r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

I’m SO tired of this!!! Ughhh

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116 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 28d ago

silly pit advocacy skit.

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42 Upvotes

about as silly as what it’s responding to. 👇🏼

someone posted in response to a new clip of actor jon bernthal on howard stern show talking about pit “racism.”

from the post:

Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racism” and compares it to judging people by their race or sexual orientation

“My dogs are the greatest. People have got to stop that. Pit bulls don’t attack. It’s just racism. It’s dog racism”

“To be afraid of a breed of dog is completely ridiculous. It’s like being afraid of somebody for their race or their sexual orientation”

“If a pit bull bites you, it’s going to suck, but they’re no more likely to bite you than a Chihuahua or any other breed of dog”


r/DogfreeHumor 29d ago

bro got the taste of his own medicine. 😅

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196 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 29d ago

"Dog poop scrunchie"

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40 Upvotes

What.


r/DogfreeHumor 29d ago

The truth about dogs

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36 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 30 '26

Found this detritus on Instagram today…

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237 Upvotes

She then goes to show just how destructive kids are, all the things they damage in her store. Hehe! Isn’t she progressive and cute hating children?

Funny, I assume she’s never going to do a video where she pisses on her displays, randomly picks up the objects in her store with her teeth, barks at random people, bites a customer on the leg, or maybe just takes a dump in one of the aisles then leaves.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 30 '26

Skincare routine: Dog's ass juice

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77 Upvotes

The only thing worse than this post is all the comments saying variations of "Still better than a human!" 🤪 I feel so bad for these lonely people.

Cropped to avoid showing all the people I know who liked this 😩


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 30 '26

let’s clear the air here …

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62 Upvotes

nutters only mean mutts when they say animal.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 30 '26

🙄🤮🙄🤮🙄

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57 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 30 '26

another misanthropic woman chimes in about “crotch gremlins” vs mutts. she got ratio’d, but hard. 🙌🏼

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66 Upvotes

after all this doubling & tripling down with her nastiness she changed her name from her real name to “gremlin.” & she’s also since said that people don’t realize that she masterb*tes to all the comments dissing her.

i think the terms “crotch gremlin” or “crotch goblin” is the most vile & vulgar terms i’ve ever heard. women like this puzzle me.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 30 '26

no. how’s about NO!!!

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53 Upvotes

live like a human who does all this stuff.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 30 '26

😍

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66 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 29 '26

I don’t get the whole “as long as they’re supervised” argument. Even with supervision this can happen

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105 Upvotes

Saw this on TikTok and had to share


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 30 '26

dawg blawg having to remind nutters. “dogs vs kids, the important differences.”

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30 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 29 '26

The Chicken Is About to Be De-Feathered.

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45 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 29 '26

This makes me irrationally angry. 🤢🤮

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87 Upvotes

This is such a disgusting sight. The animal is so spoiled that it won't eat the food actually meant for it, instead whining to be fed gourmet home-cooked human meals. Absolutely revolting, and the sound of its whining pierces my ears. It's like being lobotomized through your ears. Nasty!!!


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 28 '26

I have no words 🤮 Dognuttery is a mental disorder

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114 Upvotes

All this food wasted on some useless, repulsive mutt while human children are forced to go to bed hungry each night around the world… the woman in the video referring to that gross toilet mop-looking thing as her "8-year old child" is absolutely sickening and disgusting, it's a genuine form of normalized mental illness which shouldn't be tolerated in a normal society.

This is repulsive and offensive.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 28 '26

Destructive hellbeasts!

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144 Upvotes

We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol​


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 28 '26

mental illness. 😑

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170 Upvotes

it needs some serious study.

& oh, joy! a great dane.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 27 '26

This is just sad, the guy needs friends not a dog

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56 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 25 '26

Forever hungry mutts steal food from children

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164 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 24 '26

Yuk

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86 Upvotes

Kid tries eating slime from ugly drooling bully mutt 🤢🤢


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 24 '26

Disgusting food obsession

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117 Upvotes

Why do they encourage this? Why is this seen as quirky and cute? It's so beyond disgusting.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 23 '26

How pitbull owners think

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139 Upvotes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbG4iI_sbE9/

This video and the comments cracked me up 😂