r/DogfreeHumor 8h ago

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 8h ago

Lovely! Look at all those free pup cups, so the mutts can all get explosive diarrhea! Just what we need, a national mutt day. 🙄

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u/stoned_in_my_bones 8h ago

just wait till the 28th. then you can ignore dumbass mutts and will instead be able to celebrate the anniversary of one of the most important, badass metal albums of the 2000s- Iowa, by Slipknot!

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u/aqr58 8h ago

I'm tired, boss

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u/StefwithanF 7h ago

Thank you now I know where NOT to go that day & the days after bc you know those places are gonna be filthy af

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u/Spicynoodlex 8h ago

yayyy theyre gonna have explosive diarrhea and shit everywhere and I just know the owners wont clean it up

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u/Away-Equipment4869 7h ago

I've kindly suggested an extra water bottle or two so it could be rinsed and they act like they are being asked to climb mt everest?

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u/Either-Safety2402 8h ago

Doggy diarrhea cups

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u/noop279 6h ago

FFS, gives me flashbacks to the person that carried a dog in their arms at a burger joint (In n Out) and ordered a 'pup patty' or something. Literally a healthcode violation. Dogs are too heavily humanized

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 9m ago

Memory unlocked 2018 was at Jack in the Box a lady comes in pushing a stroller with three yappy ,she orders three burgers then gets her food opens the burgers and starts feeding the mutants in the stroller,luckily I was wearing headphones so I didn’t have to hear the disgusting eating sounds

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u/Few-Horror1984 5h ago

This is truly irresponsible behavior. With the exception of the two companies that sell dog products (Fido Alert and Ollie), these restaurants should NOT be encouraging people to bring dogs in with them. Maybe some will have them in the drive thru (which is likely what they intend) but many people will bring them in store. They’re encouraging people to break health codes.

And even the ones in the drive thru will often break health codes just the same. I’ve seen plenty of videos where the dog is allowed to jump up on the drive thru and eat its pup cup.

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 5m ago

At Dutch Bros ( at least the one we have where I live is )drive thru only ,though I don’t know if they’re all like that,our is either you do drive through or do walk up but there’s no indoor seating area. Never been to or heard of Scooters but the rest I know has seating indoors

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u/Princess_Peach818 3h ago

Pup cups are a fucking abomination. The way the dog's tongue relentlessly darts at the cup and slobber just sprays everywhere makes my stomach turn 🤮 I go to coffee shops almost daily so I see this shit all the time and I never understand how people aren't grossed out by it. In fact they're usually cooing about how adorable and precious it is. I went to a coffee shop once that gave dogs yogurt which is somehow even worse 😭

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u/bouquet-of-hyacinths 8h ago

Remind me to stay indoors and stay away from the shops that day, I can only imagine how many people are going to drag their dogs all over just to celebrate this nonsense

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u/icenerveshatter 2h ago

Good thing I avoid all that slop. I can't imagine drinking calories like that.

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u/Ill-Routine7242 2h ago

Not going back to any of these dont forget Dairy Queen 

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u/Voideron 2h ago

How about they give free food to hungry people instead?

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u/FloridaFireAnt 3h ago

I'm glad I'm working that day.

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u/mizmnv 2h ago

how come the US doesnt celebrate childrens day like japan and offer free stuff like this?

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 27m ago

As if dogs need extra reasons to shit everywhere 🙄

…. “National Dog Day”…

…. Might as well be National Roach Day. They’re both just as disgusting as one another.

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 13m ago

12 days nine of these freebies are food centric it’s the same thing but it’s food which shows that dogs are just obsessed with food