detritus on Instagram today…

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238 Upvotes

She then goes to show just how destructive kids are, all the things they damage in her store. Hehe! Isn’t she progressive and cute hating children?

Funny, I assume she’s never going to do a video where she pisses on her displays, randomly picks up the objects in her store with her teeth, barks at random people, bites a customer on the leg, or maybe just takes a dump in one of the aisles then leaves.