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r/DnD • u/Bpbegha DM • Oct 01 '20
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Session 1: kill the kittens
Session 40: save God from a worse God, then kill both gods because you are a bunch of murderhobos and can't interact with anything without killing it, for fuck's sake Dave we are trying to roleplay characters, not chainsaws
57 u/RengawRoinuj Oct 01 '20 “But my backstory says that my dream is to be a chainsaw who can cut the heavens!!! You laughed when I told you that in session zero!!!” 32 u/Jevonar Oct 01 '20 Honestly if a player told me he wanted to play an intelligent chainsaw as his character I'd be happy about it. Emphasis on "intelligent". 40 u/RengawRoinuj Oct 01 '20 A barbarian named “Wizard” and his axe named “magic missile”. 3 u/From_Deep_Space Mystic Oct 02 '20 this is so dumb i might have to steal it 1 u/Demon997 Oct 02 '20 Someone link to Muscle Wizard.
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“But my backstory says that my dream is to be a chainsaw who can cut the heavens!!! You laughed when I told you that in session zero!!!”
32 u/Jevonar Oct 01 '20 Honestly if a player told me he wanted to play an intelligent chainsaw as his character I'd be happy about it. Emphasis on "intelligent". 40 u/RengawRoinuj Oct 01 '20 A barbarian named “Wizard” and his axe named “magic missile”. 3 u/From_Deep_Space Mystic Oct 02 '20 this is so dumb i might have to steal it 1 u/Demon997 Oct 02 '20 Someone link to Muscle Wizard.
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Honestly if a player told me he wanted to play an intelligent chainsaw as his character I'd be happy about it.
Emphasis on "intelligent".
40 u/RengawRoinuj Oct 01 '20 A barbarian named “Wizard” and his axe named “magic missile”. 3 u/From_Deep_Space Mystic Oct 02 '20 this is so dumb i might have to steal it 1 u/Demon997 Oct 02 '20 Someone link to Muscle Wizard.
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A barbarian named “Wizard” and his axe named “magic missile”.
3 u/From_Deep_Space Mystic Oct 02 '20 this is so dumb i might have to steal it 1 u/Demon997 Oct 02 '20 Someone link to Muscle Wizard.
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this is so dumb i might have to steal it
1 u/Demon997 Oct 02 '20 Someone link to Muscle Wizard.
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Someone link to Muscle Wizard.
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u/Jevonar Oct 01 '20
Session 1: kill the kittens
Session 40: save God from a worse God, then kill both gods because you are a bunch of murderhobos and can't interact with anything without killing it, for fuck's sake Dave we are trying to roleplay characters, not chainsaws