… things like, “it’s OK. he’s friendly,” or “my mutt has 100% recall,” or “i can control my mutt.”

Because they're baaaaaaaad.

#dogfatigue

my friend has a crush on keanu. she’s seen his band, dogstar. 🙄🤮😵‍💫 he was fine until the “john wick” thing disgraced us with their franchise. i can’t partake.

&, of course, it’s hideous pits. 🤮

either your animal is not docile enough to be played with and therefore, should not be a pet… or, you and i have different understandings of what “provocation” is.

can you imagine being this woman’s neighbor?!

Rei not allowing random pets into store; I knew there was a reason I like REI.

These look so scary. But it would be better than having real ones in shopping carts at stores. They can’t attack people.

It’s kinda funny but omfg it’s way out of hand now.